HELP: a distraught distant cousin called me
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- EvolSyawla
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Re: HELP: a distraught distant cousin called me
Ass grabbing by Somalis is nothing new. Trust me.
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Re: HELP: a distraught distant cousin called me
EvolSyawla wrote:Ass grabbing by Somalis is nothing new. Trust me.
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- FieldMarshalMenace
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Re: HELP: a distraught distant cousin called me
Walahi I'm telling the truth abt this desperate weight issue on the little girl ...I troll but when call upon Allah that the overall story is true then I mean it ...
Re: HELP: a distraught distant cousin called me
Sulfur wrote:EvolSyawla wrote:Ass grabbing by Somalis is nothing new. Trust me.![]()
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Evol, oo hadda ma waxaad leedahay hadduu nin badhida kaa qabto waad iska socon oo waxba dhihi maysid?
You know statements like that can mislead and send the wrong message to *aherm* addicts like Menace & LilEmperor (I am too old for that shit now), right?

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Re: HELP: a distraught distant cousin called me

Somali guys can be sick. You saw some of the comments in this thread. They see a girl with a few curves showing under her cabayad and she's suddenly sexy. Ilahay na astuur.
Cisman, I said no such thing. I am not one to whimper and walk away.
Re: HELP: a distraught distant cousin called me
Too late, eedo. You already gave the green light so whatever happens in the future is your own doing. 

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Re: HELP: a distraught distant cousin called me
Actually, no. 

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Re: HELP: a distraught distant cousin called me
Tell your cousin that she sends her daughter to proper baadiyo among camels for one year. And makes sure that she eats your normal baadiyo diet. If that doesn't reduce her weight, i'm afraid nothing else will work.
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Re: HELP: a distraught distant cousin called me
She should send her back to Somalia (baadiyo) for 2 years and follow this description
Breakfast: black tea,2 xabo canjeero
Lunch/dinner: Qudaar iyo hilib geel,500 ml caano geel
Daily activities
ceelka biyaha 50 lt 2x 25 lt from 3 miles (with no help)
Success guaranteed
Breakfast: black tea,2 xabo canjeero
Lunch/dinner: Qudaar iyo hilib geel,500 ml caano geel
Daily activities
ceelka biyaha 50 lt 2x 25 lt from 3 miles (with no help)
Success guaranteed
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Re: HELP: a distraught distant cousin called me
she should do a no carbs diet. walahi it works.
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Re: HELP: a distraught distant cousin called me
^ Works for me too, but the sugar cravings become harddd to deal with!
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Re: HELP: a distraught distant cousin called me
But...but...what if I prefer the woman on the bottom?0sman wrote:![]()
Re: HELP: a distraught distant cousin called me
Menace,
A girl weighs that much wouldn't be able to walk.
Myself in the end of junior high and entering high school I was not fit and quite fat but my limit was 120 kg = less than 250 ibs
Mind you I was over 6 foot.
You cousin either told you a wrong number or you are trolling.
A girl weighs that much wouldn't be able to walk.
Myself in the end of junior high and entering high school I was not fit and quite fat but my limit was 120 kg = less than 250 ibs
Mind you I was over 6 foot.
You cousin either told you a wrong number or you are trolling.
Re: HELP: a distraught distant cousin called me
Evol,
Don't get shy now tell us what happened to you there.

Don't get shy now tell us what happened to you there.

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