Sheeko iyo bashaal thread

[greenday]

Yep its that part, so unexpected, ilko case should read this

[Twist]

I DO know someone who could have made it even sound funnier but he's far & in Madina.

Wait a sec, why don't you go on the mic & try if you can make the accent, greeny?

[greenday]

I wish i could, but it would come out marax adi have ago nooh

[Twist]

You've heard my accent. The only other one I can try is Xamari, though I haven't spoken it for years now.

I remember once in Madina trying to imitate a friend of mine (he's Cili) & he almost died of laughter, so not that experience again.

[greenday]

@your accent Even my waqooyi accent will come better but ama try and if its decent i might post it

Twist have a go nooh please

[Twist]

Sheekooy ku nacay! You go first & I will think about it (hadday sheekada socon waysana I'll give my buddy a call & ask him to make a recording of the story & send it to me).

[greenday]

No way waryaa ama be able to tell if its original, it better be you

[Twist]

Nice try!

[PrinceDaadi]

Sheekadaan inaa maqasheen ma ogiyee, ee kii maqlin waa tanaa.

Xarfankoo Dhoore la dhaho aa kasoo baxay Burco oo Xamar uu usoo socday. Ceelgaab uu kasoo dagey. Xaafadii uu kusoo dagi lahaa baskiis aa losoo tilmaamey. Baskii soo qaatey.

Booskuu fadhiyey laba laba loo fadhiisan jiray oo midaa bananaa.

Bas marka, baskii markuu dhaxda soo maraayo aa Xarfaantoo xarageyneyso soo kortay. Dhinaca xariifkaan Dhoore fadhiyey ay soo aadey. Inuu ka dhinac u baneeyo ay rabtey, lakiin waa u baneen waayey. Markaas ay saan ku dhahdey:

"Duqa, jug dheh."

"Jug." Xarfankaan inii 'jug dheh' oo jug la dhahaayo uu u maleyaa nooh. Iyadana inee durug dhahdo ay rabtaa.

"Ar laa ilaah ila laah, ar jug dheh nooh. Maxaa isku dhagooleynee?"

"Jug."

"Ar kan intee laga keeney. Jug maba yaqaano nooh. Ar jug dheh yaqeey."

"Jug."

"Ar dhoorahaana maxaas ahaa."

"Dhoore?" Ileen xarfaankaan Dhoore magaciis aaba la dhihi jiree, waa yaabey nooh. Inee taqaan uuba u maleyaa. "Huuno, kumaad ahayd. War ileen magacii waa uun gareneysay?" Ninkaan ku qabo uusba bilaabey. "Ina adeer ii sheeg ma Habar Yaxaas baad ahayd?"

"Mayaa, habar libaax badeed lee."

"War maxaa ku hadleysaa?"

"Adaa iga daran nooh. Habar kulahaa. Ma ii jeedid miyaa horta iniis gabar abuu siibito ahay."

"War Habartaa uun maa ku weydiyee, ee iisheeg ma Habar Yaxaas baa adiguun?"

"Waa kuu sheegey habar libaax badeed lee ani."

Ar bas sidii sii la iskugu qeylinaayo lee lagu kala tagey nooh. Tana 'habarta' u maleyso inee tahey caytin, asagana u maleyo inee 'dhoore' loola jeedey magaciis.

Ar Soomaali maxee af jini ku hadlaan.
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Macsalaama!!

Sida aan u qoslay waqti dheeri uma qoslin.

[Oba]

Prince im glad u enjoyed it.

[DayaxJeclee]

Prince im glad u enjoyed it.

aaway qaybtii labaad ee dhoore. Sheeko qalalan ma rabno, Xamari iyo xaayow lee ku soo duub.

[DayaxJeclee]

markii aa akhriyey ma qoslin, mar labaadkii aa qosoley..

Nin xoolo dhaqato ah oo magaalada u yimid inuu ka dhamaysto dano uu laahaa , ayaa maalin maalmaha ka mid ah u daawasho tagay ciyaar dhex maraysa laba kooxood, ciyaartaas oo ahayd mid aad iyo aad u adago ninkii reer miiga ahaa wuxuu arkay ciyaarahan isaga ula muuqda inuu si wanaagsan u cayaarayo oo la bedelayo garoonkana ka sii baxaya markaasaa ninkii reer miiga ahaa intuu dhiniiciisa midig eegay ayuu ku yiri nin ag fadhiyay " Inta ay ciyaaryahankaas beddelayaan may kan dharka madmadaw sita badalaan, oo aan isagu marnaba taaban banooniga halka ay ka badalayaan caayaartoogaas "!! wuxuuna kan dharka madmadaw ula jeeda garsooraha cayaarta .

[Oba]

Sareedo this for you

I hope this one doesn't offend anyone..

Beri baa waxaa subax walba aroortii is raaci jiray nin la yiraa Tooxoow & Xaaskiisa oo iyadana la oran jiray Kutubeey si ay u soo kaadshaan.

Subax walba marka la is raaco ayaa kaadi loo fariistaa. Kutubeey mar walba kaadida waa ka hor dhameysaa Tooxoow oo inta ay SHUX ka siiso ku tiraahdaa "dhakhso hee Halsaac maha ha goomaarine"

Tooxoow isagoo maalin walba xanaaqsan, kaadidana aan dhameysan ayuu inta isku kala gooyo iska soo dhaqaaqaa.

