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Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:52 am
by SecretAgent
I have never heard marriages where ppl met online, most r hook ups or meetin in school. My parents met on a airplane in 1973
Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:53 am
by LetsCookBreakfast
Lillaahiya wrote:Lillaahiya wrote:For a quote, I'll need you to provide: a copy of your last 2 pay cheques, a copy of your saving statement, a copy of your post-secondary diploma or degree, a picture of your car and it's total net worth, and at least one full body selfie, preferably shirtless.
Naa, I already told you. After 4 years, you will have all of that and more. In the meantime, mac macaan down payment baan dooneeyaa.
Wait till my graduation, after that we will live the life.
Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:35 am
by Murax
lool @ ma malakat aymanukum
Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:46 am
by hargaysaay
LetsCookBreakfast wrote:I know what it means literally, but I just call all older woman that are marriage material milfs.
MILF= older woman I would love to shag
COUGAR=older woman who would love to shag me
Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:58 am
by LetsCookBreakfast
hargaysaay wrote:LetsCookBreakfast wrote:I know what it means literally, but I just call all older woman that are marriage material milfs.
MILF= older woman I would love to shag
COUGAR=older woman who would love to shag me
I know what it means breh. Mother I would like to....
I apply it to dumarka that are older than me whether they are mothers or not.
Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:13 am
by ZubeirAwal
Lillaahiya wrote:
So you're broke as a joke?
Iga leexo
REH-JEK-TID
Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:19 am
by Keyblade
LetsCookBreakfast wrote:hargaysaay wrote:LetsCookBreakfast wrote:I know what it means literally, but I just call all older woman that are marriage material milfs.
MILF= older woman I would love to shag
COUGAR=older woman who would love to shag me
I know what it means breh. Mother I would like to....
I apply it to dumarka that are older than me whether they are mothers or not.
Why though
Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:22 am
by ZubeirAwal
Letscookbreakfast, a little advice brah, calling her a mother who likes to zina won't make her your wife.
Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:23 am
by LetsCookBreakfast
Keyblade wrote:Why though
You're right. No more calling them milfs. From now on, they are cougars.
Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:24 am
by Keyblade
AbuukarSubeer wrote:Letscookbreakfast, a little advice brah, calling her a mother I'd like to zina won't make her your wife.
Fixed.
Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:28 am
by LetsCookBreakfast
AbuukarSubeer wrote:Letscookbreakfast, a little advice brah, calling her a mother who likes to zina won't make her your wife.
Abuukar, come off it mate, she is soon-to-be my first wife. Halal.
Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:29 am
by ZubeirAwal
Keyblade wrote:AbuukarSubeer wrote:Letscookbreakfast, a little advice brah, calling her a mother I'd like to zina won't make her your wife.
Fixed.
Cheers my grammer nazi friend.
Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:34 am
by Keyblade
Nothing to do with grammar, you're just confusing who's doing the zina.
Btw it's *grammar
Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:38 am
by CaliBurco
Hold up,when did this auction start?
Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:42 am
by ZubeirAwal
Keyblade wrote:Nothing to do with grammar, you're just confusing who's doing the zina.
Btw it's *grammar
FUDGE, look , I'm 14 hours into my fast, I just came back from the store that's a couple of blocks away carrying a bag of 10kg rice, it's hard to keep the minute details like grammar on check.
Now can you stop roastin' me?
