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Re: Let's be ciyaal suuqiin for a sec...

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I'm pretty picky.. The following is a must!

I like pretty dark skinned men *One toned*.. Has to be taller then 6ft!!
No skinny fellas :down: Nice strong straight nose and broad shoulders :oops:
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His eyes and his heart.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: you guys are deluded. For the girls 90% of somali men are skinny and very rarely will you come across a somali with broad shoulders, big hands and big chest, ruunti in 99% of cases we are not built like that. Prepare yourself for skinny bodies, with skinny calves and narrow shoulders :lol: :lol:

As for the guys, I wont even go into it. :lol:
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I met this well-sculpted young babe from Libya at work and I think I wanna lose myself in her curves. But she is an intellectual. Note the interesting use of the qualifying "But" there. It is ominous. Intelligence in a woman is a colossal deal breaker. A man doesn't want a Wittgenstein with breasts; he wants something pleasant to gaze at in the morn' when he swings his feet out of bed, when he returns home from a hard day's work of concealing from his employer that he is surfing the web, and when he slides into bed wearily in the deep dark abysm of the night for nocturnal adventure.

A thinking woman is as useful to a man as an intellectual brothel keeper. What for? Do I not seek a stimulating lover? No doubt, but I'm afraid to report the lassie is stimulating the wrong organ. Intelligence is vastly overrated. Who needs brains when you have a chestful of jiggly things? But I'm a traditionalist.
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*Nobleman* wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: you guys are deluded. For the girls 90% of somali men are skinny and very rarely will you come across a somali with broad shoulders, big hands and big chest, ruunti in 99% of cases we are not built like that. Prepare yourself for skinny bodies, with skinny calves and narrow shoulders :lol: :lol:

As for the guys, I wont even go into it. :lol:
Ermm who's talking about Somalis though.. :|
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:lol: :lol: @90% of the replies.

A good display of evolutionary biology at work.
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WestLdnShawty wrote:
*Nobleman* wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: you guys are deluded. For the girls 90% of somali men are skinny and very rarely will you come across a somali with broad shoulders, big hands and big chest, ruunti in 99% of cases we are not built like that. Prepare yourself for skinny bodies, with skinny calves and narrow shoulders :lol: :lol:

As for the guys, I wont even go into it. :lol:
Ermm who's talking about Somalis though.. :|
:lol: ok, my mind was bit naive when I came into this thread, I was thinking more 'what looks do you go for in a potential marriage partner' assuming all the girls were describing somalis. In that case ignore what I said :lol:
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BlackVelvet wrote:No more than 6ft max, muscular hard chest, pecks, strong arms, expressive eyes, boyish smile, neat stubble, thick neck, looks hot in a suit, hates wearing ties, rolls up his sleeves, shiny shoes, killer watch, owns an apron, independent, unorthodox.

That's like hot mocha on a rainy night.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
GaajoUnit wrote:medium slim, slimmish face, with camaman yara kusan, if you are this person, igala so xidhxidh, qolka paltalk xaqa, ama qolka somaliland, ama yahoowaryaemail, ama noticeboardka rentka community centreka newham.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
WiglessBidaar wrote:I met this well-sculpted young babe from Libya at work and I think I wanna lose myself in her curves. But she is an intellectual. Note the interesting use of the qualifying "But" there. It is ominous. Intelligence in a woman is a colossal deal breaker. A man doesn't want a Wittgenstein with breasts; he wants something pleasant to gaze at in the morn' when he swings his feet out of bed, when he returns home from a hard day's work of concealing from his employer that he is surfing the web, and when he slides into bed wearily in the deep dark abysm of the night for nocturnal adventure.

A thinking woman is as useful to a man as an intellectual brothel keeper. What for? Do I not seek a stimulating lover? No doubt, but I'm afraid to report the lassie is stimulating the wrong organ. Intelligence is vastly overrated. Who needs brains when you have a chestful of jiggly things? But I'm a traditionalist.
:| Are you cuckoo?
WestLdnShawty wrote:
*Nobleman* wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: you guys are deluded. For the girls 90% of somali men are skinny and very rarely will you come across a somali with broad shoulders, big hands and big chest, ruunti in 99% of cases we are not built like that. Prepare yourself for skinny bodies, with skinny calves and narrow shoulders :lol: :lol:

As for the guys, I wont even go into it. :lol:
Ermm who's talking about Somalis though.. :|
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
HalfBked wrote::lol: :lol: @90% of the replies.

A good display of evolutionary biology at work.
:lol: :lol: Wallahi, I was just thinking that. Darn, we have great minds. :)
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^ Maya walaal. I just like a set of perky tits on a babe with an IQ south of ten. Lord, pray let me suckle on her breasts!
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^ You masturbate to that miyaa waraa?

Drop me a PM and I will send the highest quality vintage porn. Don't choke your chicken over that dull video. Waa embarassing.
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I'm pretty easy to please. A face and a BOOTY are a must. Everything else is give or take, not a big deal 8-)
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Old man don't have a cardiac a rest :lol:
Shut up for ones and enjoy..
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If I come round tonight with a bottle of red, will you spread your legs for me huuno?
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are you a shitstabber old man? :down: :arrow: Do you think asking another male to put his ceeb in your mouth is clever?
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Username,

If you are a guy, Why do you write like a skirt-clutching woman? I've had amorous designs on you from the beginning 'cause I thought you wera kinky lesbian who liked to be spitroasted. Istagfirullah. Keep your panties on.
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