nonsense thread

[Garaad_LQ]

Surprisingly fit stop perpetuating stereotypes waryaa lol

Lol ok ,
the unmarried ones are usually ok but once la guursado oo ay caruur dhalaan it's a different story

[FarhanYare]

Baridi kabisa! Mimi sitaki hiya

[Advo]

I saw a fob girl with the biggest behind I have ever seen, it was one of those gigantic bums that some people go under the knife to achieve but it was real. She was slim too and dressed normally but u can't hide nature lol

[Bella18]

Baridi kabisa! Mimi sitaki hiya

[Bella18]

LOL@hi qalbi

[Amira143]

He sounds like a cat that's being strangled. Lol. Those girls are cringyyyy too.

[Advo]

This story takes place in rural Somalia somewhere in the 1960's.

The sun was setting, the clear blue sky was getting darker. The stars were not shinning yet but progressively getting brighter as the minutes went by. "Hooyo is going to kill me" shouted Amira as she was running late bringing back the herd (which consisted of sheeps and goats). Every one in the area knew the danger the night posed. She hoped and prayed she made it back to the xiro without losing a lifestock or two to the wild animals that roamed the night.

Amira was always punctual with time, but today she was distracted by Elmi, the local geeljire that all the girls adored. He was a shy young man about the age of 19. He neither liked or welcomed the attention as he preferred to perform his duties without interruption.

On this particular day, Amira who never confessed her feelings to anyone but herself happened to cross path with elmi at the same grazing area. The sheep and goats munched on the tall grass while the camels ate the leafs of the qurac tree.

One of the curious goats got underneath a several camels and got almost crushed.

"Naa heedhe, arigaaga meesha ka leexi yaa lugu tuman" elmi shouted at Amira, who was known for her short temper!

"War doqonyahow adiga geelkaaga ka leexi marka hore waayo anaga ayaa kasoo horeeyney"

She couldn't believe she was shouting at the young man of her dreams and for a few seconds panicked. This was the first time elmi had actually spoken to her, her response completely surprised him as he was rendered speechless. Suddenly he smiled at her direction and managed to let out a laughter.

Amira wondered for a second if she had ruined her chance, whatever the case, she was bound to stick with her words.

Elmi walked towards her direction as she looked to the side to avoid eye contact and further awkwardness.

"Carab aad u kulul baa leedahay, kuma maleeyn intaad is difaaceeysid, walaal magacaaga isheeg?" He replied.

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[Bella18]

Sheekada noo dhamaystir advo

[YummyMummy]

^ agreed, post more Advo please

[Amira143]

@Advo, MORE!!!

[FarhanYare]

Shared lunch is a good idea, but dreading cooking a big meal.

[Bella18]

[CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC]

^^

[YummyMummy]

I love the dancing storm trooper boy's done good

[FarhanYare]