Somali girl with daqan & sharaf ...10 ways to heaven

[Twist]

This is what the game came to?

Meshaan waa isaga guurey aniga.

Apology not accepted.

What about now?

Elite, see what you did, sxb?

[Tuushi]

Ur wife wants back in the house.

[eliteSomali]

What did I do bruh? I was only looking out for you. I heard tuushi has been exchanging private messages with bv.

[Twist]

So you want be back in the house? Why not, it's your house as well.


Elite, I have that feeling of her exchanging messages with the BlackVeminist for a while. Now that you've mentioned my paranoia has gone up the roof.

[Tuushi]

That didnt work.

Leave BV out it.She is a power house.

[eliteSomali]

So you want be back in the house? Why not, it's your house as well.


Elite, I have that feeling of her exchanging messages with the BlackVeminist for a while. Now that you've mentioned my paranoia has gone up the roof.

If you want, we can have her banned.

[Twist]

O, women! What does she want me do then?

Tell me what I gotta do to please you
Baby anything you say I'll do
Coz I only wanna make you happy
From the bottom of my heart it's true






LOL @ elite. So you're an undercover mod? We need to sign an agreement then.

[Tuushi]

Whats with the cheesy songs caawa? Getting cold in Australia?

Damn the cold nights.

[Twist]

[eliteSomali]

Is it me or has tuush adopted a more passive aggressive approach?



Twist: I am not mod but I've got connections.

[Tuushi]

I killed Elite`s perfect image.

[eliteSomali]

Not entirely but you're getting there.

Stay incorruptible, you're good that way.

[Tuushi]

Roger that sir.

[InoCabdi]

Rule 1, which is the most important rule get permission from your husband/father before you go out, tell him what time you will be leaving and exactly when you will be back. You should set up a alarm in the house which will go off when its time you should be arriving at home, so your husband can know if you are late. If you ever arrive more than 10 seconds late, you should let your husband punish you sis, and you should not be allowed to eat for two days to show your husband you are really sorry and inshalah sis maybe your husband can forgive you and not divorce you.

absolute rubbish. what if the bus becomes late, or there is traffic, or she falls or something happens

Rule 2, Don't go out unless its for something really important such as A) picking up your children from school B) picking up groceries or cleaning products C) there is a fire in the house. You will still have to get permission though ofcourse.

yes, if there is a fire burning in the house she will pick up the phone and call her man .

Rule 3) DONT DRIVE any girl who drives is not a virgin ok? theres a reason why our saudi brothers have banned it and we should trust them because they are lot smarter than us and better than us because the prophet was a Saudi ok?

The Prophet SAW was not saudi. saudi didn't exist that time. it was the arabian peninsula.

Rule 4) DON'T WALK WITH MORE THAN ONE GIRL, if you walk with more than one girl you will be a 'gang’ and ruin the somali communities reputation, everyone knows a group of girls more than 2 are usually up to something which is xaram ok sis?

Rule 5) if you are walking with your husband or male relative walk behind him, you are not in a equal platform with your husband, he is a lot stronger and smarter than you sis so you have to let him lead, you wouldnt pray infront of a man so you shouldnt try to walk next
to him.

rubbish

Rule 6) try not to talk too much, speak when your spoken to by a man only, if you bump into your one of your female friends in the street only talk about recipes and cleaning tips, if the conversation goes off topic, make your excuses and tell her your father/husband expects you to be back at a certain time

yes they'll only talk about cooking

Rule 7) if you see a somali girl whos not wearing her hijab stare at her and make your eyes squint and spit on the ground as if you dont approve of her, try and make her feel really uncomfortable for wearing hooker clothes, inshallah she will change her scandalous ways and you will get ajar for it.

She'll get angry. she shud be told that hijab is wajib.

Rule 8) if you see a somali girl not adhering to these rules, try and get a picture of her, upload it on websites, go to the somali community centre and tell them when/where/what she was doing, go to great length to ostracize her from the community. I once saw a somali girl talking to a Jamaican boy, I took her picture, asked around facebook/twitter/community centre/ Somali halal meat shop/ who she was using her picture, when I found out her qabil I was able to track her down to her mother and father and their address, I then sent the pictures of the girl through their mail box, now the girl is in Hergeisa for daqan celis, she’s now married with 8 kids, marshallah I know if she could she would thank me.

Rule 9) Don’t maintain any eye contact with a man when you are outside, that is adultery sis and it carrys a great punishment. If a male shop keeper if giving you your change tell him to place it on the table. If you were wearing your niqab and gloves you wouldnt have to do this sis, so wear one.

the only good point so far

Rule 10) Don’t ever let a man carry your shopping bags, that is a dirty western habbit sis, why would you want your husband to carry shopping bags when you are there? you should carry all the shopping bags if they are to heavy try bending over and carrying it on your back or your head like our grandmothers did sis ok.

she's not a camel

[Twist]

Stay incorruptible, you're good that way.

Roger that sir.

Ciise, I thought we had an agreement to corrupt her? What's this quick u-turn you did on me, mate?