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PLATINUUM wrote:


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL omg!!!!!!

@rambie and cherine you need to see this.

PLATINUUM wrote:


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL omg!!!!!!

@rambie and cherine you need to see this.

xxxxxx wrote:

xxxxx wrote:Miss xxxx u acting like this cadaan girl in my company that used to skip wearing nigis to work when temperature hit above 35 degrees. I caught her onr picking stuff from the floor. Cawradeedii ayaa ii sawirtay (selfie ma iska qaataa baan is.idhi)

"""""" do u wear nigis??

Lool Just because I gave you an ass whooping does not mean I'm 50. It's in my nature to give whom so ever deserves it a proper mind f-king. Maskaxdayda, caqligayga, iyo af Somaligayga ayaad ka yaabtay sow maaha? My father is now in his mid 50s, my grand father is in his mid 70s and I'm in my late 20s. But just because you were stupefied by the fact that I'm such a genius in catching your lies and exposing you for the phony you are, you came to the conclusion that I must be 50 years old .

Its Ok, I was born a precocious child, and was always ahead of time. By the time I was 8 years old I memorised the entire Quran; the teacher would proclaim that I was the Kabiir, give me a stick and give me permission to beat the living shit out of 17 year old qawsaars like you who failed to recite their lessons off by heart .

By the time I was 12 I knew every poem in the Guba series and understand it well. As things stand now I have several science degrees, and my IQ is over 180. You were offering me you address not long ago even though it was only for show. Do you know that I have the technical know how of making the anthrax virus in the form of powder, and can mail it to you in an envelope? I could kill you and your fat mama without leaving my house . But of course that would not be an honorable way to fight. That's just me telling you what my mental faculties' are capable of.

Physically, I feel as though I must warn you """" duufle. I was doing Tai chi and Brazilian jiu-jitsu since 2007. I could probably fuck you up blind folded and with both my
hands tied behind my back. War mucjiso ayaan ahay niyow. Anigaa iska yaaba. Mar mar baan is idhaahdaa Mahdigan la sheegaaba ar muu adiga yahay. Saan intaan muraayada aado isku soo daawadaa . I kid you not. I paint a portrate of the Mahdi as a young man. I wonder if the Mahdi himself is me. Dee ileen Quraanka laguma sheegin Mahdigan iyo qabiilka uu yahaye. Ma cid baa tidhi Mahdigu HJ ma noqon karo? Telepathic messages baa habeen kasta la'ii soo diraa, Isis iyo belaayo is baacsanaysa iyo wax baan ku riyoodaa anigoo kala celinaya oo khudbadaynaya. War dee mucjisaan ahay niyow! Anigaa iska yaaba wallahi, marka """"" futadaada ilaasho adeer cunug yar oo kibray baa tahaye.

xxxxx wrote:

xxxxx wrote:

xxxxx wrote:


But my great grandaddy took my grandmummy while she was looking after a herd of sheep somewhere near berbera and him her and sheeps walked to sheekh madar who married them

I feel sorry for those sheep...

Nigga even took them sheeps

xxxxx wrote:
Some centuries ago in Somalia, when a man is interested in a woman and wants her for marriage, he would got and take big shit outside her backyard. As the family awakes in the morning, they'd welcome the shit with mashxarad and music because their daughter is getting married. Apparently, this was pretty popular among Somalis.

HorseedS wrote:

YummyMummy wrote: dead at guy from 1:59 mins