Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?

[SecretAgent]

I have never heard marriages where ppl met online, most r hook ups or meetin in school. My parents met on a airplane in 1973

[LetsCookBreakfast]

For a quote, I'll need you to provide: a copy of your last 2 pay cheques, a copy of your saving statement, a copy of your post-secondary diploma or degree, a picture of your car and it's total net worth, and at least one full body selfie, preferably shirtless.

Naa, I already told you. After 4 years, you will have all of that and more. In the meantime, mac macaan down payment baan dooneeyaa.

Wait till my graduation, after that we will live the life.

[Murax]

lool @ ma malakat aymanukum

[hargaysaay]

I know what it means literally, but I just call all older woman that are marriage material milfs.

MILF= older woman I would love to shag
COUGAR=older woman who would love to shag me

[LetsCookBreakfast]

I know what it means literally, but I just call all older woman that are marriage material milfs.

MILF= older woman I would love to shag
COUGAR=older woman who would love to shag me

I know what it means breh. Mother I would like to....

I apply it to dumarka that are older than me whether they are mothers or not.

[ZubeirAwal]

So you're broke as a joke?

Iga leexo

REH-JEK-TID

[Keyblade]

I know what it means literally, but I just call all older woman that are marriage material milfs.

MILF= older woman I would love to shag
COUGAR=older woman who would love to shag me

I know what it means breh. Mother I would like to....

I apply it to dumarka that are older than me whether they are mothers or not.

Why though

[ZubeirAwal]

Letscookbreakfast, a little advice brah, calling her a mother who likes to zina won't make her your wife.

[LetsCookBreakfast]

Why though

You're right. No more calling them milfs. From now on, they are cougars.

[Keyblade]

Letscookbreakfast, a little advice brah, calling her a mother I'd like to zina won't make her your wife.

Fixed.

[LetsCookBreakfast]

Letscookbreakfast, a little advice brah, calling her a mother who likes to zina won't make her your wife.

Abuukar, come off it mate, she is soon-to-be my first wife. Halal.

[ZubeirAwal]

Letscookbreakfast, a little advice brah, calling her a mother I'd like to zina won't make her your wife.

Fixed.

Cheers my grammer nazi friend.

[Keyblade]

Nothing to do with grammar, you're just confusing who's doing the zina.

















Btw it's *grammar

[CaliBurco]

Hold up,when did this auction start?

[ZubeirAwal]

Nothing to do with grammar, you're just confusing who's doing the zina.

















Btw it's *grammar

FUDGE, look , I'm 14 hours into my fast, I just came back from the store that's a couple of blocks away carrying a bag of 10kg rice, it's hard to keep the minute details like grammar on check.

Now can you stop roastin' me?