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Sexy
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Baryahan booyad baan iibsadoo Basran jimcayaasha loogu maydhaa, and im not Huuno Im mr Budhwayne beesha Hargaysa u dhasgay.
Eeyaaha bal ii waran sanadkaa manta ah Bossaso ayaan u socdaa tuyaroo MJ ah baan isleeyahay kaga soo TAAHI.

BTW maxaa naga galay B iyo P wuxuba waa isla halkiiye bilaash bay u
kala saareene, English classes waxaan iska joojiyay markii cashakii cooking galay ayaa walaahi intaan ka kacay classkii ku idhi habartii wax dhigaysay why would i learn somthing that i will never do.
That was the last day i been to english classes anagay MULUUKHIYE noo dhigayaan.

Suldaan qudhac maygaag
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[quote="qudhac-m"]Sexy
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Baryahan booyad baan iibsadoo Basran jimcayaasha loogu maydhaa, and im not Huuno Im mr Budhwayne beesha Hargaysa u dhasgay.
Eeyaaha bal ii waran sanadkaa manta ah Bossaso ayaan u socdaa tuyaroo MJ ah baan isleeyahay kaga soo TAAHI.

Suldaan qudhac maygaag[/quote]

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Yaa lagu toogan. Intaas un baan kugu idhi.
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[quote="sexy-kitten"][quote="qudhac-m"]Sexy
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Baryahan booyad baan iibsadoo Basran jimcayaasha loogu maydhaa, and im not Huuno Im mr Budhwayne beesha Hargaysa u dhasgay.
Eeyaaha bal ii waran sanadkaa manta ah Bossaso ayaan u socdaa tuyaroo MJ ah baan isleeyahay kaga soo TAAHI.

Suldaan qudhac maygaag[/quote]

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Yaa lagu toogan. Intaas un baan kugu idhi.[/quote]

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


Waliba 19 ah from Gaalkacayo, ma ogtahay gaalkacayo hablaha hoosta lagama jar jaro waa sidoodi yacnii waa lambargiini S!!l

suldaan qudhac miliqsaday maygaag
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[quote="qudhac-m"][quote="sexy-kitten"][quote="qudhac-m"]Sexy
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Baryahan booyad baan iibsadoo Basran jimcayaasha loogu maydhaa, and im not Huuno Im mr Budhwayne beesha Hargaysa u dhasgay.
Eeyaaha bal ii waran sanadkaa manta ah Bossaso ayaan u socdaa tuyaroo MJ ah baan isleeyahay kaga soo TAAHI.

Suldaan qudhac maygaag[/quote]

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Yaa lagu toogan. Intaas un baan kugu idhi.[/quote]

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


Waliba 19 ah from Gaalkacayo, ma ogtahay gaalkacayo hablaha hoosta lagama jar jaro waa sidoodi yacnii waa lambargiini S!!l

suldaan qudhac miliqsaday maygaag[/quote]


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing @Lambargiini s!!l.

First you said Bossaso, and now you said Gaalkacyo. Something doesn't add up. Embarassed Adaa is kashiftay maskin yahoow.
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Sexy

Goorma ayaa kuugu danbaysay BOOYELAND Boosaaso diyaarada tagta
Gaalkacayana gaadhi ba looga sii raaca, besides Gbadhaha cumar mahmuud baa ka qurux badan ku cismaan maxamuud.
Example the price of one cumar maxmuud can fetch you 4 cismaan maxmuud.
You see boosaaso is for Faqiir dhaqancelis men, but the Gaal town is for die hard S11l yaqaan men such as me.
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Waryaa odey yahoow kibray Majeerteenka ha kala saasaarin. Kuwaan baa kuwaan ka qurxoon kulahaa. Isku dirkaad tahay maxaa dhahaa! Laughing Laughing
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Sexy

Iskuma dirayo ee waa laba magaalo oo aad u kala wacan.
Laakiin labaduba waa ka fiican yihiin kuwa reer jigjiga ee ee markaad ku aasto dhuusadeeda xerada malatariga lagama maqlayo.
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[quote="qudhac-m"]Sexy

Iskuma dirayo ee waa laba magaalo oo aad u kala wacan.
Laakiin labaduba waa ka fiican yihiin kuwa reer jigjiga ee ee markaad ku aasto dhuusadeeda xerada malatariga lagama maqlayo.[/quote]

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Wallahi sheekaale baad tahay.. Islaamahaaga sheeko baad ku daalisaa maaha? Walle you're funny!
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Sexy

Horta kaalay heedhe maxaad oday ii tidhaa aniga labada number ka hore
waa 3 kadanbe waa top secret classified till the day i die.
Kolay adiga hadaan ku qiyaaso waa 29 oo ninkaad qabato sida python ayaad isku laalabaysaa oo laf walba waad jabinaysaa.
Mida kale anigu ma sheekeeyo ee waxaan ahay champion of kaga salawaadinta dumarka.


Suldaan qudhac 8 times world champion maygaag
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[quote="qudhac-m"]Sexy

Horta kaalay heedhe maxaad oday ii tidhaa aniga labada number ka hore
waa 3 kadanbe waa top secret classified till the day i die.
Kolay adiga hadaan ku qiyaaso waa 29 oo ninkaad qabato sida python ayaad isku laalabaysaa oo laf walba waad jabinaysaa.
Mida kale anigu ma sheekeeyo ee waxaan ahay champion of kaga salawaadinta dumarka.


Suldaan qudhac 8 times world champion maygaag[/quote]

29? Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Damn, do I sound that old? Embarassed
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No but you look one Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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[quote="qudhac-m"]No but you look one Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing[/quote]

Eedadaa buufkeed. Very Happy
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[quote="sexy-kitten"][quote="qudhac-m"]No but you look one Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing[/quote]

Eedadaa buufkeed. Very Happy[/quote]

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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[quote="qudhac-m"]Sexy

Baryahan booyad baan iibsadoo Basran jimcayaasha loogu maydhaa,

Suldaan qudhac maygaag[/quote]

Laughing Laughing Laughing waxba ku dhiman wallahi....
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heey
IF YOUR LEFT LEG IS THE XMAS AND THE RIGHT LEG THE NEW YEAR

CAN I VISIT YOU IN BETWEEN
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