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Tuushi wrote:No.I only heard of the tales.They sounded like a very good and well knit community.

It is a poor man's brew; like shanga in Kenya.

Now this got me Somali blues.Saw the song at the previous page? Have been replaying a lot today.

What is this a retirement home ? Pass the gongaa

Tuushi wrote:Now this got me Somali blues.Saw the song at the previous page? Have been replaying a lot today.

Qalinle's Haddii aanan dhulkeeygow is a great song.

Did you listen to Carees on one of the previous pages?

Tuushi, this is a classic somali blues song;

Joof

STARKAST wrote:What is this a retirement home ? Pass the gongaa

it is the geriatric section; Euthanasia ward

This might help with the motions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKOtzIo-uYw

JaalleMarx wrote:

Basra- wrote:JaalleMarx

When your moods go WACK< u usually go into several multiple Somalinet forum user name rampage. I think u should get some medicine huuno, this bluez and 'voices' are going no where.

Her Royal Grace; If there is a word that I abhor in the Somali language, it is ”Huuno”. I thought it was an innocuous word until a few years ago. I was visiting friends in Germany, when I visited a Somali politician who was seriously ill in hospital. He was accompanied by a “huuno” chanting concubine who referred to everyone including the doctors and nurses to as “Huuno”. It was Huuno this, Huuno that. On his deathbed when I and a friend visited him, she asked in a loud voice; Huuno laba mijimood noogu dir inamada! He was too weak to reply but my repugnance towards the word was shaped.

My Dear Jaale,

Your repugnance towards the word "Huuno" is not really the word itself nor the concubine woman of your beloved dying or dead uncle. I think you are very old school and love anything authentic- Somali. U cherish it, bath in it, and, wipe your futo with it. Your enthusiasm for anything Somali--the language, and, culture particularly; is impressive. It is almost equal to my obsession with Regency England. I think u abhor the word purely on Somali-grammatical or Syntax standpoint. With your many alias names here in somalinet--- ALL unique and eclectic in its veracity, ALL, stemming from a sick appreciation for anything old school Somali and everything that is a mali vocabulary worthy. Of course, the concubine in question here, disgusted you purely because she is reer xaar xamar, and the polar opposite of authentic, gabaal aficionado of "Somali-ness". Both of us are creatures of brilliance, albeit with all due respect darling--- but with difference taste. Both of us are separate in class, civilization and sophistication level. While I am obsessed with the inventors of Polite Civilization, namely the incomparable OLD English people, and then, the Regency having perfected the art. You are obsessed with the Somalis, first, and Somalia second.(I heartily await the book you are going to write about Somalia, hopefully you will use the name "SANBA") You can see we are both even not in the same level. Two very distinct creatures yet blessed in somehow a creativity that is sexy and undeniable. You are freaky with your many love for weird, authentic -Somali nick names, and I am all-obsessive compulsive of anything upper English-echelon class of The Duchesses, and, the grand Countesses. Unsophisticated city names like Dhuso-mareebe turns u on. While for me-a name like Lord Morton, Earl Carlisle, or better the Duke of Devonshire -is grounds to send me to septic shock of blissful, adulterated joy of orgasms.

Her Royal Grace,

What can I say? I am a simpleton who cannot match your brilliance in every sense of the word. True, I have profound admiration for “old” Somali traditions, as you dully noted at a time when we are witnessing unprecedented repulsion against it. However, your awe for “anything English” is mindboggling since you are – at least domiciled- in the US which historically was home to the adversaries of anything “Royal”.


Try old school Somali and I promise thee multiple orgasms. Well, you risk Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder ( PGAD) but getting that is bliss in the context of being a somali.

Sincerely yours,
JaalleMarx

JaalleMarx wrote:Her Royal Grace,

What can I say? I am a simpleton who cannot match your brilliance in every sense of the word. True, I have profound admiration for “old” Somali traditions, as you dully noted at a time when we are witnessing unprecedented repulsion against it. However, your awe for “anything English” is mindboggling since you are – at least domiciled- in the US which historically was home to the adversaries of anything “Royal”.


