Maxaa Uraya? - Xinne Xiirey (Comedy) lool

[Voltage]

Voltage
Tea cup iyo plate bu hadlaya raagna Somalia oo dhan beey iska leyihin(Ilaheey ka sakow) wax tar iyo legacy markay noqoto, dadkan yaa ka naxayo oo wax u sheego, Yaa maskiin

Xamud adiguna dab ha hurin sxb but anigu wallahi waxaa iga yaabisay kan Emperior I ahve seen him multiple occasions say "masjid migaan joogo geli maayo" ama "midgaan this midgaan that". MAXUU YAHAY waa su'aale, inaa lilaahi dadna waxay la yimaadaan iyo anigu waxaan ka maqlayay growing up walle isma lahan


Either get rid of negative and backward yasid or realize you are midgaan to many somalis too

[XKeyse_]

Daaroood midgaan maba yasi karo. The simple reason is daaroood never had Migaans only Isaaq had dominated the Midgaans and organized them into sub-groups. When intermarriage took place between Isaaq and Daarood only then did the "midgaans" made their way into Daaroood as "dhibaad" after while Daaroood adopted the Midgaans and hence why you see 90% of all Midgaans live among the Isaaq wheras the few that lived among the Daaroood were adopted and assimlated.

[abdikarim86]

Daaroood iyo Madhibaan maxay is dhaamaan? they intermarry and adopt one another , no Isaaq would add another sabs into his own lieange unlike the daaroood with their "habar yacquub" , "muxmud" "lo jir" and "tuur yar" adopted midgaans. There is a saying among Isaaqs , that while the old sheekh Isxaaq had his last son 800 years ago the old Oromo Daarood still gives birth daily like a chicken.

bismilaahi

[Xamud.]

Xkeyse
Ruunti ma faan beey noqotay? ruunta ku gubeyso baan sheegay ee maan faanin, Somalia waa Darood iyo wixii so raco. Somalida awal beey tiri "Raag ka badan iyo bad weey ku qadan"



Voltage
Anigu Qabiil waxba kaman sheegin laakin ruunta sheegey ninyahow. Emperior wallahi Muslinimadis shaki ba ku jiro, wuxu isku haysta inu Maadhibanka ka ficaan yahay, waan ka arkay marku leyahay masjiid gar ah beey Hargeisa ku leyihin oo kuma tukado masjidkoda ama meel ay joogan.

[Voltage]

Xkeyse To be honest Darood 40 years ayuu madaxdaadu ahaa and still is today, before thatna taariikh isaaq ku qorantahay lama arko while Daroods are written everywhere from leading Jihads to conquering civilizations. I know you think young kids come here so you can build your self-esteem here but those young kids are even more deadlier then their parents because they actually have written objective history on their side. To be honest, your clan is nothing compared to Darood and I say that in my most nicest and least passioned way. You have heavy inferiority and its going to keep consuming you until you die from what i see. That's as far as I will go on this because in lasii wado is like to kill a hungry dog, hungry for nobility and history and great worth.

[XKeyse_]

Xamud,

Ma walaashaa baad ka bartay dooda, bal intaad farta futada ka saartid faanka Daaroood daliil raaci , habar kaste ba intay muraayada isku eegto waxay odhan kartaa " anaa dad ugu qurux badan" hadaba daaroodeey bal taas wax raaciya.

[abdikarim86]

i see the faan has begun

so what is it this time daarood number 20 million
give us a break

[XKeyse_]

strangly Daaroood always figuer themselves to number more then the chines and yet not a single Daarood city exist in somalia that beats Hargays's dropout school childern lool. I guess Daaroood are invisible "jin" with invisible cities.

[Voltage]

Voltage
Anigu Qabiil waxba kaman sheegin laakin ruunta sheegey ninyahow. Emperior wallahi Muslinimadis shaki ba ku jiro, wuxu isku haysta inu Maadhibanka ka ficaan yahay, waan ka arkay marku leyahay masjiid gar ah beey Hargeisa ku leyihin oo kuma tukado masjidkoda ama meel ay joogan.

Waa runtaa sxb, aniguba way iga yaabisay ku ye masjid lama galayo...emperior miyuun xaarin sida ka midgaanka isaguba xaaro maxuu agta Alle kaga duwanyahay....meel buu ku yiri kabaha ayuu toli jiray what I don't understand is kaba tolid so professional trade maaha? emperior miyuun maanta isku jeedin inuu gaal hollandees ah watchman u yahay

[XKeyse_]

voltage,

If you really honest come and shave my head.

[Xamud.]

Xkeyse
Mayaa tii ku dhashay oo kilada bariiska lagu wasi jiray baan ka bartay faanka, war wuxu caqli xuma. Maxaan daliil raciya? Somalia oo dhan baa daliil ii ah geedyahow cuqdadu dhishay, Dadku weey kala hayb ronyihin ee ogow taas.

Abdikarim
By stating facts am bragging? whatever rocks your boat


Voltage
@ emperior miyuun maanta isku jeedin inuu gaal hollandees ah watchman u yahay. Saxiib dadka yasida badan waa dad ayagu noolasha ka dhacay ama wax yar haysto oo inta yar oo ay haystan beey dadka ka lito ugu faanan, Will Maadhiban ah oo Dhaqtarka nervaha ah baan aqaana ee tolow asaga iyo Emperior yaa nasab ah markay shaqo noqoto?

[abdikarim86]

^simple numbers sheeg

then khalaas

[XKeyse_]

Mayaa tii ku dhashay oo kilada bariiska lagu wasi jiray baan ka bartay faanka, war wuxu caqli xuma. Maxaan daliil raciya? Somalia oo dhan baa daliil ii ah geedyahow cuqdadu dhishay, Dadku weey kala hayb ronyihin ee ogow taas.

Ma Dhilaad ahaan jirtay maxaa somali oo dhan ku baray?? bal caqliga dhilooyinka eega ee wiilkan ku ye " inaan qurux badan ahay dadkaba weydii" yaanu weydiinaa bal mid noo sheeg.

[Voltage]

voltage,

If you really honest come and shave my head.

Some of the best hair cutters in my town are Isaaq wallahi, doraad waa midgaan baad oran lahaydeen maantana waa shaqo xalaal ah baad tiraahdiin

midka watchman ah baa caayayo ka professional trade bartay, aduun ka doon

[Xamud.]

Waryaa Ilaahey Yaqaano oo waxaan baqtiga ah naga hor kaxeyo! Qurux iyo Dhilonimo miyaa wax raag lagu cayo! waad ogtahay waxaan ka wado hadalkan iri. teeda kale sambac xun oo paltalk ka nacnacleyo maxu dad ka tari? bal ii sheeg adiga oo aan qaniisnimo iyo qurun ka sheeken.


Abdikarim
What numbers?