THIS IS HOW TO CHAT UP A GIRL

[Mr. Yungnfresh]

It's not always about "chatting up" a girl...sometimes, girls just liked to be grabbed by the back of the head, shoved into the backseat of a car and whisked away.

It's called "taking control"

[Sagaashan]

It's not always about "chatting up" a girl...sometimes, girls just liked to be grabbed by the back of the head, shoved into the backseat of a car and whisked away.

It's called "taking control"

and tell me the name of the video and the song your shooting

[Xamud.]

90 Hadaba walaal eyn kala xishoodno sidani sii mahe... indirect insultska put it 2 a side, chinese girl put her 2 the side as well... If you want to chat up a girl that is taller than you, put that 2 ur side plz (i cudnt resist) Caafiis, i didnt mean to offend u, im sure calafkaaga tall iyo short wuxu noqdo ba you will be able to drop lines like the brother in the video But do not try nd call me a dhoocil... cause that is gardaro cad

Ps: Xamuud indhoyar girls do appearantly

Laqanyo
they might? according to Sagaashan on a serious note, even Indhoyar chicks dont like guys who are labelled short after Indhoyar standard(anything shorter then 5"7)

[Mr. Yungnfresh]

It's not always about "chatting up" a girl...sometimes, girls just liked to be grabbed by the back of the head, shoved into the backseat of a car and whisked away.

It's called "taking control"

and tell me the name of the video and the song your shooting

Videos? Negro, waxaas "evidence" baan u aqaana. You'll be surprised how some girls consider it "assault" and "kidnapping".


My motto is: "if they can't prove it, it never happened".

[Xamud.]

^^^
dude your going down goray noqotoba

[suga_n_spice]

Yung, i believe ninka haduu isku galsoon yahay he don't act all hard "online" so safe it waraa

seriously, if a guy is short it's cool. like 90, im sure he has other qualities that how weight his height. ayaan hore, gabar baa waxee igu tiri

her : suga wiil baa iga helay
me: haye, oo maxuu yahay?
her: waa mid wax bartey oo guruxloow ah
me: wee kuu dhacateye
her: ha lakiin maxaa dhacay dheh
me: hee
her: labo inches bas lee uu iga dheer yahay
me: naa wax ma kuu shegaa?
her: hee abaa
me: ninkaas fiican oo ku raba ka faraqabso yeey mid kale kaa xadine
her: ha lakiin abaa wuu gaaban yahay nooh.
me: naa soo kaama dheera?
her: haa
me: maxaa ku haaya marka
her: abaa ma rabo nooh
me: ani ii soo kudbi doqon yahay!

i mean seriously, he was even taller then her. and he's the sweetest guy ever. walaahay naagaha they r stupid sometimes!!

[Sagaashan]

video as evidence

aniga waxaan aad ka hadleysid surreal bey ila yihiin, wax in la jila ma ahane aan real life dhici karin. next level waa kii xaaskiisa 9 feet under u diray without her head

[Sagaashan]

Suga yaan nin gaaban lii malayne correct your ingriis "Like 90 said' dheh not "like 90", you guys have to be cyberly correct


mida kale yaa xamari saaxiib ka dhigta

[Mr. Yungnfresh]

^^^
dude your going down goray noqotoba

Ma dhici karto....but if by some strange coincidence i get caught in the act, waan isku dhareeraaya in the middle of my trial and start randomly biting people so i'll get off on insanity

I got this down to a SCIENCE

suga, u must think i'm jokin. Haye...we're going out for dinner next week labadeena. I'm warning u in advance.

Sagaashan, ninyahow waad waalantahay...why would i send my wife 9 feet under without her head?! I'm a reasonable guy....madaxa waan raacsiin lahaa

[Sagaashan]

Yung. ninyahow hadii aad ciqaabeysid in aad qabriga waasic uga dhigtid baa fiican

i like the Hitler approach as a last resort

[suga_n_spice]

allahu akbar, yaroow already hal mar aa iga xanaajisey caawa yaah, besides ur lucky in aaba magacaaga soo qaadey ee is daji


yung, labo kibirloowyaal don't get along so no thankz aboow. mid maskiin ah aa rabaa ani

[Mr. Yungnfresh]

Yung. ninyahow hadii aad ciqaabeysid in aad qabriga waasic uga dhigtid baa fiican

i like the Hitler approach as a last resort

The physical approach WAS my last resort...it's what i resorted to last time.

suga, u just playing hard to get...waan isla ognahay every girl like likes to get manhandled hada iyo jeer

[suga_n_spice]

yung, i can't wait to see u inlove and gettin married!

[Xamud.]

yung, i can't wait to see u inlove and gettin married!

Yung is allready married with 7kids, dont let his somalinet character fool you! somalinet wuxu iskaga jabiya stresska marwadisa Xawo Xayraan ay ku hayso

Yung ciyaalki ka waraan? willki hamsa ah oo xanusan see ku noqday? maa qolka willasha weli seexata? adiga oo habeenka jimcaha ah lagu so celiyo oo islaanta la seexdo habeenki, subaxdina buusta lagu turo baan ogaa waagi

[Mr. Yungnfresh]

LoL suga...i don't believe in 'love'. I need kids to carry on my legacy and i need a woman for that, plus other eXXXperiences too. Other than that tho, she's pretty much there until i figure out a way to achieve the above without the rest of the baggage that comes along with it. Lakiin hadeey is waasho, please believe i'll 'need' a new woman...and an alibi

Xamud . War at least i sleep in the same room as my own children...what's ur excuse for sleeping in other children's rooms . Xamza wuu iska ladanyahay...ileen libaax baa dhalay. Xaalkii wuu is badalay sxb...Xaawo Xayraan aksiident baa gaaray maskiinada...mindi bey toos ugu dhacday xaajiyada, afar iyo labaatan jeer.