Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:03 pm
[quote="Nagin"]Bycth ...... dont make me hurt you. ..(slaaaaaaaaaaaaap) ..... 
your cool to....[/quote]
I know...
your cool to....[/quote]I know...
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:17 pm
[quote="Cawar"]^^From the prophet to momma jokes..thats quite a transformation in one thread... [/quote]
[/quote] Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:18 pm
An old woman came to our Holy Prophet Muhammed (Sallallahu Alayhi Wa Sallam) and said: "O Messenger of Allah, pray to Allah (Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala) that I will enter Paradise." Holy Prophet Muhammed (saw) said jokingly, "O Mother of so-and-so, no old women will enter Paradise." The old woman went away crying, after hearing from Holy Prophet Muhammed (saw). Then Holy Prophet Muhammed (saw) sent one of his companions to tell her that, she will enter Paradise by becoming a young lady, because the Paradise is for only young people.
The Holy Prophet Muhammed (saw) said: "Do not laugh too much, for laughing too much deadens the heart." At another place, the Holy Prophet Muhammed (saw) said: "If you knew what I know, you would laugh little and weep much."
Imam Jafar as Sadiq (AS) said: Avoid incorrect jokes and humors, as it is the cause of enmity and grudge. Also Imam Jafar as Sadiq (AS) said: The believers laughter should be only a smile. At another place Imam Jafar as Sadiq (AS) said: Beware of joking, because it causes rancor and drives into malice. Joking is the lesser revilement.
CSW
NAGIN AND CAWAR.......DELETE UR DISGUSTING POSTS AND TAKE UR SHUKAANSI IN PRIVAT. 
The Holy Prophet Muhammed (saw) said: "Do not laugh too much, for laughing too much deadens the heart." At another place, the Holy Prophet Muhammed (saw) said: "If you knew what I know, you would laugh little and weep much."
Imam Jafar as Sadiq (AS) said: Avoid incorrect jokes and humors, as it is the cause of enmity and grudge. Also Imam Jafar as Sadiq (AS) said: The believers laughter should be only a smile. At another place Imam Jafar as Sadiq (AS) said: Beware of joking, because it causes rancor and drives into malice. Joking is the lesser revilement.
CSW NAGIN AND CAWAR.......DELETE UR DISGUSTING POSTS AND TAKE UR SHUKAANSI IN PRIVAT. Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:24 pm
^^^ allright sis.....just having fun....with bytch......thats all....but I leave (exists to the door......be back in a while )Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:26 pm
^^You got scared huh??? Fulay...
Helwaa
I warned you...before..and you see how she dragged me into this...I was just a miskiin boy..
Helwaa
I warned you...before..and you see how she dragged me into this...I was just a miskiin boy..
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:56 pm
WAGER.....YOU MEAN CAJUUS MASKIIN AH OO ILKO LA 