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Re: 90 day no fap starts now

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Day 2

So far so good, im feeling great. I went to the gym for an hour before I went to sleep. The workout helped me lower my kaacsi level and I was able to sleep like baby. Woke up this morning with ease although I did have slight urges to stroke my shaft, it wasn't strong enough to break me. I am greatly moved by all the love and support Snet members giving me although some were not so helpful > Osman, I am determined to make it. However as I write further on I feel the urges coming back with great energy. When it does come back I must endure the pain and show no emotion.

Oh btw Amira is right, women don't fap, they 'shlick schlick'.

Shlick is the friction sound a girl makes when she massages her sensitive soft area with her fingers
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day 2 feeling high signing out.
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Re: 90 day no fap starts now

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Oh btw Amira is right, women don't fap, they 'shlick schlick'.

Shlick is the friction sound a girl makes when she massages her sensitive soft area with her fingers.
And this is the guy who is trying to curb his fapping urges. :pac: :dead:

Good luck with your efforts, mate. :lol:
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Re: 90 day no fap starts now

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Day 3

*someone sniggering*

"who are you, wha- wha- what are you doing in my room?"

"Relax.... it's me, you, Chiefkimbo"

"Chief who? get out of my house"
I freaked out, I leaped out of my bed to confront him only to find out he disappeared, gone, Houdini'd. :damn: Wtf is going on? why is my mind playing tricks on me?

day 3 of no fapping, this is getting dangerous
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Re: 90 day no fap starts now

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Either you will stroke from the blood pressure or your ceeb will be stroked. No fap ain't worth dying for.
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salool wrote:
Ladies would never sink themselv to that level....but they do daydream though about a handsome fella seducing them on empty beach...cant go in detalis :mrgreen:

yes it's a boring sunday..let me dream plz. :whew:
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Re: 90 day no fap starts now

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Get married


Problem solved
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Re: 90 day no fap starts now

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^ lol@ get married. Mr ass eater is beyond the pale...badhi ba kuma hadhayso any future "wife" he takes.
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Re: 90 day no fap starts now

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How did I miss this thread!!!

I'm like you nigga. I have this deep obsession with females rear. I used to fap (now I know it means jerk off :lol: ) till my back hurts. If I sit down watching TV and saw a kiss I would run to the bathroom and release a load. It was the only thing that gets me to sleep at night. But subxanallah recently I got into an accident and my car was reduced to scrap parts. Teamed with a far university and wide gaps with my freinds courses. Now I leave home at 8:30 and come back at 3 or 6 depending on the day. I come back exhausted and tired. I just wash up, eat, surf the internet bit and sleep at 9-10 but still wake up tired. This was a bless in disguise for me I stopped fapping for over 3 weeks now. I usually have a strong urge in fridays don't know why but even then didn't fap so far. I might do it soon but not for erection I just need to shoot some loads out from time to time. :smugruss:

I would advise you to get yourself busy. :up:
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Re: 90 day no fap starts now

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Cherine wrote:^ lol@ get married. Mr ass eater is beyond the pale...badhi ba kuma hadhayso any future "wife" he takes.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

What is ass eating? Why would he want to eat badhida hablaha? Ma wax kale u cuno ayuu waayey? Hala xiro waa cannibal if he eats women's badhi.
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Re: 90 day no fap starts now

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ciddhartha wrote:
salool wrote:
Ladies would never sink themselv to that level....but they do daydream though about a handsome fella seducing them on empty beach...cant go in detalis :mrgreen:

yes it's a boring sunday..let me dream plz. :whew:

@ swinging his D :lol: :lol:
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Re: 90 day no fap starts now

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Day 4

Starting to see things, a person, a human figure when im awake. Not sure why, but i suspect it's the 90dayfap causing me to hallucinate. This person calls himself chief-monkey or was it chief-kimbe? idk but he keeps appearing on reflections of objects, mirrors, bus windows trying to talk to me. He said that he was i and i was him, inner 'self-conscious'. He also said if i continue on this path, i will eventually become an intellectual atheist who lives in Sweden.



:wtf: is this normal? wasn't i suppose to be daydreaming about women, not philosopichal arguments to disprove the exsistence God ?


Day 4 of no fapping i feel darkness sweeping into my life.





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Re: 90 day no fap starts now

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Day 5

Experiencing a lot of pain and pressure around my groin area.


I don't think I can continue this. *sobs*

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