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Re: Lets share embarrassing stories..

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:26 pm
by Username1
Newhargeisagirl wrote:Duufle
Did you make that up to fit in macaanto?..obviously you don't even like women let alone going on a date :|
If your addressing me, a HY reer Caynashe queen gave birth to me, how can I not like women Qhudhunbursi girl. :P

Re: Lets share embarrassing stories..

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:12 am
by Meru
union wrote:A few years ago I left my computer unlocked and my dad got on and saw my huge porn collection. It was more awkward than anything else when he asked about it.....
which type of porn was it which genre ??? :)

Re: Lets share embarrassing stories..

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:55 am
by sexy-kitten
After iftaar my mom, aunt, and 2 cousins were praying together and Idk what the FUCK I ATE, but I completely forgot that I was praying so let a loud one rip. Everyone stopped praying and just broke down laughing! :oops:

Re: Lets share embarrassing stories..

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:01 am
by Advo
sexy-kitten wrote:After iftaar my mom, aunt, and 2 cousins were praying together and Idk what the FUCK I ATE, but I completely forgot that I was praying so let a loud one rip. Everyone stopped praying and just broke down laughing! :oops:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Letting one rip is very normal and natural, no need to be embarrassed.

Re: Lets share embarrassing stories..

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:09 am
by sexy-kitten
Advo wrote:
sexy-kitten wrote:After iftaar my mom, aunt, and 2 cousins were praying together and Idk what the FUCK I ATE, but I completely forgot that I was praying so let a loud one rip. Everyone stopped praying and just broke down laughing! :oops:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Letting one rip is very normal and natural, no need to be embarrassed.
I felt like I messed up everyone else's prayer tho! :lol:

Re: Lets share embarrassing stories..

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:15 am
by 934
:lol: :lol: :lol:

May Allah keep us from embarassing stuff that goes fiiif or baraaaraq.lol

Re: Lets share embarrassing stories..

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:40 am
by union
Advo wrote:
union wrote:A few years ago I left my computer unlocked and my dad got on and saw my huge porn collection. It was more awkward than anything else when he asked about it.....
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Something similar happen to me on my freshmen year of high school, the dvd I borrowed was playing and I had the volume very low and my mom (who I thought wasnt home) came in my room and I jumped on the remote to turn it off but in the process one of the battery came out and rolled under my bed, I was nervous and started sweating. Fortunately the TV and my mom were both facing me and she couldnt see unless she fully stepped in but after 10 minutes of words I couldn't make out because of the situation, she left my room completely unaware. phew.
:lol: :lol:

Re: Lets share embarrassing stories..

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:18 am
by Cilmiile
One time I ate cambuulo and farted like a flatulent Hawiye for hours. Never to be repeated.

Re: Lets share embarrassing stories..

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:51 am
by Twist
Advo wrote:
sexy-kitten wrote:After iftaar my mom, aunt, and 2 cousins were praying together and Idk what the FUCK I ATE, but I completely forgot that I was praying so let a loud one rip. Everyone stopped praying and just broke down laughing! :oops:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Letting one rip is very normal and natural, no need to be embarrassed.
Liar, surwaal on fire!

Sexy, sorry walaashiis, that's not normal for a girl!

Calla ceeb badanaayeey!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PS: I remember long time ago when we were kids, my brother once said he thought that women do not fart. Hadda markaan soo xusuusto keligay ayaa qosla!

:lol: :lol:

Re: Lets share embarrassing stories..

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:07 am
by BlackVelvet
:lol: :lol: :lol: @ these stories

Waa kala darantihiin.