Al-Shabaab Jihadist Wanted

[FAH1223]

Xarakatul AlShishkabab AlWa7esheen

[marcassmith]

Xarakatul AlShishkabab AlWa7esheen

Honestly now...! FAH1223.

[ToughGong]

Ok but I want these perks as well as the harem promised
company pension scheme.
Luncheon vouchers.
Holiday entitlement
Flexible working hour

[Shirib]

sxb you deleted my Grandpa clothes collection thread
why prevent me from ajar ?

In these difficult times, when expressing ones voice has been become the responsibility of those with deep hatred towards the spirit of democracy and freedom of expression. It is no surprise that the vanguard of Somalinet have indeed resorted to curbing basic human rights and ones ability to express themselves freely without any coercion or intimidation.

Shirib, you have to account for your decision to delete the thread in question. I have been observing your indifference towards some individuals on this forum to get away with abusing the rules and at the same time allowing many threads - which, have long ago pass the threshold of any reasonable person understanding of common decency and mutual respect. The internet is a democratic forum for expression but this right is being deliberately abused by those who have not been elected nor have the mandate to carry out such draconian measures.

I didn't delete any thread, I have no clue what u guys are talking about

[Shirib]

sxb you deleted my Grandpa clothes collection thread
why prevent me from ajar ?

I didn't delete it. I didn't even see that thread

[marcassmith]

Ok but I want these perks as well as the harem promised
company pension scheme.
Luncheon vouchers.
Holiday entitlement
Flexible working hour

Dear Mr Seemeyer,

Thank you for your recently application on joining our organisation. We are currently seeking to employ young professionally educated Somalis in the diaspora. Many have already joined our work force, some are still with us and some have gone to better places. We are currently Full, however,there is chance of employment after tomorrows bloodbath. We will be engaging in bloodbaths in the coming days, the organisation is looking to increase its profile. Many of our workers are engaged in difficult work, currently negotiating their reward, or at the very least contemplating it . Others are also considering whether to go ahead with promotion and leave us but there will be plenty of work abound in the forth coming weeks. Please apply then.

Regards,

Human Resources Dept.

Al Shabaab

[Shirib]

Ok but I want these perks as well as the harem promised
company pension scheme.
Luncheon vouchers.
Holiday entitlement
Flexible working hour

Dear Mr Seemeyer,

Thank you for your recently application on joining our organisation. We are currently seeking to employ young professionally educated Somalis in the diaspora. Many have already joined our work force, some are still with us and some have gone to better places. We are currently Full, however,there is chance of employment after tomorrows bloodbath. We will be engaging in bloodbaths in the coming days, the organisation is looking to increase its profile. Many of our workers are engaged in difficult work, currently negotiating their reward, or at the very least contemplating it . Others are also considering whether to go ahead with promotion and leave us but there will be plenty of work abound in the forth coming weeks. Please apply then.

Regards,

Human Resources Dept.

Al Shabaab

Now that was actually clever

[ToughGong]

Ok but I want these perks as well as the harem promised
company pension scheme.
Luncheon vouchers.
Holiday entitlement
Flexible working hour

Dear Mr Seemeyer,

Thank you for your recently application on joining our organisation. We are currently seeking to employ young professionally educated Somalis in the diaspora. Many have already joined our work force, some are still with us and some have gone to better places. We are currently Full, however,there is chance of employment after tomorrows bloodbath. We will be engaging in bloodbaths in the coming days, the organisation is looking to increase its profile. Many of our workers are engaged in difficult work, currently negotiating their reward, or at the very least contemplating it . Others are also considering whether to go ahead with promotion and leave us but there will be plenty of work abound in the forth coming weeks. Please apply then.

Regards,

Human Resources Dept.

Al Shabaab

Thank you for your letter. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time.

Therefore, I will initiate employment with Al Shishkebab anyway
Looking forward to engaging in said bloodbaths in the coming days with you

Yours sincerely
Abu Mirqaan aka semeyer

[FAH1223]

Xarakatul AlShishkabab AlWa7esheen

Honestly now...! FAH1223.

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[ToughGong]

Marcassmith wrote : Marcassmith grandpakahlif, I am really glad you were referred to us, following your call to the youth homeless centre. we are here to help with anything you might need.

Grandpakhalif: yo man, give me a clean shirt and trousers, I..I.. been wearing the same shit for like a week or something....

Jamac yare: young man, with that type of attitude you will continue to live in the streets...

Grandpakhalif: but but...y'all fuck this shit man.... man is hunger and these motherfuckers are talking about bein' polite....

jamac yare: young man...when was the last time you had a shower...

Grandpakhalif: errm... i dont know maybe last week... look y'all gonna help me or what man....this is bullshit y'all

Marcassmith to Jamac yare: that must explain the smell...

jamac yare: indeed!

[Curmudgeon]

How amusing to watch these vulgarians whoop for the beardos whose bombers puncture wholes in the democratic Somali vision through which one could drive a coach and three camels, none of whom would trade their U.S. passports for life under the beardos. Better instead to idle on their La-Z-Boy recliners and play the laptop jihadist. A blinding suggestion for the TFG to halt the suicide attacks: Proclaim that the mothers' of the bombers will be sold into sexual bondage in the flourishing sex markets of eastern Europe, there to be employed in the brothels of human traffickers. Overnight the ranks of Al-Shabab would expeditiously deplete. The towelheads may not care what happens to themselves, but they damn well shall mind about the fate of their remaining mothers and sisters. I put my idea to the service of Sheikh Ahmed Sharif.