SOMALINET GOVERNING BODY (MAJLIS)

[The-Screw]

sadaam, fock you man. you still have to do some time in snet prison for your involvement with you know who last year.

[Young Wadani *]

sadaam, fock you man. you still have to do some time in snet prison for your involvement with you know who last year.

mayn u lucky i won't start another revolution

[DR-YALAXOOW]

Assalamu Calaykum,

We have watched with bafflement as the shameless Laa-diin charlatans put in their best effort to name a Laa-diin government that has been resoundedly rejected.

The people have spoken and it is a Majlis they request. A supreme religious counsel that rules the people with their choice, i.e the laws given and ordained to us by Allah (SWT) if we are to be among those destined for the Rightful Path.

Because of this, a tentative Majlis has been put into place and which will be finalized when we all come to an agreement.

The Majlis is organized thus:


Caliph Screw I ~ Caliph of the Ummah and Enforcer of the Edicts (Laws)

Supreme Mufti Fisabililaah ~ Supreme Lawmaker and Head of the Shura Council

Shura Council:
-Sheikh *Nobleman*, Deputy Head of the Shura and Chief Adviser to Calipha Screw I
-Shiekh Salafi_Student, Shura Provost and Chief Propagator of Shura Ijmaca
-Shiekh Koronto, Chief Law Researcher and Shura Representative
-Sheikh Aiman, Head of Shura Law Office and Author of Dictation
-Shiekh Murax, Accountability Officer and Head of Shura Ethics
-Sheikh Hyperactive, Shura Council Community Liaison and Shabaab Ambassador

Mujaahidun Guard:
-Saifullah Adan*5, Commander of the Mujaahidun Forces and Military Adviser to the Supreme Mufti Fisabililah
-Saifullah Somaliweyn_Commando, Deputy Commander of Mujaahidin Objectives and Military Adviser to Caliph Screw I
-Saifullah Col-Xoogsade, Head of the Southern Command
-Saifullah Fah, Head of the Central Command
-Saifullah New_York, Head of the Western Command
-Saifullah Cali-Gaab, Head of Northern Command
-Saifullah Advocator, Chief Liaison to Community and Recruitment

Diplomatic Envoys:
-Danjire Sir_Lugooyo, Chief Diplomatic Head and International Messenger of the Shura Council
-Danjire Gedoboy, Secretary-General of Diplooacy and Representative to Ikhwaanul Muslimuun
-Danjire Executive, Deputy Head of Diplomacy and Foreign Affairs Adviser to Caliph Screw I
-Danjire Shirib, Chief Diplomat to the West and Foreign Affairs Adviser to the Mujaahidun Guard
-Danjire Zackabdul, Chief Diplomat to the Orient and India
-Danjire Great-Legend, Chief Diplomat to Africa
-Danjire Gatspy, Chief Diplomat to Russia and Others

Woman's Affairs:
-Marwa Naimma, Chief Law-enforcer of Woman's Affairs and Woman's Representative to the Shura
-Marwa Helwa, Deputy Head of Woman's Affairs and Special Woman's Affairs Adviser to Caliph Screw I

Court's Executioner:
-Saifullah Sadeboi, Caliph Screw I's Commissioner for Vice and Virtue

Persona Non-Grata:
-Abdiwahab
-MjPride
-Twisted_Logic
-Ican/Rebel
+Assorted Apostates, Innovators, and Criminals

aryaadha. WAXAAN xukuumad maaha waa wax la dhoo dhoobey. GAW IYO GASH MALEH. wax ka jiro ma leh.


xukuumad ku sheegaan aad soo DHOOB DHOOBTEEN, meehii la keeni lahaayaa la rabaa.

[camanje]

aree xaa sidi dameerka la qeelihee.

[Voltage]

God, this guy Yalaxoow reminds me of everything I have to despise Somalis for.

Must they follow us to the net too?