Bal waa halkay gashaa!

[theyuusuf143]

U kaadi bal qoraxdaba weli ma dhicine

i think thugo is in Australia.

[Skippa]

Funny Story

did you get your money back?

[waayeel101]

oday ayan malin dhawayd mobile kisa no dhibtay si an app ugu so dejino. wuxu na maqlay anagu isku leh war ma bahalkisu ma shaqaynayo. wuxu na yidhi adeer wa kee midba ku yidhi adeer bahalkagu ma shaqaynayo dee. odaygi wuxu ku dhartay inu bahalkisu weli sheqeyo oo billahi ah oo tallahi ah lol. anagi qosol ayan daadanay.

[KingWaslawi]

Updated...

Subixii hore sideeddii iyo waxoogaa markay ahayd, ayaan intaan sii agaabaystay oo oo saddex nin qaadaydiina horta kasii qaatay, u jahaystay xagaa iyo dukaankii naagtii yarayd joogtay, intii aan sii socday ayaan isla yara hadlay oo aan is waydiiyay, Waar heedhe oo horta iminka haddaad allow kaga siiso,naagta yar armaa afar xunoo calool waaweyn oo boolis ah laguu dalbaa, Waar maya horta waa iska caadiye naagta hal Mar uun qabash kaga sii oo daanka midigta uga dhiib, ceebay tacaal Waar ma naagbaad bogos ku dhufanaysaa, dhirbaaxo iyo waxaasaa kuu dhaamee, Haa haddaba b*tch slap xun u dhiib, Waar adigu waxba yaan hadal kugu daaline, sidaan isula hadlayay baan dukaankiiba soo galay...

Kadinka markaan dalam kasoo idhi oo aanan wali dibnaha kala furan oo meeshii kusii maqan naagtii yarayd isha ku baadhaaya, ayaan Mar kaliya uun ku war helay, qof dabadayda taagan oo dhabarka i taabanaya, dib uun baan eegay, saa waa naagtii yarayd, oo intay shaarubuhii xaada ahaa iska soo muldhisay, oo Shaw xalay oo dhan is radinaysay, oo gabigeeduba Sida ice cream gelato talaagada laga soo saaray kaa siibanaysa...

Kaaga darane waxaabay xidhan tahay maryo aad moodo noocii Kate Middleton 2nd hand loogu keeni jiray, oo iyada aan cidiba uga horrayn, below tolow xagay ka keentay, cadar aan gabigiisaba indhaha isugu kaa qabanaya, anigoo yaaban oo isku dhex yaacay,

Aniga: "Naa balo kugu dhacdaye, maxaad waxan noogu laabtay?"

Naagtii yarayd: Intay madaxa hoos u rogatay, "Cafwan waan ka xumahay wixii dhacay, moobil khaldan ayaan ku siiyay xalayna warwar ma seexan, si khalad ah ayaanay u dhacday"

Aniga: Shaw gabigaygiiba waan isla maqanahay oo naagtan yar baan kor ilaa hoos daawashadeeda ku mashquulay,

NY: Intay khajishay oo ay aragtay inaan isla maqnahay ayay qosol yaroo ruuf baa'biin iigu dhufatay, Anna intaan is ilaaway baan dhoola cadeeyey, waaba intay rabtaye,

Aniga: "Dabadeedna?'

NY: Intay bidix iska eegtay ayay tidhi "koonaha inoo saar"

Koonihii baanu nimi...

To Be Continued.

[COOL-MAN]

Waan u maleynaaye sheekada salaaxida in ey meel kale u socotey. Wagarey wagar. Waan ka baxay anigu.

Telephonoow xaalkaa ba'

Oo show ninku waaba Adali oo farsameeysan

[KingWaslawi]

Oday sheekada ha qasin,

[COOL-MAN]

sorry awow

[YummyMummy]

the abridged version

[Libix]

Walaahi waan qoslay laakin hadaadba tima jilic hungurisay xabadaa istaahisha.

[gegiroor]

Waan u maleynaaye sheekada salaaxida in ey meel kale u socotey. Wagarey wagar. Waan ka baxay anigu.

Telephonoow xaalkaa ba'

Oo show ninku waaba Adali oo farsameeysan

That is what I've concluded as well....

Bottom line, KingWaslawi has joined the growing list of jokers in SNET: Sumu, Lo'Doon, Adali, KingWaslawi, .........the list is growing. There are ladies in this list but didn't want mention them.

