Facts from Abdi Johnson

[DonCorleone]

Hydrogen, why do you hate me?

Nearly every top McDonalds monopoly prize from the years 1995-2000 were fraudulently won by a group of inside workers

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Abdi "Ba da ba ba baa, I'm loving these facts" Johnson

I hate you because I love you

Nearly 30% of all suicides worldwide occur in India and China.

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hydro "I'll move to India or China if I can't have you" gen

[barbarossa]

Did you know that Somalia has more camels per capita than any other nation on earth?

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Barba 'there is a reason for why we are no smarter than the camels we herd' Rossa

[illuminatizz]

If you spell the following words backwards you would end up with the same words.
race car
mom
Dennis sinned
don't nod

[AbdiJohnson]

99% of all species that lived on Earth at one point are now all extinct. Scientists believe that half of the species living today will be extinct by 2100

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Abdi "Take all the rodents with you" Johnson

[InoCabdi]

AbdiJohnson Is an idiot

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Ino "The Truth Hurts" Cabdi