Ask Mowhawk and Gurey about Australia.

[Lord Diplock]

they shouldn't be worried, I am sure the standard of footballl is so dire, most Aussies will think it is a joke and will eventually go back to ping pong football [AFL] or real men sport like Rugby League Football.

[Ugaas Diini]

I don't know if my question is appropriate but I was wondering, how come there are so many Shiikhaals there? I have yet to see a single Shiikhaal in America.

[Sakhraan]

I can't stand that Aussie accent......very innoying




SAKHRAAN>SEEKER OF TRUTH & JUSTICE

[Padishah]

Alright Yanks:-

AFL is a deceptively simple game, where real men go at without padding like these sissy yanks are wont to do with contact sport. There is an oval, with four posts at each end. Between the middle two posts is where you score the bulk of the points; each goal worth six points in the game. Anything to the left or right of these two post scores you one point. Anything outside the goal posts is out of bounds, and a throw in is required to restart the game.

During play, there ar one of two ways to pass the ball; kicking it, or a handpass. One can take what is called a 'mark' by catching the ball when another player kicks it. A player has two choices here; he can immediately play on with the ball, or he can pause take a free kick, without interference. A handpass is done by holding the ball with one hand, and using a clenched fist to propel the ball in the direction you want.

While runing with the ball, one needs to periodically bounce the ball every 15 meters, to keep it in play, or risk being penalised for holding the ball. At any time excepting a free kick, opposiiton players can tackle to obtain the ball, and the ball must be hand-passed or kicked in order to remain in play for the team.

Interestingly enough, AFL was invented to keep our Cricketers fit during the fattening Winter months all the way back in the 19th Century!


Rugby is another manly sport too! Has a lot of similarities with grid-iron, except these me go at it without padding. It was fun playing it at school with the rest of the guys. Cricket was booring! And so was baseball. By far, soccer was the most popular sport at my school, no thanks to it being all Muslim, and being surrounded by Turkish and Lebanese ethnics!



Ugaas Diini, who went and told you this? There are a lot of Sheeqaal in our suburb. Loads and loads of them. Dunno why though. I've never actually asked.

[muslim-man]

[quote="Ugaas Diini"]I don't know if my question is appropriate but I was wondering, how come there are so many Shiikhaals there? I have yet to see a single Shiikhaal in America.[/quote]



Wher have you looked? There are plenty of them in the States, I've seen a few in ME.

[muslim-man]

Padishah,

I think I would've lost my mind if I'd to listen to the Aussie accent everyday, I can't stand that shyt!

And what about boredom? America has people from all over, so you never feel lonely, Australia sounds like a place for whities...how d'you guys survive?

BTW, does the show "Neighbours" still come on?

[Padishah]

Its not so bad.

And its exaggerated for your consumption, because drooling Yankees need everything spelled out so they don't have to engage their brains. As for the racial mix, there is plenty in Melbourne, Sydney, and Brisbane. Not so much in Adelaide, although its a beautiful city. Outside these area's, you're going to get the WASP sorts. But unless you own a farm, your not going to have any problems.

As for visiting you yanks, I'll only do it to see my abti in Nashville, and my Habaryar in Boston. Otherwise, I won't be spending a second more than I need to.

[gurey25]

oi you MM wot u you go against the aussie accent?

Padishah do you live in Sydney?

[Padishah]

Yuk! No.

I live in the only place in Australia that can be classified as a city; Melbourne.