Near death experiences????

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Re: Near death experiences????

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^MAY ALLAH SEND HER 2 JANNAH KULAHA AFTA DA SKET OPENED HER LEGS FOR U

SHE'S BURNING IN HELL NOW... Cool
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[quote="Life_Death"]^^^^and than the alarm went off and you woke up
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Yeah!

but itz a good thing ur sister was there to comfort me Laughing
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nearly got run over by a flying areoplane, but i manage to survive....
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[quote="black_booty"]nearly got run over by a flying areoplane, but i manage to survive....[/quote]

waaaaait a minute....dats bullshyt

everyone knows airplanes dont fly Rolling Eyes
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somaha, but try tellin that to the Pilot
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[quote="black_booty"]nearly got run over by a flying areoplane, but i manage to survive....[/quote]

Laughing

Killed the topic with that comment.
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[quote="Mr. Yungnfresh"][quote="Life_Death"]^^^^and than the alarm went off and you woke up
CANNON[/quote]

Yeah!

but itz a good thing ur sister was there to comfort me Laughing[/quote]

lol.....it just so happened that my sister was volunteering at the homeless shelter you were spending the night at...

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since when does she call my bedroom the "homeless shelter"?

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Lolz @ da flying airplane...but im glad u survived b.booty Very Happy

da kinda near death experience I experienced happent to be in ma bedroom...i had dis bad cold goin on...n everytyme I cough it goes on 4 minutes n minutes...but dis tyme it didnt stop...ma chest was hurtin me so much...I cudnt breathe...I had trouble wiv breathing...ma heart was beatin so fast...suddenly I went on ma knees...felt on da floor...n fo a minute i had no idea where I was...i thought dat was da end...but den ma cuzin came in n stood by my side till I woke up...n I stood up aftah a few minutes alhamdulilah thnx to Allah...
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^^ HUNO THATS NOT A DEATH EXPERIENCE..ITS CALLED BAD COLD..OR U MIGHT BE PREGANANT DEE...CONGRATULATIONZZ Very Happy

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About me being pregnant...iga aamos aan ku dhahay...n dont congratulate me fo sumfin Im not...n dat iz a death experience ma ni99a...n I neva had dat kinda bad cold in ma lyfe swr down...it was hurtin ma throat..ma chest...errting on ma body was hurtin me...n when I sayd I didnt know where I was...I lost consciousness bruv...but survived tho...n dont try to talk me over it by sayin dat wasnt no death experience
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OK MA NEAR DEATH EXPERINCE WAS..... (drum roll please).....



wen i was forced to leave snet...

the bribed me with thing i had done in the past (which for personal reason i would like to keep that on the hush hush)

anwayz they where forced to block and delete my account if i didnt do wat the wanted, i was sooo scared, afta not listening to them, they done it, not being on snet for 4 weeks led me to STARVATION, DEPRESSION and PHYSICAL ABUSE....

finerly i piad them wat the wanted, leaving me and ma kids homless and hungry...(and we styll are)

BUT i got ma SNET ACCONT BACK, (that alla that matters) Very Happy
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AYE SERIOUS TALK YO.. I AINT UR ''bruv'..... BUT YO I WOULD NOT CALL THIS AN EXPERIENCE OF DEATH AT ALL. IT IS BAD COLD YO.. IT HAPPENED TO ME ALOT..BUT IT DNT MEAN I WAS EXPERIENCING DEATH..I WOULD BEEN DEAD BY NOW DNT U THINK..


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^^^^^^^^^

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Caadi maa tiihid gal....tru jokah dat u r...bout it led u to things lyke starvation n depression n shyt....nayaa caadi iska dhig

but lyke u sayd...u have ur account bac...n das what matters so maaha Very Happy Very Happy
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yh, and styll i might be homless and hungry, but waa caadi, i'll just stay behind in the internet cafe after closing time, AND IF I GET HUNGRY I CAN ALWAYZ EAT LIL IDRISS AND KHALID... I'LL SAVE JAMAL AND ALI FOR RAMADAN... (THEY MIGHT CUM IN HANDY THEN)
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