Try old school Somali and I promise thee multiple orgasms. Well, you risk Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder ( PGAD) but getting that is bliss in the context of being a somali.

Sincerely yours,
JaalleMarx

Dear Jaaale@loool

"Domiciled" in the US?? Really? No, dear. IT is true the Land of the Free and the brave are anti Royalty-- but that don't mean they are anti Anglophiles. America is obsessed with the English. We just want our political freedom as a people, free from paying taxes to her majesty. But we do appreciate the hierarchy of rank amongst the Protestants English. It makes such good drama. Personally, I think their system of rant and aristocracy was amazing. I wish Somalis had adopted it. Can you imagine a Lord and Lady Abgaal? An Earl Ogadeni? Countess Mursade or Elaaii?

Dear duchess of the Regency

I have odium for a class-based society. Man is born equal and hereditary titles are a mockery of human intelligence.

My motto is “Liberté, égalité, fraternité”

calaykkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

LJ, waa hees wanaagsan

I am feeling like this, this weekend




Naagta aduunka ugu qurux badan baan arkay saaxib; at least according to my taste. Waxaad moodaa in gacan lagu sameeyey; kub weyn, dhex yar, horaad siman, gadaal sidii buurtii daalo; qoor dheer, naaso sidii gamuunka u taagan, ilko toosan oo fanax leh.

Laakin waxaay ahayd love Waayo markaan la sheekeystay ayaay la soo booday Condom ma haaysaa?

Qolkii ayaan ka saarey; waxaan ogaadey inaan ahay nin MORAL leh

Pretty woman; I was Richard Gere iyadana Julia Roberts.

Whoa that's reminiscing about the good old days!!
Adigase si ba'an ayaa laguu hayaa walee.
I have idea since TEWIST is missing in action, lejusticier is married and you have no contending with challenges, pick up one of the below qalanjo and I will pay KHARASHA AROOSKA:
1-JAZMIN Quruxleeyvery cleaver girl but bit mooryaan
2-TUUSHI Quruxley fish&chips withMJ suuro
3-SUMMERREIN Nurse and physician skill...ala maxaad message laguu samayn doonaa
4-Lilaahi quruxleey but typical reer waqooyi gamboyar
5-Maanddeq quruxleey but sujuu

LeJusticier wrote:Whoa that's reminiscing about the good old days!!
Adigase si ba'an ayaa laguu hayaa walee.
I have idea since TEWIST is missing in action, lejusticier is married and you have no contending with challenges, pick up one of the below qalanjo and I will pay KHARASHA AROOSKA:
1-JAZMIN Quruxleeyvery cleaver girl but bit mooryaan
2-TUUSHI Quruxley fish&chips withMJ suuro
3-SUMMERREIN Nurse and physician skill...ala maxaad message laguu samayn doonaa
4-Lilaahi quruxleey but typical reer waqooyi gamboyar
5-Maanddeq quruxleey but sujuu

LOL. oo Ma waxaad haaysaa farahooda?

Saaxib; magacyadaa badankooda isma geeyno; Qaar adeer baan u ahay, qaarna abti, .Besides, waa iga yar yihiin; naag aan isku da' nahay ama iga weyn waan waayey saaxib; iyadoo ilkihii aay ka dhamaadeen ayaay ku leeyihiin aboowe/huuno.

Ma aqaani, haddii aan eedooyinkooda/habar yarahooda aay igu xirayaan.



Twist, meesha waa laga tabay.

I am the old school shaaxari saaxib; I just do the talk; not the walk.

Saaxib, waxaan ogaadey inaan ahay nin fiican oo sharaf leh; bal ka waran haddii adigoo haraad ku haayo lagu yiri cab biyahaan; oo aad diidid?

Isnt Twist and Thuganomics the same person? I see Thug around.



Anywayzzzz..........



Jaaale,

SO. u like the French Revolution motto huh? Well, good for u darling. I like Class and Superiority hierarchy. It is important to have class distinctions. Even religions tell us that. Both Quran and the Bible speak of it, if not through the endorsement of slavery, it is through the need for leaders and superiority and inferior. (Men being the superior lol)