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[quote]Of course you know me, I am not denying that. You know me cause you were striving to be like me, you were studying me in my sleep and awakenings, you were copying my lifestyle which was your dream goal, xumeesh waaxid. [/quote]

This is a funny quote. Dude, most Somalis didnt even know you existed not so long ago.

Mureedi (the funniest and smartest guy on somalinet).

Bro, there is no doubt that dadka cadcad waa la xumeeyey. They deserve the sympathy of every somali muslim. But, there are some of them who have never thought themselves as somalis. They identify with Yemen and other middle eastern countries. That is not ground for discrimination. But it is an agitating factor.

How could you demand a country when you don't identify with its people? You are either somali or not, there is no in between. If you see yourselves as somalis (as the majority do), you have a right to claim the establishment of an enclave! But if you don't want anything with somalis except when seeking asylum, then you don't belong to somalia.

Ma fahantey igaarkey?

Walaahi Lamo Goodle waa shamuumeen, haye, war anaa nii haayo.

Caydiid

You are funny. You know people can have an origin that differs from the country they live, I was born in Somalia and I am as Somali as you are, period.


Xplosive and the other Mukulaal Madow, I can't address you individually but I will base my respond on what this Character said, basically that is what you were all saying but in different tones.


Let me take you for a tour of Mogadishu, please fasten your seat belts, it's a bumby ride and I know you guys are not familiar with airplanes except the one that took you from the refugee camp to wherever you currently are.

We all know that Mogadishu was the heart of Somalia, everything started in Mogadishu, WE started what is now called Mog. Do you guys know why we call you Lamo Goodle? Because when you first came to Mog you were wearing two sheets, we taught you how to put on pants and shirts, we taught you how to build a stone house instead of the one mudul you used as bedroom, kitchen, livingroom and bathroom. People say history repeats itself but I say history is just an extension of the past, from the day we dressed you, you thought we were Godsent and your saviors. Since we owned almost every tailor shop in Mog, we set the fashion trend for you, what you wear is what I tell you, what dirac your wife or sister wears, is what I tell her, what gold necklace, earing or bracelet I fabricate is what your women wears. You even started hating your own type of music and started listening to ours, when ther is a Reer Xamar riwayad, (despite the women who are shaking their booties were yours but not our women) the lines from the national theater would go all the way to Cinema Nasar, we dominated the night clubs with the voices of Jerry and Habib Sharabi and Shareero band.

I taught you how to cook different dishes instead of Caano rati and camel meat, I gave you your first taste of Gellato (ice cream) and macmacaan, basically I was dictating how you live your life


The guy who said our women were married to Bantu, I thought you shouldn't go there since my next door neighbor is a Somali Bantu who is married to an Isaakh women. What about your women in da diaspora being nocked left and right by Tyrone? OOOOuch! I know that hurts the proud Somali, but you started. Our women were not even allowed to marry you Mukulaal Madow how can they marry a bantu, heck you were not even allowed to come into our homes.

Mureedi , lamagood ma wati (Ha ii gefin)

I have never doubted that you are a somali. But I am kind of angry at somalis (mainly cadcad, sijuis and others) become somalis for convinience (like when applying for resettlements/asylum).

This reer cad cad nation of yours is not a bad idea but you need to specify where it would be located; who would be able to claim it and more importantly why.

Lion-Muridi wrote;

"Our women were not even allowed to marry you Mukulaal Madow how can they marry a bantu, heck you were not even allowed to come into our homes."

Caydid replied

"I have never doubted that you are a somali. But I am kind of angry at somalis (mainly cadcad, sijuis and others) become somalis for convinience (like when applying for resettlements/asylum)."

I'm confused.

Blablablah, who gives two shits about Barawaani history

I was just telling you the truth sxb, most of us didn't know you existed untill a few years ago. We all know the tribe that abused you, so it is ridiculous to think the rest of us give a damn about a few Cad Cad's here and there.

You can say/think/feel whatever you want but at the end of the day, you are still under Somali rule and you will forever remain under "lama goodle" feet

Ps. Walaahi I heard you people are half jareer or something, is that true?

Muriidi, war shib iska dheh reer-Xamar yahoow, faanka is a Majeerteen treat not Gibil Cads, are you confused or just having a field day? I have this nagging feeling you have another nick not Lion-heart but somebody else around here

You are right though what would the lama goodleys do without their faithful cooks and harqanleys, at least you know your position

Anyway waa ikana maxaas iga raadineesay, Shushumoow mise icun maa ii haysaa?

cubeed is reer xamar

NICCA you are busted , but plz jooji darood kaa ku qaraa baneysid all the time coz waa rag soomali unlike you ..

mukulaal madow RULEZ

isnt that why you post anti hawiye topics LMAAO

oooh! Cubeed is Mureedi --cuz they can't be more than two shaanshi with computers --after all they can't afford one.

First this idoit called Mureedi is really blind--his claims is so shocking and unheard off. how can you change something when u have never even controlled power or money in Somalia, when u have never even run shyt and u claiming we changed fashion--this and that.

Somalis has a long history of culture, religion and language--as far back as 500 AD, and we fought the british and the Italians for 20 years --and ever since we were ruling our own country --so where the heck will a minority ass shaanshi come and change anything. u need to stick entertaining us and working for us --and stop talking about politics cuz politics is not for you. and even if we give you Marka you can't run it so just sit down.
and please don't tell me we don't intermarry Bantu --y'all are more close to Bantu then Somalis --u speak the same dailect and have close cultures
the Shaanshi's are have Bantu or Swahili and have arabs --most of them have kinky hair.

[quote]check the miror and tell me who looks like a jareer[/quote]

Definately not me

Feature-wise as a Somali is as far away from jareer as Asians are. Cad cad people on the other hand have lots of jareer genes from years of intermixing with mushunguli people.

[quote]faanka is a Majeerteen treat not Gibil Cads[/quote]

AND subsurvience is a hawiye treat WTF is treat


Anywho. Who the hell can take this person seriously. Gibil Cads are the by product of portugese sailors gettin jiggy in brava and merka.

[quote="Mowhawk"]Lion-Muridi wrote;

"Our women were not even allowed to marry you Mukulaal Madow how can they marry a bantu, heck you were not even allowed to come into our homes."

Caydid replied

"I have never doubted that you are a somali. But I am kind of angry at somalis (mainly cadcad, sijuis and others) become somalis for convinience (like when applying for resettlements/asylum)."

I'm confused. [/quote]

Don't be confused Mowhawk. Caydid is gentelman and chose to ignore that racist remark and replied polically correctness reply.

The rebel thank you..you got the message.

Mowhak, why are you confused?

Lama Goodle



You used that word for the Hawiye folks , not Warsangeli.


Our civilization was derived from Asia and Beyond.


You can search and find what is Makhir Coast and what is Land of Punt and they are all lands of Warsangeli.

Demure


As you guessed, I am having a field day on the Lamo Goodle expenses.

Xplosive

If you don't know our existense, that means you are from Baadiyo. Because in your Baadiyo environment, you couldn't find a Reer Xamar person, that is why we are called Reer Xamar, so you are excused, I was addressing those who came to Xamar with Lamo Good and changed into pants and shirts while you changed your Lamo Good in the qurbo.

Cediid

Are you trying to be smart? well, fyi, I invented the smartness and passed it to you, you are proving to be a good student. Me and you understand more than others who are late arrivals, you were the first to come to Xamar and you were the first who witnessed our ingenuity.

For all the others sukk my Reer Xamar d!ck

Cubeed


Kuwaan anaa ku filan saxibow, I am having a good time