Share your embarrassing moment??/

[Kswiss]

i was at school and i needed to use the bathroom...so i ask the teacher and head to the rest room....before i could open the door, a somali chick and 3 guys (white/black/asian) walk out I was soooo embarrassed to be somali that day

[guhad122]

I don't normally partake useless threads like this one, but I am gonna tell you a true story:
Few years ago down in the Wild West, it was so cold that I was having issues with my car battery. It was just the battery and I knew about it. I pulled at gas station with two xaliimoos; one of them was the girl friend at the time.
After pumping the gas, the car wouldn't start, and being typical and unorganized Faarax I had no cable with me. I asked one of the Canbaros to ask other peepz at the station for a "Boost Cable". Well she ran over to the side of the pump, and asked this white couple, a male and a female, if they had "a puzzzy cable". I just heard people laughing and turned and heard the white female saying "My husband has a white one"? And she goes on "You must be lucky your boyfriend has the black one". To which Canbaro replied “No he doesn’t”. Shit!!!!!!!

The Canbaro, being her first year in local school doing her ESL 000000001 class, had no idea what the hell was happening. I couldn't help but join the laughter session.
Word of advice; xaliimoos don't ask people for a boost cable at gas stations cuz u sound like you are saying "ceeb cable".

[MJ-Pride]

Three Years ago, I lost my T-mobile Cell phone and I took my GFs one and put my SIM and went to school. The class was Physics class and there were about 40 Students. When the instructure walked in and said ' Can I get your attention', everybody stopped talking and the whole class was shut. Out of sudden, My phone went off with the ring tone ' My neck, my back, suck ceeb or the song by Khia. The whole class looked at my direction and they werent sure where the song comming from. I panicked and reached my back to shut the phone off, and the whole class figured out it was me.They class burst in laughter including the instructure. The guys and girls were surprised how a guy have that song in his cell phone. I become the joke of the class and when somebody sees me, he/she would go 'my neck, my back ...' bullshid. I couldnt take it anymore and dropped the class...
Motherfckaz didn't even give me chance to tell them it was my GFs cell phone

[gurey25]

i once pissed on a bed and then woke up found a chick sleeping on the same bed as me

woke her up and accused of her of bieng too drunk and pissing on herself

pooor girl was rather irate

[*H-TOWN FINEST*]

IT HAS 2 B WEN I WAS AT SUM WEDDIN WHICH MY BRO WAS AT...
DIS GUY WAS TRYIN IT..... N WE WAS CHATTIN ON D LEVEL DEN WE EXCHANGED NUMBERS....
DEN HE WEN UP 2 MY BRO N STARTED SAYIN LOOK I JUS GT DAT CHICKS NUMBA..... N ALL SORTS...
ONLY 2 FIND OUT DAT HE WAS MY BROTHER.......
DEN HE CAME UP 2 N HES LYK Y DIDNT U TELL ME DAT WAS UR BRO?
I WAS LYK WOOPS....................... NOW WENEVA HE KNOCKS AT MY HOUSE ITS SOOO AWKWARD.....