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~*BelaayoCas*~ wrote:Black Velvet..as long as its open spaces waa caadi. But im not going to be visiting any high street type places like Oxford street where Ill be jostling against all kinds of ppl

Paddington - that ^^ is why I asked for luck, you don't need to be blind to be run over at Oxford street

Black Velvet,
True. But you would still have to be an anorexic, a high heel wearer or a very clumsy person to be pushed around in such a way. I don’t like anorexics much but I can spare some time for the other two.

Belaayo,
Don’t make too many assumptions too soon. I am fond of the occasional chewing session. It sharpens the mind and hones the senses.

Oh how wonderful for the non-anorexics then

Have I touched a nerve? Hah! If you were anorexic I may have to rephrase the question and say, have I literally touched a nerve?
By the way, I hear chicken is good for that sort of thing. Lots of chicken and less vomit should do the job.

You chew occasionally? I C

I don’t like the way you wrote IC there! Well, first because you are using text speak (and I truly abhor that. Simply because I don’t understand it!). Secondly, I got the impression there was a pregnant pause there. You wanted to say more but bit your tongue. Spit it out (which is, thankfully, something I would not say to a chewer), what is it that’s troubling you, dear?

Belaayo and BV made this topic 5 pages............i wonder why..why why....is't because both of them are madly inlove with mr Paddington...the new forumer ?

plz use the pm folks...am sick and tired of this little filin hindi...waxa mesha ka maqan uun qanaayadi.

Helwa,
They both dislike me now (one because I called her thin and the other because she found out I chew from time to time).

So, Helwa, do you come here often?

HELWAA wrote:Belaayo and BV made this topic 5 pages............i wonder why..why why....is't because both of them are madly inlove with mr Paddington...the new forumer ?

Helwaa How did you know

If I had my whistle I'd blow it hard on this thread and report it to the authorities for investigation.

It has the hallmarks of a scripted discourse by the same user with multiple nicks or multiple personality

Didn't know that scisofrenia could be this entertaining

** Examines own breasts and sighs in disappointment **

u just needed to examine only one,........... the bigger one

It depends on how you imagined it. I did it double handed whilst pushing them close together and looking down at them! Or at least I tried.

this can qualify as a foreplay

I don't want to know what followed

Aliyah99 wrote:Paddington bear aka ranting angry somali man welcome I enjoyed your blog

OMGGGGGGGG IVE READ HIS BLOG I THINK

AND HES A HE..I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS A SHE