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When you're in a monogamous relationship you shouldn't have to worry about STDs, though.

There's nothing wrong with the condom, it's just that a.) the pill is superior and b.) I enjoy saying "devil's work".
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Advo wrote:I find that hard to believe unless she's numb down there and his soft as muffins. Weeks aaah? now days people hit it before the wedding u feel me. Bust a nut prior to the two step dance that awaits them just to make it through. if she's scared or has a phobia he can take it slow u get me? the tip goes in, then lil bit of the shiaft, followed by a lil bit more of the shaft etc.

No lie, my uncle told me about this newlywed couple that lived by us back in hargiesa. Let's just say she had a phobia of penis and when he tried, she started screaming for help. So my dad and uncles put on their capes and rushed to rescue the chick but once the husband explained himself, they left home alone. In the end she finally stopped screaming and started moaning :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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waryaa wrote:a lot of couples do (to a degree) a year or so b4 the wedding. Lakin it is very taboo in our culture soo u didn't hear from me.
Ladyyonelove wrote:Soooo I've noticed from a few married friends of mine that they don't really hit it on the first night after the wedding some of them don't hit until a week or soo later and i for a fact wont be getting hit until couple of months later ahahaha but whats ya'll opinion? men and woman dont be shy speak up is it caadey to do it on the first night? or would ya'll be shy? letssss get this poppinnn ahahaha :clap:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @ waryaa. :|
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I dunno thats tough, its either the wedding night or on the honeymoon? ;)
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^^u wink too much.
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Ka darag wrote:^^u wink too much.
Is that a compliment? ;)
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Why would they wait a week? I really doubt if these couple are straight.
Dancing on the wedding day turns you on, so there is no option but to hit her on that night.

Do it with protection the next 1 or 2 years, cuz when the firstborn comes you wont have time for each others.
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lool first week? Naw too fast ama make him work for it maybe a month or two muahaha :D
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First night of course..... :up:
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Ladyyonelove wrote:lool first week? Naw too fast ama make him work for it maybe a month or two muahaha :D
What but your married? How can you make him wait another month or even two months :shock:
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because I have the power to do so muahahahaa :twisted:
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Ladyyonelove wrote:because I have the power to do so muahahahaa :twisted:
Must be why arab men beat their wives :lol: :lol:
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But am not going to marry an arab man I prefer a soft timo feerow iiyo leef somali man ahaha
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Ladyyonelove wrote:lool first week? Naw too fast ama make him work for it maybe a month or two muahaha :D
:lol: :lol: :lol: you're going to give in yourself...unless you don't let him touch you or something. :roll:
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Ladyyonelove wrote:But am not going to marry an arab man I prefer a soft timo feerow iiyo leef somali man ahaha
lool, well he will marry a second wife to get it then :lol:
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