Good story KingWaslawi

[Thuganomics]

"Adali oo farsameysan"

Coolman:I told you from the start it was a love story

[MujahidAishah]

Waan u maleynaaye sheekada salaaxida in ey meel kale u socotey. Wagarey wagar. Waan ka baxay anigu.

Telephonoow xaalkaa ba'

Oo show ninku waaba Adali oo farsameeysan

Adali oo farsmeeysan

[COOL-MAN]

"Adali oo farsameysan"

Coolman:I told you from the start it was a love story

Suldaan waslaawi xariif waaye

He knows how to capture And engage his audience

[KingWaslawi]

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Koonihii baanu nimi,

NY: Intay timihii jilicsanaa oo waliba laga soo shaqeeyay, oo perfume ka kasoo urayaa sida mawjadda ku jiidhaayo, Marba dhinac shagax uga siisay laba goor, oo laba talaabana hore usoo qaaday, ayay tidhi, "Keen taleefankii oo halkan igu sii yar sug for a second"

Aniga: hadalba iguma jiro, oo gacmihii oo baraf i noqday, ayaan bacdii gacanta galiyay, taleefankiina kasoo saaray oo u dhiibay.

NY: Intay qosol yar binih kasiisay oo dhaqaaqday ayaa markay saddex tallaabo socotay intay dib iisoo qooraan satay iyadoo sii socota, ayay bahal il jabisa igu sii salaantay "qaaaawiiiuuuuuuuua". Intaan saa usii eegay baan indhaha isku qabtay...

Aniga: ka dibna intaan dib u booday, oo kaladhkii hagaajistay, candhuuf yar gacanta ku tufay oo foodii ku nabtay, ayaan isu diyaariyay sidii marka ay soo noqoto, ee taleefanka ay iisoo badasho, hawshaydii aan u imi markii hore usii wadan lahaa, oo naagta yar horta hal Mar uun allow kaga siiyo, iyo qabash macal b*tch slap is wata oo daanka midigta.

Cabbaar baan halkii sugay anigoo mirirada tirinaaya, ka dibna, intaan sirwaalkii ruugaga u laabay oo gacmihii ciida sii gashaday oo labadii sacab isku masaxaya, oo feedh usii duubtay, tabtii 'Jet Li'...

Ayay soo noqotay, iyadoo afar box oo waaweyn oo gifts ah laa laadinaysa,

NY: oo ka yaabtay sidaan usii xaytay "alla ba ay Waar maxaa ku helay?"

Aniga: intaan violence gii daaqada ka tuuray, oo niyadii dajiyay, ayaan hoosta ka idhi " nacas baa tahaye fursadan dahabigaa ha iska lumin ee naagta yar Hal wiig oo isle of fernandes ah iyo one night oo Venice ah u samee. Ka dibna intaan sirwaalkii sii daystay ayaan ku idhi "Naa bal waan kuu sheegi doonaa, ee waa maxay alaabtani?"

NY: Intay indha waaweyn oo balacsan igu eegtay ayay tidhi "waa afar bogos oo aan inooga reebay, black Friday events".

Aniga: "oo markaana?"

NY: "imaad fahmin miyaa?"

Aniga: waan ku fahan sanahay, intaan jeebka gacanta galiyay ayaan furihii gaadhiga kasoo saaray oo u ruxay,

NY: wait a second intay tidhi ayay boorsada kala soo baxday muraayada make up ka oo gacanta midig Libis tii ku hagaajisatay dibnihiina isku dhufatay bab bab, Boorsadiina garabka sudhatay, ka dibna laba eeshiyaana oo meesha taagnaa ayaa saa noosoo eegay,

Aniga: intaan bogos yadii gacanta kusoo qaaday ayaan suuqii lasoo dhex laaf-yooday like maxaa kaa galay...

To Be Continued..

Wiigii Isle of fernandes iyo one night kii of Venice

La soco qabta danbe.

[theyuusuf143]

oday ayan malin dhawayd mobile kisa no dhibtay si an app ugu so dejino. wuxu na maqlay anagu isku leh war ma bahalkisu ma shaqaynayo. wuxu na yidhi adeer wa kee midba ku yidhi adeer bahalkagu ma shaqaynayo dee. odaygi wuxu ku dhartay inu bahalkisu weli sheqeyo oo billahi ah oo tallahi ah lol. anagi qosol ayan daadanay.

Kkkkkk wuxu mooday mindhaa inad leedihiin telephonekaagu gebigiisuba shaqaynmaayo illeen isagu call uunbuu ka dirsan jiree app ma yaqaane.