Who wants to be a millionaire; somalinet edition

[YummyMummy]

you're too much of a gentleman to say the statement in D, and the others suggest you completely lost your marbles, so I am guessing C

[BlackVelvet]

Make it double or nothing, been feelin confident lately, I'm gonna guess your next question correctly!

Ar joog. I am sure people will accuse me of favourism because I gave you 500 000 shillings. Some will even accuse me of Hagism or JDism (Damul jadiid whatever that is)

For doubling the prize, what is the right answer to this question:

On one of the scenes, Jaalle Marx

a) kissed the Zimbabwean actor passionately to a point that the director said this is not soft porn adeer actor mise actress?
b) Stripped naked and his willy could be seen from miles to the amusement of the female crew kaba sii daran
c) Said he was a muslim and as such could not take her hands MashaAllah
d) said the actress's hair was fake Rasta....

Assuming A is a typo I go for A if it's a trick answer then B

[zulaika]

So if I eliminated the one wrong answer, while half answering the right one.....and secured a "maybe" with the rest, so as not to rule out their possibility...in practical or fantasy .....shouldn't I get some reward for this? not a shiny shillin was tossed my way. Very disappointed

LOL. I will post you 10 somali shillings to give to a charity of your choice, because I am overcome by guilt.

10 shilling? u cheap bastard

[Expresso]

I believe my answer shall be....D.

You thought it was fake. You seem old-school and the rest can't be true

[ManD333q]

Make it double or nothing, been feelin confident lately, I'm gonna guess your next question correctly!

Ar joog. I am sure people will accuse me of favourism because I gave you 500 000 shillings. Some will even accuse me of Hagism or JDism (Damul jadiid whatever that is)

For doubling the prize, what is the right answer to this question:

On one of the scenes, Jaalle Marx

a) kissed the Zimbabwean actor passionately to a point that the director said this is not soft porn Hmm no, maybe off camera.
b) Stripped naked and his willy could be seen from miles to the amusement of the female crew Naah never
c) Said he was a muslim and as such could not take her hands The young golddigger wanted you to marry her (being rich and african, opposed to your white colleagues) but you had to tell her no"..
d) said the actress's hair was fake could also be this one but nah,,

I go with C, based on your description of the background story...keen lacagta

[Expresso]

^ didn't think of it. Nice one

[garoweboy]

C.

I'm damn sure I'm getting some money this time.

[Lamagoodle]

Deeqa Degan; wrong answer
Secret Agent, wrong answer
Marques. Wrong answer
Julkimi.Wrong answer
Yummy M, wrong answer
Jasmine; oops, it was a typo. It is “actress” of course. Wrong answer
Zulaika LOL. Come on! 10 shillings is too much for charitable courses!
Maandeeq, wrong answer
Garooweboy; wrong again. Poor you. This is perhaps a bad omen. Manu will be relegated


Expresso; right!

Ladies and gentlemen, the million shillings goes to Expresso.

The director asked me to caress her hair and say the line “what a beautiful hair, my African beauty”. I said without thinking “but it is fake rasta” . It is one of those moments when the tongue is not in liaison with the brain. Embarrassing. I had to apologise to the lady and hug her!.

[Marques]

I was gonna visit Ladbrokes to reignite my gambling days, thank God i got that wrong Jaalle

[Lamagoodle]

I was gonna visit Ladbrokes to reignite my gambling days, thank God i got that wrong Jaalle

[Lamagoodle]

For a million shilling.

Jaalle Marx’s character was that of an African playboy who lived in Europe. Which African country did he originally come from?

a) South Africa
b) The Comoros
c) Somalia
d) Ethiopia

[Julkimi]

B

Xoxo

Julkimi

[garoweboy]

A.

Bro I can't get this one wrong for the love of god.

[Marques]

D no homo

[Julkimi]

D no homo

Xoxo

Julkimi