why do men cheat with ugly b!tches?

[Megatron]

Simple. Cuz if she's ugly, there's no chance of trying to keep her beyond a one night stand. Now, on the other hand, if she's hot, there's a distinct possibility that the dude will dump the old one for the new. Thus creating a HUUUGE dillemma. Therefore, ugly bee-otches are safe. You're welcome.

[Gedo_Boy]

^^^ I don't think that's the main reason b/c if he was happy at home and the girl's not as attractive as HIS wife there would be very little incentive to cheat w/ an ugly one.

Many cases the girl is giving him hell........probably threatening him w/ pouring boiling oil over him at night.

[Megatron]

I think it is, because how many young guys are gonna say "no" to a stray piece, happy at home or no ?

[Skippa]

When I was coming up as a kid, On weekend and from time to time, I along with some of the children from the neighborhood would pool a few coins and buy some vegetables. Then we'd catch us a couple of pigeons, collect some dry wood, find an empty Nido can and cook ourselves the birds as best as we could. It wasn't much to eat really, a watery concoction at best yet we thought it was the best dish we'd had ever tasted. Why? Because we earned it, we got the ingredients ourselves, we caught the pigeons with our flimsy traps, we plucked the damn feathers on our own and most of all, we were eating out of an old Nido can of questionnable cleanliness. None of us was destitute and most of us were forgoing our Friday lunch to partake in that little dibjir dinner , Friday was (still may be) Fish day for a lot of households back home i.e. the day that you did not skip lunch if there ever was one, still we did it time and again. Moral of my little story don't sleep on the pigeon...a guy will trade a pigeon for a fish if the chance comes around. So what must you do? Make him earn the fish and when you cook it mix it up a bit (the white rice and red sauce with eggplant/bidingaal and baamiye/ocra gets old after a few), sometimes make it salmon instead or make it light with the fish on its own, fry it at times, serve it with fata muus, whatever...It should not be a shore nor should it involve a complete incantation + foox ritual

P.S. Forget about the Nido can though
some dishes can only be served on the finest quality china

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[waranle84]

nice analogy skippa...makes sense too

[KING OF QUULE-]

Ugly Girls = Easy Smash and they Try HARDER then Pretty b1tchez

[Gedo_Boy]

Skippa so what are you saying that guys will sometimes cheat with ugly woman b/c they're bored?

[Advocatar]

You can call an ugly chick 3 am in the morning, the phone don’t even have to ring, she will be there to answer, she will drop everything she’s doing to convince you to come-over, evening going as far as setting the yard on fire so u won’t be able to miss it. You can even ask her, girl let me come over and put my nuts on your forhead, she will answer: “what are forheads made for: do come over.

[Spookie]

[quote="Advocatar"]You can call an ugly chick 3 am in the morning, the phone don’t even have to ring, she will be there to answer, she will drop everything she’s doing to convince you to come-over, evening going as far as setting the yard on fire so u won’t be able to miss it. You can even ask her, girl let me come over and put my nuts on your forhead, she will answer: “what are forheads made for: do come over. [/quote]

saqajaan waaxid

[TaaDow]

there is no reason, any holes a goal.

[1nemansquad]

Because with an ugly ass chick you ain’t gota try hard at all. With one look and the ass is there in front of you. Most men, heck all men like straightforward d!ck down, ask anyone.

[Gedo_Boy]

1nemansquad,

we're talking about married guys.....

For single guys, yes an ugly chick might be an easy bootycall.....but for married guys who have pretty wives and cheat w/ ugly women I think most of the time they are sexually attracted to the women OR they are sick and tired of the personality of the girl they married.

[Ican]

Maybe, because an ugly girl will do things your pretty wife wouldn't or would not want her to do?

[Gamadid.]

[quote="Gedo_Boy"]perhaps she has other less apparent ASSetts he is intrigued by.


How ugly? Are we talking Camila Parker Bowles vs. Prince Diana ugly?


Because I'm still trying to figure that one out.[/quote]





Waa ka qatarsan sidaan kuu maleeynaayay saxib.

[FAH1223]

SMH @ guys going for sloppy HIV infested hos