So what's your Rule on Guys you meet randomly???

[Starscream]

I don't have that problem. Alhamdulillah. I wonder why?

I find that very hard to believe.

Btw, nice surprise visit.

[AbdiWahab252]

My favorite is to pretend to know a sister and strike up a conversation:

"Suban, abayo see ii tahay, ma faydha ?"

Blank stare.

"Maya"


"Abayo, rali iga noqo, lakiin Rer (Insert Xaafad) miyaad aheyd ? Waxa aad uu eg tahay gabar aan deriis aheyn"

"Maya, walaalo (Wuqooyi alert) or abowe (Konfur alert)."

"Raali abayo, ina watiga qaaliga ka isticmaley, Macageey wa Jamac (Short term, no mustaqbal) or Real Name (Longterm play)"

"Dhib mahan abowe, magaceey wa Hodan."

Continue conversation ............. Then bust a move there and there.

[Warsan_Star_Muslimah]

I refuse.

I'm not giving my numbers to strangers, furthermore I can only understand if he wants my number to establish a relationship leading to marriage, but other than that what does he want from me?

I don't do Sheeko maa la yacni. Saves me a lot of melodrama and the rubbish that comes with it.


Firefly; How is Ahmed from Waterloo Station?


Cisse; you tried on a niqaabi? Is there no way to escape you guys?

Salaam

[Cisse Westlake]

I don't have that problem. Alhamdulillah. I wonder why?

do you wear a niqaab by any chance? even though i tried on a niqaabi once

lol, no, I'm not. What did she say to you?

well we were on the same bus, we got off at the same bus stop. I noticed she had nice eyes, she was about 17.

and all her answers 2 me were yes and no. she turned out to be the sisster of a guy I know

[Captain24]

Horta some Somali girls are mean, why do they bahdil the guys they don't like? I often see a Somali girl raising her voice for everybody to hear , like she's letting everybody know that she's cute and she's rejecting a poor guy?

One time I was at wedding, and this cocky Xaliiimo embarrassed this poor farah who was trying to holla at her. I heard her saying in freaking loud voice' " Excuse me, do I know you ? and then the poor guy spoke low, then she said 'I don't understand what you talking about'?


If it was me and she acted that way, god forbid, I'd set a fire on her vagina, I swear

[AyanTu]

AW are u not married yet??? i thought the wedding plans were under way?


LOL @ Warsan, Way to Expose girl!!!

[AbdiWahab252]

Ayantu,

No plans. I feel I am going to have to return to the motherland and fetch myself a 20-22 year old bride

[Firefly]

Starscream:- lol, I'm serious. I've been told I come across as a stuck up cow. Btw, what surprise visit?

WSM:- lol, I don't know sis, is he still alive? Last I heard he was trynna get your number?

[Captain24]

My favorite is to pretend to know a sister and strike up a conversation:

"Suban, abayo see ii tahay, ma faydha ?"

Blank stare.

"Maya"


"Abayo, rali iga noqo, lakiin Rer (Insert Xaafad) miyaad aheyd ? Waxa aad uu eg tahay gabar aan deriis aheyn"

"Maya, walaalo (Wuqooyi alert) or abowe (Konfur alert)."

"Raali abayo, ina watiga qaaliga ka isticmaley, Macageey wa Jamac (Short term, no mustaqbal) or Real Name (Longterm play)"

"Dhib mahan abowe, magaceey wa Hodan."

Continue conversation ............. Then bust a move there and there.

Poor Abdiwahab using the 1980's tactics. That sh1t is outdated, even the gangasta style of drop yo digits showty' can beat that style

[AyanTu]

Ayantu,

No plans. I feel I am going to have to return to the motherland and fetch myself a 20-22 year old bride

Why when plenty are being offered city grown?

[Cisse Westlake]

I refuse.

I'm not giving my numbers to strangers, furthermore I can only understand if he wants my number to establish a relationship leading to marriage, but other than that what does he want from me?

I don't do Sheeko maa la yacni. Saves me a lot of melodrama and the rubbish that comes with it.


Firefly; How is Ahmed from Waterloo Station?


Cisse; you tried on a niqaabi? Is there no way to escape you guys?

Salaam

well we kinda neigbhours so I gave it a go

[AbdiWahab252]

Ayantu,

its just a thought darling but as soon as you wrap up your studies, i want you to have my last name


Captain24,

1980s game still works I guarantee that I can get your girl's number

[AyanTu]

Ayantu,

its just a thought darling but as soon as you wrap up your studies, i want you to have my last name


Captain24,

1980s game still works I guarantee that I can get your girl's number

Cap, i'd trust AW, at least on paper

[AbdiWahab252]

Ayantu,


I just found out u and I got 2 people in common

[Warsan_Star_Muslimah]

Ayantu; Sometimes it comes out

Firefly;

No way, edab daraan wuxu!

You refuse to give your number and he tries to get mine?

Cisse; My neighbours know my brother

Salaam