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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some Economy:
Reasonable Political Freedoms:
Rare
Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Indian Ocean

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Sultanate of HYPER BIN SUFI is a fledgling, devout nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 45%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Information Technology.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. HYPER BIN SUFI's national animal is the Falcon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Dinar.

National Happenings

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Seconds ago: HYPER BIN SUFI was founded.

finally, at least there is a place distorted enough for all these warped qabiil ridden snet kids to flock to. orodoo meeshaas isku dila dhibkiina waan ka daalnay

abakar20 wrote:finally, at least there is a place distorted enough for all these warped qabiil ridden snet kids to flock to. orodoo meeshaas isku dila dhibkiina waan ka daalnay

Fadhi ku dirir on a new level. Now the tribal cyber warriors will seek glory online.

After a series of bloody wars between the nations of Maxtopia and North Bigtopia, fights have broken out in the streets between immigrants in New Somalia who came from the warring nations.

One option: A quiet old man stands up to speak. "Now, I may be a quiet old man, but I believe that these ethnic disputes are none of the government's business. It's not our war anyway, so it's not our problem. I'm sure if you leave it alone, it'll work itself out. Just think of the money that would be saved if the police don't have to be paid to deal with this!"

Another option: "It's not our war? It's not our war?" cries (in)famous New Somalia-born fascist Jacob Woolf. "Well maybe it's time it became our war! New Somalia should take a more active, and by 'active' I mean 'hostile', role in international politics! This ethnic squabbling will be over when the war is over, and WE can end that war and purge the impure! The Enemy of Your Enemy is Your Enemy! Sieg New Somalia!"

This Woolf fella is a genius!

My motto is the Enemy of Your Enemy is Your Enemy