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Re: Mummy and Daddy relationship

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salool wrote:Osman sug yummy anaa shaqadeeda aqaan ee ;)


Yummy, haye old pple are too old to kiss miyaa, :myman:

This is ayeeyo salool in the future :mrgreen:

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I feel sick walahi!!! Things like this should be made illegal. :scusthov: warns us next time will ya! Cheers. :lol:
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salool wrote:Osman sug yummy anaa shaqadeeda aqaan ee ;)


Yummy, haye old pple are too old to kiss miyaa,

This is ayeeyo salool in the future :mrgreen:

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! :russ: :deadrose:


Yummy, that's what happens when you mess with the seniors! Take that, girl! :dj:
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I once asked my uncle "adeer why you eat buuri tobacco ? " he said " you will only know its benefits only when you start eating buuri tobacco" I asked tell me one of its best benefits . he said "tobacco eaters wives never leaves home even if divorced ! because we are able to keep phuking ilaa inta idaha iyo nayluhu isu daadanayaan" .

believe you me guys, many somali nomadic men especially tobacco buuri users beleive that sheep vocal bacaacing In the morning means the oday and islaan have had good sex last night. the excited nomad faarax would look at his xaliimo and say naa dee waa kuwaa idihiina mashxaradee hadaba toos oo laxooxda dub. :lol:
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theyuusuf143 wrote:I once asked my uncle "adeer why you eat buuri tobacco ? " he said " you will only know its benefits only when you start eating buuri tobacco" I asked tell me one of its best benefits . he said "tobacco eaters wives never leaves home even if divorced ! because we are able to keep phuking ilaa inta idaha iyo nayluhu isu daadanayaan" .

believe you me guys, many somali nomadic men especially tobacco buuri users beleive that sheep vocal bacaacing In the morning means the oday and islaan have had good sex last night. the exited nomad faarax would look at his xaliimo and say naa dee waa kuwaa idihiina mashxaradee hadaba toos oo laxooxda dub. :lol:
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theyuusuf143 wrote:I once asked my uncle "adeer why you eat buuri tobacco ? " he said " you will only know its benefits only when you start eating buuri tobacco" I asked tell me one of its best benefits . he said "tobacco eaters wives never leaves home even if divorced ! because we are able to keep phuking ilaa inta idaha iyo nayluhu isu daadanayaan" .

believe you me guys, many somali nomadic men especially tobacco buuri users beleive that sheep vocal bacaacing In the morning means the oday and islaan have had good sex last night. the excited nomad faarax would look at his xaliimo and say naa dee waa kuwaa idihiina mashxaradee hadaba toos oo laxooxda dub. :lol:
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zumaale wrote:Public displays of affection are frowned upon among the older generation. Everything is hush hush behind closed doors. Somali women with dhaqan would not look a man in the eye when having sex. Our Qurbakor females look you dead in the eye and have the indho adeeg to say 'harder'.
:lol: :lol: how can you do someone with no eye contact and not to mention the complete silence?
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Soomaalia waxa lagu wada concieve gareeyey faster than usain bolt. 100m.war dadkani waa imtixaan.
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Foxy22

That was a tongue in cheek post :lol: .

No joy in making the beast with two backs if there is no Qeelo and Lagdin until the woman's eyes roll back.

God bless Fish and Chips Xalimos that ain't shy about wailing liking a beast. :up:
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:lol: :lol:
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zumaale wrote:Foxy22

That was a tongue in cheek post :lol: .

No joy in making the beast with two backs if there is no Qeelo and Lagdin until the woman's eyes roll back.

God bless Fish and Chips Xalimos that ain't shy about wailing liking a beast. :up:


Okay, fella. What have you done to the real zumaale? Far too kinky for the for the "Voice of reason" maxa dacay tolow... :lupe:
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Amira143 wrote:
zumaale wrote:Foxy22

That was a tongue in cheek post :lol: .

No joy in making the beast with two backs if there is no Qeelo and Lagdin until the woman's eyes roll back.

God bless Fish and Chips Xalimos that ain't shy about wailing liking a beast. :up:


Okay, fella. What have you done to the real zumaale? Far too kinky for the for the "Voice of reason" maxa dacay tolow... :lupe:
Abaayo macaan, I belatedly realised Somalinet is not a place to have relatively serious discussions so I am just engaging in some dark humour. Prolly will not last long at this rate. :up:

p.s Sorry if I inadvertently cause offence with my posts.
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theyuusuf143 wrote:I once asked my uncle "adeer why you eat buuri tobacco ? " he said " you will only know its benefits only when you start eating buuri tobacco" I asked tell me one of its best benefits . he said "tobacco eaters wives never leaves home even if divorced ! because we are able to keep phuking ilaa inta idaha iyo nayluhu isu daadanayaan" .

believe you me guys, many somali nomadic men especially tobacco buuri users beleive that sheep vocal bacaacing In the morning means the oday and islaan have had good sex last night. the excited nomad faarax would look at his xaliimo and say naa dee waa kuwaa idihiina mashxaradee hadaba toos oo laxooxda dub. :lol:




This Yussuf143 :dead:
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Re: Mummy and Daddy relationship

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zumaale wrote:
Amira143 wrote:
zumaale wrote:Foxy22

That was a tongue in cheek post :lol: .

No joy in making the beast with two backs if there is no Qeelo and Lagdin until the woman's eyes roll back.

God bless Fish and Chips Xalimos that ain't shy about wailing liking a beast. :up:


Okay, fella. What have you done to the real zumaale? Far too kinky for the for the "Voice of reason" maxa dacay tolow... :lupe:
Abaayo macaan, I belatedly realised Somalinet is not a place to have relatively serious discussions so I am just engaging in some dark humour. Prolly will not last long at this rate. :up:

p.s Sorry if I inadvertently cause offence with my posts.
Ohh my I think I got you into trouble ... my bad.
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Re: Mummy and Daddy relationship

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hyperactive wrote:i dont know, what kind of somalis you talking about, maybe back home. ive seen kissing and huging and sitting one another's lap.

i rather if they do that shit behind closed doors.
hyperactive wrote:ayada iyo step mother wey ko tartaman, teeba more isku dadajis :lol: :lol:

haweenku wa imti7aan wallah. hoos tan ka qosla.
:wtf:

Man i'm glad i aint you. Thats seriously disturbing lol.
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Re: Mummy and Daddy relationship

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Foxy, :? Erm.. there is no trouble.



@Zumaale, No offence taken. I was a little amazed/amused by this sudden change. This place has That effect on people. :lol: Don't go getting yourself banned though. :(
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