Markii ay guriga soo gaaraan ayuu xaaskiisa weydiiyaa " Kutubeeyeey Xey tahay waxaanu waa iska shubee asaad iska soo rooree Ar waaku sahlanaantaa " Markaasay ugu jawaabtaa " Rabigaayna aa noo abuuray"

Sidii sidaa loogu jiray dhowr isbuuc ayaa maalintii dambe Tooxoow wuxuu go'aan ku gaaray in aysan Kutubeey markaan ka hor kaadin.

Intuusan guriga ka bixin ayuu kaadidiisii sii diyaarsaday oo koob ku shubay, intuu u yimid xaaskiisa ayuu ku yiri "Waa inoo berito iyo barxadda".

Markii banaanka la yimid ayuu kaadidii koobka ku jirtay FASH ka siiyay.

Kutubeey oo yaabban aa la soo booday "Acuudkoow Aryaa Tooxoow caawa say wax kaa yihiin??"
Wuxuu ugu jawaabay " Macbuudka! sidii miiggii aan kuu rusheeyhaa, Muggii hore waa kuu turaayay ee Maha ka roogsaan ku iri"

[Twist]

Sareedo this for you

I hope this one doesn't offend anyone..

Beri baa waxaa subax walba aroortii is raaci jiray nin la yiraa Tooxoow & Xaaskiisa oo iyadana la oran jiray Kutubeey si ay u soo kaadshaan.

Subax walba marka la is raaco ayaa kaadi loo fariistaa. Kutubeey mar walba kaadida waa ka hor dhameysaa Tooxoow oo inta ay SHUX ka siiso ku tiraahdaa "dhakhso hee Halsaac maha ha goomaarine"

Tooxoow isagoo maalin walba xanaaqsan, kaadidana aan dhameysan ayuu inta isku kala gooyo iska soo dhaqaaqaa.

Markii ay guriga soo gaaraan ayuu xaaskiisa weydiiyaa " Kutubeeyeey Xey tahay waxaanu waa iska shubee asaad iska soo rooree Ar waaku sahlanaantaa " Markaasay ugu jawaabtaa " Rabigaayna aa noo abuuray"

Sidii sidaa loogu jiray dhowr isbuuc ayaa maalintii dambe Tooxoow wuxuu go'aan ku gaaray in aysan Kutubeey markaan ka hor kaadin.

Intuusan guriga ka bixin ayuu kaadidiisii sii diyaarsaday oo koob ku shubay, intuu u yimid xaaskiisa ayuu ku yiri "Waa inoo berito iyo barxadda".

Markii banaanka la yimid ayuu kaadidii koobka ku jirtay FASH ka siiyay.

Kutubeey oo yaabban aa la soo booday "Acuudkoow Aryaa Tooxoow caawa say wax kaa yihiin??"
Wuxuu ugu jawaabay " Macbuudka! sidii miiggii aan kuu rusheeyhaa, Muggii hore waa kuu turaayay ee Maha ka roogsaan ku iri"

Damn! How did I miss this thread?

Waa tan sheekadeydii koowaad oo Soomaali ah, indeed one of my favorites:



Beri baa waxaa subax walba aroortii is raaci jiray nin la yiraa Tooxoow & Xaaskiisa oo iyadana la dhihi jiray Kutubeey si ay u soo kaadshaan.

Subax walba marka la is raaco ayaa kaadi loo fariistaa. Kutubeey mar walba kaadida waa ka hor dhameysaa Tooxoow oo inta ay SHUX ka siiso ku tiraahdaa "dhakhso hee hal saac maha ha goomaarine"

Tooxoow isagoo maalin walba xanaaqsan, kaadidana aan dhameysan ayuu inta isku kala gooyo iska soo dhaqaaqaa.

Markii ay guriga soo gaaraan ayuu xaaskiisa weydiiyaa " Kutubeeyeey xey tahay waxaanu waa iska shubee asaad iska soo rooree? Ar waaku sahlanaantaa!" Markaasay ugu jawaabtaa " Rabigaayna aa noo abuuray"

Sidii sidaa loogu jiray dhowr isbuuc ayaa maalintii dambe Tooxoow wuxuu go'aan ku gaaray in aysan Kutubeey markaan ka hor kaadin.

Intuusan guriga ka bixin ayuu kaadidiisii sii diyaarsaday oo koob ku shubay, intuu u yimid xaaskiisa ayuu ku yiri "Waa inoo berito iyo barxadda".

Markii banaanka la yimid ayuu kaadidii koobka ku jirtay FASH ka siiyay.

Kutubeey oo yaabban aa la soo booday "Acuudkoow! Aryaa Tooxoow caawa say wax kaa yihiin??"
Wuxuu ugu jawaabay " Macbuudka! sidii miiggii aan kuu rusheeyhaa. Muggii hore waa kuu turaayay ee maha ka roogsaan ku iri"

Ar Hiloowlow xay tahay dhacan aad maha la timid eebow? Sheekadan anigaa isla thread-kan ku soo qoray ee tu kale daydayo. Yaayah!

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[Oba]

Twist saas mii widaayow apologies