My first Calacaal

[SelfD]

My Advice to you is, Look nice, wear your hijab, go to nice places like masjid, xaafadaha dadka fiican etc. Wiil fiican aa helee insha allah. Be honest. When he approaches you, make it a condition that, Waxaan doonayaah wiil aan isgursano. Xiriir dheerna madoonaayo. Laymana taabto, laymana dhunkado, hotelna ma aado, Moviena ma aado keligeey unless gabar ila socoto, maqaayadna ma aado. mallka hadii aan isku raacdo public ah waa ok. Also, tell him Marka ay Salaada soo gasho meel aan kutukado waa in aa helo.

This is the best advise

You are on the right track

Next time you meet a guy you fancy, punch him in the face.

[AgentOfChaos]

You are on the right track

Next time you meet a guy you fancy, punch him in the face.

War miskiinta Selfdiscovery jar haka tuurin.

[AbdiWahab252]

Agent,

Yep, man. Life is all about simplicity. The more complex you make it the more difficult it is. 90% of failed relationships among Somalis have been because of BAIT N SWITCH. After all, the truth shall set you free. You can only put on a mask for so long.

[Cunaaye25]

[quote="salool"]Cunaaye, so the only reason pple get married is to have sex, ka bacdi marku xiisuhu dhamaado sanad ka bacdi la
is furo?

99% sheekadu waaba saas

[SelfD]

Self,

Not really. If you know that I am a flirt who loves to flirt and loves having multiple women in my life, do you really expect me to give up one that ? You can't change people but must accept them for who they are.


P.S. I wouldn't change a thing about you.

Expect u to give up what?

If i know ur a flirt and have a lot of women i wouldnt give u my serious attention...so i wouldnt be trying to change someone im not serious about.

And thank you

[SelfD]

Agent,

Yep, man. Life is all about simplicity. The more complex you make it the more difficult it is. 90% of failed relationships among Somalis have been because of BAIT N SWITCH. After all, the truth shall set you free. You can only put on a mask for so long.

Lakin, i've been showing my true self and im noticing the opposite of what ur saying and i think thats my problem.

[AgentOfChaos]

Agent,

Yep, man. Life is all about simplicity. The more complex you make it the more difficult it is. 90% of failed relationships among Somalis have been because of BAIT N SWITCH. After all, the truth shall set you free. You can only put on a mask for so long.

I couldn't agree with you more.

[SelfD]

Agent,

Yep, man. Life is all about simplicity. The more complex you make it the more difficult it is. 90% of failed relationships among Somalis have been because of BAIT N SWITCH. After all, the truth shall set you free. You can only put on a mask for so long.

I couldn't agree with you more.

I think u 2 are living in lalaland

[AbdiWahab252]

Self,

Don't change a thing. Just realize that diamonds are only diamonds because they are rare and found only after digging through the mud.

I hate it when I meet a woman who is extremely negative about relationships and constantly b.tches about her past experiences or allows the Ghosts of Faraxs Past
to haunt her future prospects.

[Negritude]

Agent,

Yep, man. Life is all about simplicity. The more complex you make it the more difficult it is. 90% of failed relationships among Somalis have been because of BAIT N SWITCH. After all, the truth shall set you free. You can only put on a mask for so long.

Lakin, i've been showing my true self and im noticing the opposite of what ur saying and i think thats my problem.

When the quest for phallus has brought you to a place where showing your true self feels like a problem, it's evaluation time.

[AbdiWahab252]

Agent,

Yep, man. Life is all about simplicity. The more complex you make it the more difficult it is. 90% of failed relationships among Somalis have been because of BAIT N SWITCH. After all, the truth shall set you free. You can only put on a mask for so long.

Lakin, i've been showing my true self and im noticing the opposite of what ur saying and i think thats my problem.

Self,

Then you are on the right path. Realize that a vast majority will not be the right ones and teach you to recognize a diamond in the rough from a lump of coal.

[SelfD]

Self,

Don't change a thing. Just realize that diamonds are only diamonds because they are rare and found only after digging through the mud.

I hate it when I meet a woman who is extremely negative about relationships and constantly b.tches about her past experiences or allows the Ghosts of Faraxs Past
to haunt her future prospects.

im not talking about my past...im talking about my present and future. And i aint negative..im tryna figure things out and make sense of things.

[AgentOfChaos]

I think self is just messing with us, I bet this is all trolling.

[SelfD]

I think self is just messing with us, I bet this is all trolling.

sorry to dissappoint but im serious.

[Negritude]

And just like that, I joined the 'no daughters' club.