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He has a Kristen Stewart photo in his wallet.

Alphanumeric wrote:He has a Kristen Stewart photo in his wallet.

I wonder if he's team Jacob, or team Edward?

Nanees wrote:

accident wrote:No qarxis.

Have you read all the books and watched all the movies

I was out one day and then all of a sudden I hear chicks screaming like they were on a roller coaster. Me and my friends walk over to where the screams were coming from, turns out it was a movie premier of the Vampire series. Lols were to be had, until I saw a camera and reporters there.

Had to leave, can't risk my street cred.

That chick, Swan, has a permanent troll face. She must be great at poker.

accident wrote:That chick, Swan, has a permanent troll face.

She doesn't need to act. Kristen Stewart = Bella Swan.

Lakin you didn't answer the question Nanees asked, Team Edward or Team Jacob?

A commitment phobe like would say no to marriage altogether. I mean why limit yourself to one woman when there are so many beauties on earth?

The other day though, I took a friend and her dog for a walk in a nearbye park and saw this Somali mother with her beautiful kids and realised that that is what I want. So hada tu yar ban maglaadeyda ka raadiya.

So to answer your question, I would have to say no. The main point of marriage is kids. Mini yous running around and a genetic legacy left behind when you depart. May I get blessed with many.

BlackVelvet wrote:

accident wrote:That chick, Swan, has a permanent troll face.

She doesn't need to act. Kristen Stewart = Bella Swan.

Lakin you didn't answer the question Nanees asked, Team Edward or Team Jacob?

its the question of the hour

Stop putting me on the spot. Ask Nanees why she is like Bella.

accident wrote:Stop putting me on the spot. Ask Nanees why she is like Bella.

bella is a ratfaced sex obsessed bipolar teenager who glorifies martyrdom and sounds like shes on acid.

Nanees wrote:

accident wrote:Stop putting me on the spot. Ask Nanees why she is like Bella.

bella is a ratfaced sex obsessed bipolar teenager who glorifies martyrdom and sounds like shes on acid.

My kinda girl.

Nanees wrote:

accident wrote:Stop putting me on the spot. Ask Nanees why she is like Bella.

bella is a ratfaced sex obsessed bipolar teenager who glorifies martyrdom and sounds like shes on acid.

That makes her sound hot.

Sorry, she only dates dead guys.

Sooner or later, right?

Alphanumeric wrote:Sooner or later, right?

alphas got a thing for necrophiliacs

Alphanumeric wrote:Sooner or later, right?

You should change your motto from "single forever" to, "single until i die"

For perhaps the nth time, why don't Somalis adopt kids?