Does the average couple make love every night?

[Basra-]

r they black or white? Johnson I feel sorry for u. Your condition leaves u sexless. U can change it.

[Advo]

Premature ejaculation is not a terrible thing, its actually a short cut to the goal.

Her: how could u??
Me: how could u what???
Her: how could u come
Me: ummm..that was the intention

Me: what were u trying to do?
Her: orgasm
Me: well it looks like I beat u to it [Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

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[Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE]

Advo..mar aad naagta lacag kula xisaabtantit iyo mar aad sariirta kula xisaabtantit. Walle tii ku guursado..nasiib xuma lol

[anzeloti]

AJ

homo couple miyaa ?


waad dhibaateysan tahay walaahi haddi aad maalin walba cabaadka qaniisin iskaga aasayo aad dhagesaneysid

[Advo]

Call me selfish but my desires and pleasures come first, ill try to be considered but the rules are firmly in place.

You ladies need to be more raaliyo and offer urselves to ur husbands completely. That includes all his desires and pleasures.

This was the norm for thousands of years. I curse beyonce and her bullsh!t independent women, even she woke up and hooked up with a known misogynist.

[Xamud.]

30 f-king mins alla maxaa dumarkan been lo sheegay, you'd be lucky if you get 15 good mins out him before he rolls over and crawls into fetal position.

AJ I have had the same problem for months now, my neighbor seem to have hooked up with a chick that screams like a siren whenever they are doing it, either he is beating her up, or he is really beating it, whatever the case, they seem to go at it every friday or saturday, dude is xamaali so from Mon to friday he is probably too tired, laakin he goes to town on her every weekend, he beats that woman like she owes him money, now its none of my business but lately they seem to have taking it to a new level maalin dhowed I heard the sound of glass breaking

[gegiroor]

Premature ejaculation is not a terrible thing, its actually a short cut to the goal.

Her: how could u??
Me: how could u what???
Her: how could u come
Me: ummm..that was the intention

Me: what were u trying to do?
Her: orgasm
Me: well it looks like I beat u to it [Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

[gegiroor]

30 f-king mins alla maxaa dumarkan been lo sheegay, you'd be lucky if you get 15 good mins out him before he rolls over and crawls into fetal position.

AJ I have had the same problem for months now, my neighbor seem to have hooked up with a chick that screams like a siren whenever they are doing it, either he is beating her up, or he is really beating it, whatever the case, they seem to go at it every friday or saturday, dude is xamaali so from Mon to friday he is probably too tired, laakin he goes to town on her every weekend, he beats that woman like she owes him money, now its none of my business but lately they seem to have taking it to a new level maalin dhowed I heard the sound of glass breaking

[Adali]

Must be a disturbing situation Lol.

[LiquidHYDROGEN]

If any of you believe menace's sheeko xariir then I've got a bridge I want to sell to you.

[waryaa]

They did a poll on this a few years back. I am not sure but I think it was reader's digest:

Longest: Swedish men - average: 20 mins.
Shortest: Italians - average: 5 mins.

It is all about mental control. Learn how to tame your mind and possibilities become endless.

Those of u who had horrible bedtime with Somali men, on behalf of all Farahs out there I apologize for the nightmares u went through in the hands of my fellow men You can improve his performance 10 folds by working with him. Let him come in seconds but make him ready for second and third times. Each time he'll go farther distance. A healthy couple do it every nite and early in the morning for weekdays and reserve all Sunday for f.

If u are in the market and bedtime is very important, steer away from those with many friends, social media addicts, coffee shop regulars. You need some1 who is in between work and home. Then make the bedroom your family room...

[Thuganomics]

Italians 5 minutes.WTF are they chickens

[waryaa]

Lol@thug.

I know a Somali guy who used to wet his pants as soon as he touches a woman's naked body. He grew up to become a Somali dad

[Thuganomics]

Lol@thug.

I know a Somali guy who used to wet his pants as soon as he touches a woman's naked body. He grew up to become a Somali dad

According to the good Dr Yalaxow.Impregnating a woman is as easy as letting her wear your sperm soiled pants from the previous nights wet dream

[waryaa]

The doc is legendary! I guess he was wrong on this. Sperm has very little life-span according to the science community.