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Just incase I am offered a role in a movie one day, I'm low key practicing acting.

I fell down a flight of stairs without getting hurt today

FarhanYare wrote:Apparently i look like hindi<--- this coming from another Somali of all people. smh

A pic to validate your story would be great

Yes Farhan, post a picture and we'll judge fairly.

I dont like that i am getting softer as the years go.i am losing my street cred.

So I'm walking towards the train station, this stunning mixed raced girl caught my eye. When I finished eyeing her up, I realise she's walking with a white cane, damn beautiful yet blind. Maybe she's pretending, because everything is on point, hair, make-up and confident walk...Subuhallah I know.

A bunch of Somali men where having tea at ours and discussing football.. Kept saying shuwanistaage.. I then found out they meant that German football fooyballer schweinsteiger

Susu000 wrote:A bunch of Somali men where having tea at ours and discussing football.. Kept saying shuwanistaage.. I then found out they meant that German football fooyballer schweinsteiger

The most evil thing the white men did
Was to unslave the Bantu population.

Sangadhuuni you could build few train tracks on his nose, but we are in UK and our hands are tight.

The weekend is a day awaaaaaaay I survived.

I finally stopped by my hommies place, dude had bunch of portraits of an Asian family. Mom, dad, grandma, cousins etc. his full black and I got confused "ay bro who all these asian people??". He said his mom died as a kid and her best friend who was asian took him in. He had rice cooker, spices, and bunch of Cambodian cultural stuff.

Based on how he talks (straight Brooklyn accent) I assumed he was hood nygga. He talked alot about his family and dude never mentioned the fact that they were indhayar.

This morning i saw a Somali xalimo jogging down the street ,

Garaad_LQ wrote:This morning i saw a Somali xalimo jogging down the street ,

And...?

Garaad_LQ wrote:This morning i saw a Somali xalimo jogging down the street ,

ma baroor ba ka la ladey?

MissFiora wrote:

Garaad_LQ wrote:This morning i saw a Somali xalimo jogging down the street ,

And...?

It's a nonsense thread DUH!

Hyper
no , she was surprisingly physically fit it was maybe the second time I seen xaliimo jogging outside

Surprisingly fit stop perpetuating stereotypes waryaa lol