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EvolSyawla wrote:I can't handle seeing men with a jigglier butt than mine.

No sirrey Bob.

LOOOOL thats gorss....i wish there were more somali guys going to the gym and working out...they either look like fat black woman..or like they just got back from a famine....no happy mediums what so ever lol

EvolSyawla wrote:

LOOOOL my face evertime i see them ^^^

I don't like Somali guys under 6'0 I automatically friendzone them.

I hate seeing skinny guys with a beer belly.
I don't like when guys call me abaayo. I am not your damn sister. Unless they're in the friendzone..

I hate seeing men with uneven or unkempt beard.
I don't like when a guy declares they love xalwa more than me. I always ask them if they like xalwa even non-somali guys. Teey always get confused and I giggle and tell them they passed the trick question.


I hate men with high pitch voice.

Broke niggas are the ones I hate the most. Say no to scrubs ladies.

Julkimi wrote:I don't like Somali guys under 6'0 I automatically friendzone them.

I hate seeing skinny guys with a beer belly.
I don't like when guys call me abaayo. I am not your damn sister. Unless they're in the friendzone..

I hate seeing men with uneven or unkempt beard.
I don't like when a guy declares they love xalwa more than me. I always ask them if they like xalwa even non-somali guys. Teey always get confused and I giggle and tell them they passed the trick question.


I hate men with high pitch voice.

Broke niggas are the ones I hate the most. Say no to scrubs ladies.

LOOL i literally choked at the abayoo part...you aint never damn lie...and omg the beer belly lmaoooo

Girls I hate to be mean, but back when I was in undergrad there was the hella fine Somali guy. I thought he was perfect, until my friend pointed out that he had a bodacious
posterior. :O

sophisticate wrote:Girls I hate to be mean, but back when I was in undergrad. There was the hella fine Somali guy. He was close to perfect minus his posterior. I didn't even notice until my friend pointed it out :O.

Lmao thats not mean your just being real, i notice a lot of somali guys have it tho lol. kinda unfortunate

If the coat tail of a suit sticks out a little too much than the brother is well-endowed from behind - bootyful. Blessing or a curse? Depends on what you think. I must say knowthyself I was shocked to find out that he's more fine now. Many good looking guys experience a steep tumble from the top as they approach 30.

sophisticate wrote:If the coat tail of a suit sticks out a little too much than the brother is well-endowed from behind - bootyful. Blessing or a curse? Depends on what you think. I must say knowthyself I was shocked to find out that he's more fine now. Many good looking guys experience a steep tumble from the top as the approach 30.

LOOOOL im in tears!!!!!

yea if his booty is bigger then mine its a hell to the damn no

sophisticate wrote:If the coat tail of a suit sticks out a little too much than the brother is well-endowed from behind - bootyful. Blessing or a curse? Depends on what you think. I must say knowthyself I was shocked to find out that he's more fine now. Many good looking guys experience a steep tumble from the top as they approach 30.

Some men age beautifully.

Did julkimi say dark women are doqon loool ouch

I gotta be honest,from my experience

Maarin chicks > light skin chicks

But then again I haven't seen maarin chicks in the west ;(

Everyone one's gone cadaan

Men who don't pick a lady based on her skintone > You.

Sorry midabku waa waxay isha qabta lol


Haven't you heard this on radio Hargeisa


"Muuqaaga gabadhyahay
Midabkaaga inyahay
Maatanaha Hargeisa
Marmarbaan ku moodaa
Am a kugu mataalaa"

Loool

EvolSyawla wrote:Men who don't pick a lady based on her skintone > You.

I co-sign.

lol Chill out inadeer















































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