How to deal with a gold digging xalimo

[Kaafiye]

Salool & Cool-man,

Su'aashaan dhowr jeer baa halkaan ku soo bandhigay, wax ka jawaabo maan helin. Since you two are big on "traditional values", I'm hoping you will answer.

Yaa foolxun labadaan tusaale:

- Menace & Julkmi liberating each other, consensually, in the back of Menace's medical-supply while on their lunch break. Why? Because Biology. Because Instinct. Because DNA. Because Nabi Yusuf who came this close to liberating his boss's wife. and Because Nabi Adam who ate the forbidden fruit. Oh, and BECAUSE IT"S PERFECTLY HUMAN.

OR

- the following scenario which was common for the past, oh-i-don't-know, 13/14 centuries in most parts of the Muslim world. It's after salaatul Jumca, you walk to the suuq. Maybe Euromarche. Maybe Carrefour. Maybe Tesco. Maybe Wegman's. Or you know, xagaa iyo Safeway. And then, uh, just after you buy milk and bread, you swing by the Human-Merchandise aisle, and you eye-shop untill some pyt catches your fancy; She was kidnapped from her home in Circcasia, or the Balkans, or Sub-Saharan Africa, but hey, who gives a fuq, they're not even Muslim, youknowhaimsayin bro, and plus, the Jumhoor of the Ulema and 94.5678% of the Pious Salaf have ruled it to be xalaal. So you shove your guilty conscience to the side, and take her by the hand to the check-out aisle, pay for her(along with the bread and the milk), and then you take her home where you proceed to lay the pipe somethin fierce. And after you're done, and she's cowering crying in the corner, you get up for.....yup, you guessed it qiyaam-ul-layl.


I guess what I'm trying to say is, we have wayyyyyyy bigger issues as Somalis and as Muslims than to worry about young people tasting that oh-so-sweet forbidden fruit. And I find it hypocritical beyond any measure for literalist-purists, who would buy slaves for sex in the past and would do so today if Evil Whitey didn't eradicate it from the Earth, to lecture us about zina. Don't worry about zina. Or who sticks what qalab in what orfice. Worry about Racism/Misogyny/Poverty/illiteracy epidemics plaguing every single muslim country.

I'm absolutely convinced that this Leftist creature is not a Muslim. How dare you insult Nabi Yusuf?

[COOL-MAN]

I have officially washed my hands off this forum. Cafis iyo musaamax good folks

[SahanGalbeed]

Ha ka cadhoonina , ka aamusa . Dabeecad naageed weeye { Ilaah dumarka ha noo daaye } attention seeker -yada qaar laga gaaabsado baa jira

[gegiroor]

Salool & Cool-man,

Su'aashaan dhowr jeer baa halkaan ku soo bandhigay, wax ka jawaabo maan helin. Since you two are big on "traditional values", I'm hoping you will answer.

Yaa foolxun labadaan tusaale:

- Menace & Julkmi liberating each other, consensually, in the back of Menace's medical-supply while on their lunch break. Why? Because Biology. Because Instinct. Because DNA. Because Nabi Yusuf who came this close to liberating his boss's wife. and Because Nabi Adam who ate the forbidden fruit. Oh, and BECAUSE IT"S PERFECTLY HUMAN.

OR

- the following scenario which was common for the past, oh-i-don't-know, 13/14 centuries in most parts of the Muslim world. It's after salaatul Jumca, you walk to the suuq. Maybe Euromarche. Maybe Carrefour. Maybe Tesco. Maybe Wegman's. Or you know, xagaa iyo Safeway. And then, uh, just after you buy milk and bread, you swing by the Human-Merchandise aisle, and you eye-shop untill some pyt catches your fancy; She was kidnapped from her home in Circcasia, or the Balkans, or Sub-Saharan Africa, but hey, who gives a fuq, they're not even Muslim, youknowhaimsayin bro, and plus, the Jumhoor of the Ulema and 94.5678% of the Pious Salaf have ruled it to be xalaal. So you shove your guilty conscience to the side, and take her by the hand to the check-out aisle, pay for her(along with the bread and the milk), and then you take her home where you proceed to lay the pipe somethin fierce. And after you're done, and she's cowering crying in the corner, you get up for.....yup, you guessed it qiyaam-ul-layl.


I guess what I'm trying to say is, we have wayyyyyyy bigger issues as Somalis and as Muslims than to worry about young people tasting that oh-so-sweet forbidden fruit. And I find it hypocritical beyond any measure for literalist-purists, who would buy slaves for sex in the past and would do so today if Evil Whitey didn't eradicate it from the Earth, to lecture us about zina. Don't worry about zina. Or who sticks what qalab in what orfice. Worry about Racism/Misogyny/Poverty/illiteracy epidemics plaguing every single muslim country.

I'm absolutely convinced that this Leftist creature is not a Muslim. How dare you insult Nabi Yusuf?

I second you. Since the MODs are not banning him, we should ignore him. This forum needs for people who are badmouthing our faith!

[Bella18]

Leftist, war maxaa ka khaldan?