Mataac cideed

[kambuli]

Sir,

Walaahay I swear to God the following story took place in our home in Mogadisho.

A girl who was related to us told my grandmother who is Habaryoonis, that she is getting married.

My grandmother asked the girl "What is the tribe of the guy?"

The girl answered" Cayr"

My grandmother" Oo eeddo mid aan caydh ahayn ma weydey?.

[biiqaaye]

loool@Sir......"Aryaaa xaamud naga wadi maha"

Kambuli

hoosta maa liisugu dhigaayaa bocorta.

[kambuli]

Biiqaaye, walaalkay.

Ma iminka uumbaad soo toostey? Cidina cid hoos wax uguma dhigin and in fact that was not my intention. The Cayr story reminded me the one that happened in our own home.

In case you did not get it. The idea is my Grandmother's ignorance about the existance of a qabiil called Cayr.

Please don't ruin the joke We are just joking!

[biiqaaye]

lool@Kambuli

daacad nimada aa kugu jeclahay. I was just teasin' ya sis.

[Sir-Luggoyo]

This is another classic that took place in Tanzania, in a city called Arusha.

Will Maruusade ah iyo waxaa is jeclaaday gabar Habar Awal ah, gabadhii waxay wiilkii ku tidhi orodoo reerahayagii iga doono. Wiilkii wuxuu dhex galay wixii odayaal Hawiye ahaa, maadaama qoladiisu meesha aad ugu yarayd, arrintii ayuu u sheegtay waxaana la isku raacay in gabadha laga doono reeraha Isxaaq oo dhan maadaama dadku aad u yaryahay marka ay laf laf noqoto.

Calaa kulli xaal waxaa isa soo hor fadhiistay dhashii Sheikh Isxaaq iyo Dhashii Sheikh Hawiye, arintii ayaa la galay oo odayaashii Hawiye ayaa soo jeediyay inay ka doonayaan gabadh.

Oday Isxaaq ah aya yidhi "Horta inanku waa qolama?"
Oday Hawiye ah ayaa yidhi "Iyaarku Maruusade waaye"
Odaygii Isxaaq "Yaah, Maroorsade aa?"
Odaygii Hawiye "Xaa la maroorsahaa, ar mayee waa Maruusade"

Odayaashii Isxaaq ayaa afka isu dhoweeyay oo waxaa la is weydiiyay cid garanaysa Maroorsade qolada ay galaan. markii la isku daalay, ayaa oday Jaamac la yidhaa odayaashii ku yidhi "Gow, waar imikaan gartay qoladan la yidhaa Maroorsadaha"

Odayaashii kale ayaa mar kaliya wada yidhi "Dee noo sheeg diimahaaga seege"
Markaasuu yidhi "Waar Maroorsade dee Abgaal cawaandiyoobay"

[1nemansquad]

hahahahaha, qaldaan folk waa classic wale iyo bile

[biiqaaye]

@Sir

[muslim-man]

[Ina Baxar]

Good one sir

[qudhac-m]

Naag Ogaadeen ah baa barigii la soo qaxay England timi, marka baa subaxdii Taxi lagu qaaday oo home officeka la geeyay oo la soo dhiibay
Ninkii taxiga waday waa tagay oo yidhi hadhaw trainka soo raaca,
Markii loo soo dhameeeyay baa trainka la soo saaray markay ayay undergroundka {subway] ku aragtay nin cad oo English ah oo music tumaya oo dawarsanaya.
Markaa bay wiilkii waday ku tidhi
Habartii>>> aga waar qoordheere waa maxay ninka dawarsanayaa
Qoordheere>>> dee ninku waa caydh
habartii>>> oo eega waxaad leedahay doofaarku waa caydh
Qoordheere>>> hahhahha haaa Nijaasku waa caydh
HABARTII>>> OO AWAWGII ALA GUBKU MUU ISA SOO DHIIBO

[Mataan_Ciideed]

[quote="qudhac-m"]Mid Dhulbahante oo burco daganaa baa inaadeerkii oo laascaanood ka yimi booqasho ugu yimi, subaxdii baa labadii nin suuqa isu raaceen markay suuqii tageen baa waxay arkeen kirishboy is laynaysa oo la kala hayo oo isu leh hadaanan ku qaban nabigaaga wase, markaasuu kii laascaanood ka yimi ku yidhi inaadeerkii waar waa maxay dadkan nabiga caayayaa markaasuu kii burco daganaa ku yidhi YAAA WAAR WAXBA MA OGIDE AAMU NIMANKANI NABIGAAD SHEEGAYSAAYE XATAA USTAADKA AYAY CAAYAAAN[/quote]



Sultaan, runta iska sheeg, maadaa alifay that brilliant joke?!.

Okay, this following story is a tru story!.

Sheekh Barkad ( Dhulbahante ) ah oo ka khudbadayn jiray masjid ka mid ah masaajidada Burco baa maalin dadkii u sheegay: "inaanun Ilaahay aqbalaynin salaat jamac ah oo aanun nin Dhulbahante ku jirin!."


So, next time, make sure you have a Dhulbahante man praying the Taraawiix with you!.

[Basra-]

[Mataan_Ciideed]

Globe

You know, I'm starting to believe your Somalinimo!. But I still think you're a gaal!.

[Skippa]

horta reerkan ad hadal haysaan ma caydh baa la yidhah mise cayr? because there's a difference...if the name of cayr, why would a habar yoonis or ogaden woman confuse it with caydh? amase soundka "dh" maba jirto koonfurta?

[qudhac-m]

skippa
Waa ceyr laakiin naagta ogaadeen aan ka shakaynayay qabiil kama hadlayn ee nin aan lacag haysan oo faqiir ah oo caydh{xoolo} lahayn bay ka hadlaysay.
Is dhiibista ayay qalad ka fahantay oo mis kastoo bilaa qado ah in la dhiibo ayay u haysatoo ninkuba waa MUWAADIN MEESHA SOOMA AY DHIGAN.