when a somali female tells you

[ManD333q]

lol this reminds me of my little cousin. He said to a man who was looking for his mother 'hooyo way xaaraysa'

How about the kid who said, in an attempt to awake his father, 'hooyo aabo wuu kacsaday'

yeah that was funny too..except this happened in Somalia; you can just imagine how ashamed the woman was and it was really awkward for him too.
btw the kid was just about 3

[Alphanumeric]

Alpha: I actually want to stand under a waterfall now.

*pukes*

[eliteSomali]

Alpha: I actually want to stand under a waterfall now.

*pukes*

chill out dude, I am just trollin'. While we're on the subject, have you heard about kids being bathed with camel and cow urine in Somalia?


Maandeeq: kaas hooyadiis wuu ka habaar gurtay.

[hipsterrunoff]

Alpha: I actually want to stand under a waterfall now.

*pukes*

chill out dude, I am just trollin'. While we're on the subject, have you heard about kids being bathed with camel and cow urine in Somalia?

omg, this guy is into golden showers.

[eliteSomali]

^
Would you like one?

[hipsterrunoff]

^
Would you like one?

*gags*

[Rabshoole]

[eliteSomali]

^
Would you like one?

*gags*

Good. Now go back, the dishes are waiting for you.

[hipsterrunoff]

^
Would you like one?

*gags*

Good. Now go back, the dishes are waiting for you.

Bitch, pleaseeeee.I don't even do dishes.

[Rabshoole]

[eliteSomali]

Hipps: Get going now. Lord knows you can't handle another abuse.

[hipsterrunoff]

Wallhi, Somali men are so backwards and controlling.

[ManD333q]

hipster u taking these guys too serious iska bashaal abayadiis

[hipsterrunoff]

Hipps: Get going now. Lord knows you can't handle another abuse.

LMAO, another abuse, kulaha. Hardly. Show me what you got, my nigga

[eliteSomali]

Hipps: Get going now. Lord knows you can't handle another abuse.

LMAO, another abuse, kulaha. Hardly. Show me what you got, my nigga

I believe in NOT hitting a woman, but unfortunately the gentlemen above me doesn't share those believes. He'll do the abusing.