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Re: Toocsi (Trolling)

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I don't know where zakaria used to live before sheikh osman base.
As for the story, i did get it but tamaad qasacaa ayan layar yabaana ileen waa bir eeh.

Q7 maad galayn because you would not have the chance to stone those cadaylee on the train
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Re: Toocsi (Trolling)

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djibsomali wrote:I don't know where zakaria used to live before sheikh osman base.
He lived in xerada militeriga (across from cité du stade while he was running sheikh osman).
djibsomali wrote:Q7 maad galayn because you would not have the chance to stone those cadaylee on the train
:lol: :up:
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djibsomali wrote:
Skippa wrote:Back home, when we were young and rowdy, we'd collect some empty can of tomato paste from the trash (tamaad qasaac), we'd take turns dropping loogies from kashka iyo laabta into it 'til it was full, we'd wait for a bus (baabuur xumbuli) to pass us by and lob that phlegmentation grenade right through one of its windows. At other times, we'd go look for a caadhgo bin gudeel walking around in the xudhuun (on the outskirts of town)...we'd grab some rocks and "shiid" the shit out of him for the sake of a chase down. We would do the same when the asajoog train came by and target practice on the masaakiin up on top of the wagons. This one time, in the CES (high school), we skipped a couple of the early classes and went to the beach right behind Bulaos. We found a type of pufferfish that was washed ashore and took it back to school in order to lay it on the chair of our annoying "histoire-geo" teacher. Unfortunately (or fortunately for him), he saw it at the last minute before he sat down. Since nobody wanted to fess up to the deed, we were all sanctioned and our parents were asked to come to school for a talk. That's the art of trolling. A big man thing...it took balls, knowing that there were real consequences. A far cry from the pure duuf that passes for trolling around here

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I stand up and salute the mods whose misfortune it is to clean up said duuf on the daily. What you do is necessary and essential :up:
the beach is called "khoorlay"

as of the tamaad qasaac = it is too hard and metal to play around throwing.. djibouti kids might be naughty but not dumb. just try to remember again it was not tamaad qasac.

as for chasing cadhgow you must have lived in L'air or gabood 1
Only somebody who would go swim in the serwers would know its name . It's called the beach behind Boulaos for the rest of us. Soo galeytii xunoo Boroma ka yimid baad tahay , ayaad Djibouti u kala sheegi karta ?
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Re: Toocsi (Trolling)

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djibsomali wrote:
Q7 maad galayn because you would not have the chance to stone those cadaylee on the train
Yes there are no tracks in Q7 but people do get about.


Adigo yar oo kaba'la Q7 intaad ka lugeysaan escal iyo eron ma tagi jirin?
oo nigskii abu tuwaalka xidhan :lol:

Horta did I just imagined that or there was a kids underpants made of towels or something similar?
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Re: Toocsi (Trolling)

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Hadaad aragto mid ku odhanaya , Djib this iyo Djiboutian that , waa labo mid .
Amaa inu ciise yahay ayuu raba inu kuu sheego , ama ku ma dhalan Djibouti :lol:


Djibsomali , payment for an old "debt" , don't take it to heart . Les bon comptes font les bons amis :lol:
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Djibsomali maaha reer jabuuti asal.
waa kuwii dhigadheeraha kirishboy ka aha :lol:

Waxan filaya inu yahay ninkii LeJ lugooyay ee ku yiri bilaa waraaqan kugu galin jabuuti.
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Re: Toocsi (Trolling)

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if being born in martial does not make me reer djibouti then i don't know what!
i don't which one is the old nurse "jalaaludin or sahangalbeed ?" but you better not start up with me and hijack skippa threads
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Re: Toocsi (Trolling)

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:lol:
Mid u abti u yahay oo "mobilise"-gi dagaalki cafarta usoo gurmaday ciisaha aha baa la igu yidhi beri , farta iyo alphabet-ga bar. So these guys were kind of observing me and come to the conclusion { I don't know how} inaan Ciise ahayn . Markaasu midii maalin i waydiyay , horta adigu halkeed ku dhalatay? . Waxan ku idhi "hopital peltier. " Do you know wuxuu igu jawaabay ? " haa waan garanaya , waa Borame sokadeeda " :lol:

Pavillion Martial , abtigey oo dhulbahante ah , {Ahun} ayaa doctor ka aha , doctor Xasan ba la odhan jiray .Iska noolow djibsomali , adigu ba imisaad xag-xagasheda inagu dayeysay ?
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Re: Toocsi (Trolling)

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:lol:

Uma maleeyo inuu djibsomali ku dhashay boorame sokadeeda or anywhere near.
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Shiid is normal in Burao. I was once captured by oday and his islaan they have been slapping my face and head for several hours. that karbaash was worse than my malcaamad experience.
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Re: Toocsi (Trolling)

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Shiid is normal in Burao
I don't know why this cracks me up .lol.Who would have thought . :lol:
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Re: Toocsi (Trolling)

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I did get the feeling that Djbsomali was not born and bred yakhii, he came across kinda "Dhagax Joog", Kuwii maxad casaha ahaa ee Buuraha ku dul noolaa ee Jabouti la geeyay ee markay 5sano maqnaayeen kuso noqday xoogii reerka, " aaa Huuno, horta riyuhu ma geesbay lahayen" Lol :lol:


I knew the first day I came across him on snet, that he wasnt triple B=Born and bred Boramawi/

DjbSomali, salaamz cuzaa, good seeing u learning how to banter with the lads :up:
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Re: Toocsi (Trolling)

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AGENT447 wrote:I did get the feeling that Djbsomali was not born and bred yakhii, he came across kinda "Dhagax Joog", Kuwii maxad casaha ahaa ee Buuraha ku dul noolaa ee Jabouti la geeyay ee markay 5sano maqnaayeen kuso noqday xoogii reerka, " aaa Huuno, horta riyuhu ma geesbay lahayen" Lol :lol:


I knew the first day I came across him on snet, that he wasnt triple B=Born and bred Boramawi/

DjbSomali, salaamz cuzaa, good seeing u learning how to banter with the lads :up:
:comeon:

Warya reer abtigay ha cayiin
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Re: Toocsi (Trolling)

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AGENT447 wrote:aaa Huuno, horta riyuhu ma geesbay lahaye
:lol: :lol: I have to defend the brother, he's legit (everybody's standing up for their maternal kin, I must do the same for mine)
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Re: Toocsi (Trolling)

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MujahidAishah wrote:
AGENT447 wrote: DjbSomali, salaamz cuzaa, good seeing u learning how to banter with the lads :up:
:comeon:

Warya reer abtigay ha cayiin
Waayahay bal, ee rali ahaw ahaha!
Skippa wrote:
AGENT447 wrote:aaa Huuno, horta riyuhu ma geesbay lahaye
:lol: :lol: I have to defend the brother, he's legit (everybody's standing up for their maternal kin, I must do the same for mine)
:lol: yeh he is but a bit wuu yara kululyahay niyaw, biyo milix leh madaxa ka galay ahaha, but My mad. I cant afford to pick a fight with Haricot Nation can I.
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