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YummyMummy wrote:Games what is your obsession with Vivacious? I'm kinda jealous...

GAMES wrote:

YummyMummy wrote:Games what is your obsession with Vivacious? I'm kinda jealous...

Ummm, how about no? You are married and have kids, walaalo.

Sorry.

GAMES wrote:

YummyMummy wrote:Games what is your obsession with Vivacious? I'm kinda jealous...

Ummm, how about no? You are married and have kids, walaalo.

Sorry.

GAMES wrote:

YummyMummy wrote:Games what is your obsession with Vivacious? I'm kinda jealous...

Ummm, how about no? You are married and have kids, walaalo.

Sorry.

GAMES wrote:

YummyMummy wrote:Games what is your obsession with Vivacious? I'm kinda jealous...

MissFiora wrote:To be less selfish so that I can be a dutiful wife.

ManD333q wrote:To get my two apples and live happily ever after. Inshallah.

Kareem99 wrote:

MissFiora wrote:To be less selfish so that I can be a dutiful wife.

This is beautiful. Just make sure your unselfish compassion does not go unnoticed for too long. The fruits of love are more sweet when they go both ways.

Tuushi wrote:

ManD333q wrote:To get my two apples and live happily ever after. Inshallah.

We are in recession.Going rate is one apple.

Lamagoodle wrote:My resolution is to make:

Posthumous hajj for my mom.
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Dear Bluelion,
It is with great sorrow that I read your marriage has crushed. I do hope and pray that you were not subjected to the humiliation of the “Bacda madoow” phenomenon.

The worst mistake one can make is to rush into another marriage after a failed one. I do hope that you have enough basich skills to live on your own for a while; cleaning and cooking for instance.

Maybe it is not a bad idea to explore the world out there.North America is not a good place to be if you have a crushed marriage. Materialism is not a good thing. Everything is about money in that materialistic society. Too few xusul baruurs nimcatul fashuuq because of the is caateeys hysteria.

The garoobs who would be your first choice and from who you could get some ajar (waxaan maqlay nabiga ayaa u duceeyey) are halaqos. They will according to my sources eat your flesh and through your bones. Xaalku waa laba qaawan isma qaadaan; waa qalam jalam when it comes to North America.

Where is there is no ceyr there is no nimco.

What you need primarily at the moment is to be told “I love you”. You want to hear those words after being told nacas and many other nasty things during the last few weeks of your marriage.

If you are not religious, may I suggest a trip to South America, Brazil in particular where you have a Caipirinha and gabar gacan lagu sameeyey, or Eastern Europe where you can date a porn star for less than a 7Sml Smirnoff. Avoid south Asia, naagahoodu waay shiraan markaay xaajadu meel dhexe mareeyso. Also Africa could be a place to be at laakin iska ilaali waa cudur miiran. Timaha la soo tidaceey yaasan ku sirin. Meel waliba waay ka adag yihiin ee ogow.

As a somali, you are used to the intoxicating odour of the uunsi and the cadar, the colours of ceelaan and the guntiino/dirac joy.

Marku xaalku Qaraabo qaarka dambe. Ajnabigu qaraabo ma aha.

As a middle aged somali man, there are a innumerable options which you may consider:

1.You have the xusul baruurs, nimcatul fashuuq, kuwa nabigu u duceeyey anigana aan amaano. They can be found at every garoob street which is located in every major city in Western Europe.

For this group, you’d need some pick-up lines like :
- "kaale maxaa saan kuu cadeeyey ma gacan baa lagu sameeyey?"
-“ilkahaagan sidaan u cad maxaad ku cadeeystaa? (this works with kuwa ilkaha xun)
- when she speaks in a broken foreign language, you ask “ma intaan ku dhalatay?”,
- point to their teenage daughters and ask “ma walaashaabaa?”

You will be a victim of the paradox of the plenty; too many xusul baruurs to choose from. Make sure you go for Gold. Kuwo caruur badan iyo kuwo faan badan; the yield in terms of money is excellent. Think about filling your wallet. You can buy everything with money.

When you are called aboowe make sure to call them xabiibi, xayaati iwm. Xusul baruurs love compliments. It is highly likely that they will drag you around late night aroos; a trophy to be shown around. Make sure you play your role.

A note of caution; iska ilaali kuwa daboolan ballo ayaay la dabool yihiin.

A second option is to travel to Afrika. Hargeisa/Xamar/Nairobi and find a dheeylo. Your north American passport will be enough to win hearts. You will become cadaawe even though you are as dark as charcoal. They will call you quruxloow even though you look like a misfit. If you opt for these dheeylos, ha keenin dibada; they will throw you to the wolves once they arrive and the vicious cycle will be repeated.

A third option is baadiyaha carli Soomaali. Waxaad heleeysaa gashaanti aan dhib badneeynin. If you are a good man with morals, you’d avoid this option because lama xumeeyn karo.

Sincerely yours
On behalf of we somali men that love Xaawaleys,
The Xusul baruur hunting section
Lamagoodle