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Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 3:19 pm
by YummyMummy
Susu000 wrote:CaliQase wrote:zumaale wrote:Acudhu Billahi! Mind games during marriage. Wuxu ma Guur ba mise Cold War?
Illahiyo mid dacaad na si.
Amen to that.
Listen, who is more honest to you than someone who wants you to be your best self?
I start my mornings by making breakfast and making sure coffee is ready by the time he's out the shower.
I then help him get him self together, bag, clothes ( I even make sure he's never out of shoe polish)
I put his lunchbox in his bag otherwise he will forget it in the fridge.
When I come home from work. I cook and clean and have a friendly chat with him when he comes home.
I tell him he's the best man ever and his enemies are all idiots ( even the times when he is wrong)
He always look neat, clean and organized ( I'm the reason)
One time he threw a bowl of popcorn at me and he escaped to his sisters whose because he was scared to come home. ( yes, your man should always fear you a little bit )
I think I'm providing him with the best life he could ever ask for.
Fariid farxalattay. You're amazing. I'm in awe
Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 3:21 pm
by CaliQase
Susu000 wrote:CaliQase wrote:zumaale wrote:Acudhu Billahi! Mind games during marriage. Wuxu ma Guur ba mise Cold War?
Illahiyo mid dacaad na si.
Amen to that.
Listen, who is more honest to you than someone who wants you to be your best self?
I start my mornings by making breakfast and making sure coffee is ready by the time he's out the shower.
I then help him get him self together, bag, clothes ( I even make sure he's never out of shoe polish)
I put his lunchbox in his bag otherwise he will forget it in the fridge.
When I come home from work. I cook and clean and have a friendly chat with him when he comes home.
I tell him he's the best man ever and his enemies are all idiots ( even the times when he is wrong)
He always look neat, clean and organized ( I'm the reason)
One time he threw a bowl of popcorn at me and he escaped to his sisters whose because he was scared to come home. ( yes, your man should always fear you a little bit )
I think I'm providing him with the best life he could ever ask for.
Dumaashi is deji!
If you do all that qof la heli karaba ma tihide!
Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 3:25 pm
by MujahidAishah
He threw a bowl of popcorn at me
He wouldn't even have time to get to his sisters house.
Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 3:29 pm
by Susu000
Caliqase,
I might seem like a sheeydaan when I expose my maneuvers laakin thruth be told, ninkaan waan korsanooya.
And I will not be jisaar, he does so much more for me and the boys so it's really my pleasure to do all this.
Yummy,
Thanks abaayo. Laakin, sometimes i get tired too, that's why i start a fight and take the kids and guriga hooyo ayaan u qaxaa, nasasho waaye
Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 3:30 pm
by CaliQase
Halkaa kaga hay Susu
Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 3:34 pm
by KyrieJama
Sumu #2
Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 3:41 pm
by Susu000
CaliQase wrote:Halkaa kaga hay Susu
Ma fahmin
Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 3:42 pm
by Susu000
garad13 wrote:Sumu #2
Warya, Sumu is a walking bankruptcy
Ha I inkaarin qumay yahow
Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 3:42 pm
by CaliQase
Susu000 wrote:CaliQase wrote:Halkaa kaga hay Susu
Ma fahmin
Keep doing it as you are doing it.
Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 3:43 pm
by Susu000
MujahidAishah wrote:He threw a bowl of popcorn at me
He wouldn't even have time to get to his sisters house.
Well he didn't throw the actual bowl..
I was breastfeeding so i was helpless and he was eating popcorn then we had a fight so he emptied the popcorn on me and the baby. Then he fled. He was a refugee until i decided to forgive him
Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 3:50 pm
by YummyMummy
^ Walaal that's awful. Yes, it's harmless, but he shouldn't have done that while you were breastfeeding his child
I know it's been said before to others, but curb your self-exposure walaal, lest it comes back to haunt you.
Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 3:53 pm
by Susu000
YummyMummy wrote:^ Walaal that's awful. Yes, it's harmless, but he shouldn't have done that while you were breastfeeding his child
I know it's been said before to others, but curb your self-exposure walaal, lest it comes back to haunt you.
I know, you are right walaahi. Thanks abaayo
Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 3:59 pm
by zumaale
Susu
Sorry for my comment walal, it was tongue in cheek.
Caafis!
Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 4:06 pm
by Susu000
zumaale wrote:Susu
Sorry for my comment walal, it was tongue in cheek.
Caafis!
No problem Walaal.
Going back in the thread I've realized I come across bad. My fault too
Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 4:06 pm
by COOL-MAN
Susu000 wrote:garad13 wrote:Sumu #2
Warya, Sumu is a walking bankruptcy
Ha I inkaarin qumay yahow
I am disappointed in you susu
I thought you were a die hard sumu fan
