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wats good Zulaika
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[quote="shidow1"][quote="lookz"]nah.... da luckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkky man.................... is a good.... man.... who fears his lord...... dont matter what race,,, colour.... he is......

shidow....... the most important thing first and formost is ISLAM.... ISLAM.... YEA thats the most important thing.... culture and being somali... dont mean shit.....[/quote]
Bieng a somali means alot to me.....My mother will probably hate me if I marry a none somali woman.....[/quote]

why your mom dislike none somalis? it's culture or something else?
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[quote="#1baller"][quote="shidow1

"Bieng a somali means alot to me.....My mother will probably hate me if I marry a none somali woman.....[/quote]


So does your mom pick and choose who you fall in love with too? :shock:[/quote]
No but I have a lot respect for my mom.....
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no one knows how to plse a sister cos nothing makes a somali sister happy now days.....even those who throw 20ks weddin ...........way is furaa a day after their arooooooooos ..........so heck to somai girls...........




.............masaaaaaaaaaai chicks rock........ :lol:
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One baller I will muktaar take your manhood iam way above you boy

have a good one son of slave.

:lol:
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[quote="kadafi007"]

"Look, at this sissy halfcast bastard who is a product of a one nightstand man I can get your sister forget about your sister but all the females in your relatives you faitless bastard."[/quote]


Aye,

Asswipe..... I ain't got a sister biaatch. 8) But ima fock urs and yo mama. Then ima move on to ya cous.

You are somali. That = no pussi at all for you. Welcome to America biaatch. :lol: Keep watching pornos and wackking off like ya always do. 8)
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Personally i think race is very important. If my wife does not know how to make kimis or canjeelo i will use her as a punching bag, which will probably result in a divorce in less a month :lol: . Also, my mother no longer speaks any languages other than Somali so i dont wish to be a translator.
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[quote="kadafi007"]One baller I will muktaar take your manhood iam way above you boy

have a good one son of slave.


Why is it that yo dumbass can't form a proper sentence in english. :shock:
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[quote="#1baller"]wats good Zulaika[/quote]

not this weather, bloody hot....i miss old man winter :(
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[quote="Madmadoobe"]Personally i think race is very important. If my wife does not know how to make kimis or canjeelo i will use her as a punching bag, which will probably result in a divorce in less a month :lol: . Also, my mother no longer speaks any languages other than Somali so i dont wish to be a translator.[/quote]
I agree with you 100%......
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[quote="shidow1"][quote="#1baller"][quote="shidow1


"No but I have a lot respect for my mom....."[/quote]


I don't think datin' or marrying some else who's non somali is disrespecting to your mom. At least if she ain't ignorant then it shouldn't be a problem.

Granted most people are inclined to marry someone of their culture and nationality first and foremost and there's nothing wrong with that but people have to be a little more open minded about the possibility of that not happening especially if you live in a western nation where there are people of other races.
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[quote="zulaika"][quote="#1baller"]wats good Zulaika[/quote]

not this weather, bloody hot....i miss old man winter

loool........ don't turn white on me shawty. Its been in the mid 90's here since last week. Hot as a muthafocker. I've had tha a/c going all day everyday at my house.

Anyhow, Ima be up there on Friday. I'm leaving on Thursday for Toronto. Any chance I'd get a tour of yo city. 8)
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[quote="hyperactive"][quote="shidow1"][quote="lookz"]nah.... da luckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkky man.................... is a good.... man.... who fears his lord...... dont matter what race,,, colour.... he is......

shidow....... the most important thing first and formost is ISLAM.... ISLAM.... YEA thats the most important thing.... culture and being somali... dont mean shit.....[/quote]
Bieng a somali means alot to me.....My mother will probably hate me if I marry a none somali woman.....[/quote]

why your mom dislike none somalis? it's culture or something else?[/quote]

yes i respect my mother and my mother to would be upset if i got with a non somali... but u know what at the end of the day its me whos gonna live and share my life with that man not my mother................................ allah gave me the right to choose who i want
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Re: How do You please a Soomaali SISTER

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[quote="kambuli"]Ismahan, quote " 1. Buy her a set of dhahaab three times a year.
2. Buy her a diamond ring but watch the carats. For example if she wears a size 5 ring, buy her 2.5 carats.
3. Take her shopping twice a month. Along with a long of diiraacs from the local Somali Mall.
4. Make sure she has access to your credit card.
5. Cook for her on the weekend.

Thats a start but there is plenty of ways you can make her happy, just think of what she likes.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

In other words the brother should an ATM machine :lol: :lol: Alla cadowsanaa Ismahan...quote]

I didnt lie sis, I just spoke for like 79.99% of the Somali female population. :) The rest of them wax ba ka sii ah. :roll:
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