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Basra- wrote:No Farting for me. A deal breaker. I am very superficial. I like to maintain a façade. Nothing like a loud Fart, or a silence one that is known, stinks or doesn't stink-that remind me we u r human. I don't want to be reminded we r human.--the moment I discover u have Farted in my presence, I am done. I wont view u the same. The hate inside me will fester and divorce is imminent.

Thank you Basra for giving us your dose of never ending laughter.

p.s. You did not mention your endless farts.

BlackVelvet wrote:
Before any kids there needs to be a probation period. Review after 3 months, no sharing the same bedroom just seeing how you like living with each other and if you really want to do it for the rest of your life

I WILL DO RAMSEY BOLTON ON HER. SHE IS MY PROPERTY OR LIKE SOMALIS SAY MY FARM

asking for more than her allowance. Leaving me to babysit while she got out. Having her mother spend more than 48 hours at the house. First marriages are some for failure. That is why they are called starter marriages. It becomes easier with experience

Basra- wrote:No Farting for me. A deal breaker. I am very superficial. I like to maintain a façade. Nothing like a loud Fart, or a silence one that is known, stinks or doesn't stink-that remind me we u r human. I don't want to be reminded we r human.--the moment I discover u have Farted in my presence, I am done. I wont view u the same. The hate inside me will fester and divorce is imminent.

WHAT IF YOU LET IT RIP A LOUD FART DURING INTERCOURSE. WOULD YOU COMMIT SUICIDE

You say no to probation now, you end up with 5 children wondering why you didn't just leave him/her when you saw what a nagging and annoying thorn they were


Now you're stuck, you didn't take the chance when you had it. All went downhill when you guys got pregnant after the first month and you noticed the toilet seat, the stifling malacayani conversation you thought would end post aroos. But no you didn't listen to ayeeyo BV and now you are 4 years and 4 kids (2 sets of twins) into a marriage that has drained the soul out of you


Had you listened you would have seen the thorn for what it was


As for rushing into divorce. There is no rush, the point here is to minimise casualties. When you can already see the union is doomed i.e. he tries to rape you or she refuses to talk to you for a week when you leave the toilet seat up, it was never going to work anyway. Why try and force a thing that would never work?


Probation! Your employer will force you to prove you are worthy of benefits. Let him/her prove that they are worthy of you and half your DNA


Not everyone has the strength of character to raise children as a single parent. God will not place a burden on you greater than you can bear marka if the slightest part of your conscience thinks this makes sense, go for it! Do not be pressured into becoming a single parent with 4 children. Sometimes you fight and sometimes you should walk away/run

Lol ciyaal iyo furnin waa adigaan ku orday, horta ninka gacanta maa lagu haaya ka horaysa

Haa ina dedejinin walaaleey

You have a point lakin these are things you should consider and think about before you become blinded by the rose tinted glasses of jaceyl. The current clear minded you is the only thing standing between you and ciyaal iyo furnin. Plan well macanto


I feel like the grim reaper right now Happy romantic escapades

BV waad waalantahay

For your sake and his, I hope you disclose these terms of engagement (no pun intended) beforehand...before the poor brother wonders where all your stuff went 15 mins after he finishes relieving himself or finally understands why you guys are really renting a 2 bedroom apartment

BlackVelvet wrote:You say no to probation now, you end up with 5 children wondering why you didn't just leave him/her when you saw what a nagging and annoying thorn they were

Contraception waligaa ma maqashay?

yungnfresh wrote:BV waad waalantahay

For your sake and his, I hope you disclose these terms of engagement (no pun intended) beforehand...before the poor brother wonders where all your stuff went 15 mins after he finishes relieving himself or finally understands why you guys are really renting a 2 bedroom apartment

Of course, ninka waa in uu ahaada someone with foresight so he must know, support and honour this agreement


No need for trickery, I don't want dishonest delinquents as children marka the man who agrees and decides he changed his mind is automatic divorce!

Ismail87 wrote:

BlackVelvet wrote:You say no to probation now, you end up with 5 children wondering why you didn't just leave him/her when you saw what a nagging and annoying thorn they were

Contraception waligaa ma maqashay?

That's xaaram though

Birth control is haram? What if ur not ready to have children..what if u can't afford having too many babies Wah ma qasab ba in ilmo la dhalo

BlackVelvet wrote: That's xaaram though

Are you trolling?

Okay I was trolling on that part but not the rest



Ismail why should a woman be with a man when she is not sure if he really is who he portrayed himself to be during courtship? If the case really is "been ku so xero geli, runta ku dhaq". Surely it would be remiss not to take this measure

Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE wrote:Birth control is haram? What if ur not ready to have children..what if u can't afford having too many babies Wah ma qasab ba in ilmo la dhalo

I'll like to know what BV's answer to that is aswell. Maybe a lifelong strike? Qol kale isku soo xidho lol.

Lol@probation period. I'm positiv there isn't a single man outhere who'll go along with that one But great idea though. Good way to test his patience and endurance I guess lol.

Maandeeq


Most girls are saying no way he can wait that long. Iida what's supposed to happen during a potentially difficult pregnancy and after childbirth


If his self-control is the issue then ladies, dhib probation ka sii weyn aa soo socdo. You have most probably married Mr. But-you-were-pregnant so I got married or maybe found a hooker


A man like that you shouldn't trust with your health, your money or your future