I felt so embarrassed today

[Mr. Yungnfresh]

abti it cant get any harder than mike trust me.

WTF abti If you weren't my nigga and sometimes me, I'd make this quote my location and nobody would know what u really meant by it

The little birdy is a lying part-time munafiq. What really happened was, I was at a restaurant and accidentally ordered Sex on the Beach cuz I thought the waitress was inappropriately offering me some, and somewhere ended up having deviant sex with Chinese Siamese twins joined at the naas

[Psykmottagningen]

Dhildan yar maxa iyada BAR geshey

[Advo]

Abti I am immune to homo statement, I can say the most hommo statement in the history of man kind and get away with it without adding "no homo" suffix, the only time my penis has ever got close to anotha penis was when I bagged a 8 month pregnant chick and my tool brushed against the fetus foot.

real talk, I heard the same lil bird can out drink u SMH

[Mr. Yungnfresh]

Waraa you're a dirtbag...I used to accuse u of cruising the city parks for caruur without any evidence, and then began accusing you with damning evidence once the pictures and court cases were made public. Lakiin u've gone even lower now, tryna get them before they're even born

That's nonsense abti, I once outdrank a room full of people in a drinking contest, including myself

[Murax]

Actually I have a confession...Every Friday Night, I go to the Super Market, Buy a Apple Cider, spend all night pouring it into those tiny Carab shah cups, and slamming the koob on the table after every "shot"

[Advo]

It was a unintetional foot job man, blame nature for my directionless male anatomy besides the fetus was a total faq man, how u gonna come out giggling with a bend hand and a braided umbilical cord.

[Mr. Yungnfresh]

[gedo_gurl]

Come to London if that is all it takes to shock you

[Hyperactive]

That's messed up, lakiin what's more messed up is that seeing older Somali men drinking is not even surprising anymore.

I see one of my Somali homeboy's father at the bar in a stripmarket beside my house all the time. I've also seen a different Somali homeboy's father drunk too. My other Somali homeboy went stateside to visit his pops, and found out his old man throws back 2-4's of beer like it's nuthin.

And this is the generation that was raised in Somalia, imagine the ones raised here.

i guess the only way to embarrass one's parents , is to tell them when they doing some thing like that, bal anigana koob e shub papa!!

i dont think any father after that would drink again.

i heard one of the father heard his son drinks, one day he said : aabo so bah wan ko azumaya.
then he took him meel khamro lagu hayo and said: aniga iyo inankeya laba koob lo shub.

he didnt even know his dad knew it. hadee miyosan iska deynin ba.

[HELWAA]

I went with three of my girl friends to Applebees...waxay yahiin a Moroccon, an Algerian, and a Korean....of course 2 muslims and christian weeyaan. Laakiin the Christian one is very much interested about Islam and knows a lot about it. So while we were there, we saw like 6-7 older Somali men in their late 30s to mid 40s at the bar section drinking


Walahi waan isku yaxyaxay

Waad isku yaxyaxdey cus asxaabtada baa iska ´giijinaysay miyaa... ,,no notion is perfect huuno...we do have bad apples like everyone else.Ilaahy ha soo hadeeyo wixii lunsan.

[Advo]

Helwaa waligaa cabad sigaar maku dhufatey?

[Ashwaaq90]

I've noticed that when somalis start to drink they become alcoholics and homeless.

[Hyperactive]

Helwaa waligaa cabad sigaar maku dhufatey?

bro orod iska seeho, i can gess 24 hours bad so jeeday.lol

[HELWAA]

Advo

Xita dadka sigaarka caba kama ag wareega anigo.I cant stand the smell of that shit.

[Advo]

hyper I blame u brotha....walahi I over slept yesterday and missed all my classes and jumca

12 hours of sleep maka yaabatey


@ helwa

dont u ever get curious like let me just try it once, how about shiishada?