YA ALLAH, LAXOOX.

[Cumar-Labasuul]

Cali, that mafrish some of the faaraxs chew outside near the tamil shops
The most funniest mafrish famous in london is church road

Warsan, I live near there do you know that

[Jamac_Yare]

Cali, that mafrish some of the faaraxs chew outside near the tamil shops
The most funniest mafrish famous in london is church road

Warsan, I live near there do you know that

cardif boy the most famous mafrashes are in west london

[Cumar-Labasuul]

Cali, that mafrish some of the faaraxs chew outside near the tamil shops
The most funniest mafrish famous in london is church road

Warsan, I live near there do you know that

cardif boy the most famous mafrashes are in west london

what area?

[Cali_Gaab]

Lol Cumar, yeah it's by the Tamil shops. Some Habar jeclo guys owns it. The weirdest marfishes are further down the road towards the KFC, right above the Dahabshiil and internet cafes. To gain access you have to go around the back throuh some carpark and some fire escape ladders. The craziest one is in Stonebridge above the Loot shop. Again, to gain access you have to go around the back through some alley and there's mattresses, trolleys, sofas, tables and all kinds of junk in the alleyway you're driving through. Walahi you would have thought you were in Muqadishu.

[Jamac_Yare]

Cali, that mafrish some of the faaraxs chew outside near the tamil shops
The most funniest mafrish famous in london is church road

Warsan, I live near there do you know that

cardif boy the most famous mafrashes are in west london

what area?

West Ealing
southall
Hanwell (dulbahante mafrash f-king gaachoo they dont clean their shaah cups and reuse the plastic ones rather than buy new ones)
Sheperd Bush

Bristol was the funniest i been too near St paul father and son chewing next to each other

[Warsan_Star_Muslimah]

I'm not saying, all I'm saying is I get that xalwo.

Wemebly Central, after the station and Primark. There is this small- Somali type mall again - before the masjid. They sell dahab and have a tailors too, I saw spotted the mogadishu sign. The ones selling gold are Pakistanis that lived in Somalia, I thought they were Somali-Reer Xamar cause their Surname was spelled 'Reer Kassow' talk about mingling with the locals. The lady in the Shop did 'henna' too and showed us a book, me & my female relatives started dissing the hindi style henna. Carabka is a dangerous business.

Anywho, there is also this hindi-veggie shop before the market, we got some sambus and etc from there. Everything is Vegetarian.

Cumar,

They have nice houses there, before not so nice people, but now it is better.

some alley and there's mattresses, trolleys, sofas, tables and all kinds of junk in the alleyway you're driving through. Walahi you would have thought you were in Muqadishu.

Shiib naga dheh.

[Cumar-Labasuul]

Cali, the stonebridge one you mean monks park yeah that place is a dump I had to buy a couple of mijin for somebody in that same area some faaraxs were selling it out of their boot of their car.

Jamac, OK

I think generally people in east and south east are much more ilbax, at least their mafrishes are discreet you don't see faaraxs on high streets and shit

[OliveOil]

Cali - NO Koonfurian likes laxoox. Its not our thing. Advo agrees. Anyway furthermore I was raised among Bajuun, Mushunguli, and some Yemenis, I grew up on ugaali, fufu, soor, sabaayat, ceesh, and other Bantu & Arab dishes.

As for the marriage thing, my hand goes to sleep when I go to sleep, so I have that base covered.

wtf r u talking about??? We eat canjeero like at least 4 times a week for breakfast....I had some this morning

[Cali_Gaab]

Warsan, there are no somali type malls in Wembley, you must got it confused with some other area. I do know the Pakistani somalis you're talking about though, there are quite a few. You've got some Pakistani barbers from Mogadishu, nother 1 selling female items with some reer xamar dude and the ones in the gold shop.

Cumar, ok saaxib, lets pretend that you had to 'buy qaad for someone else'

[Cumar-Labasuul]

Cali

Btw, warsan the somali malls are a thing of the past in wembley, they used to be there in wembley square but they all moved to harlesden high street.

Warya cali, are there any mafrishes in harlesden, all I know is some somali cafes such as curubo and opposite it there is this hidden masajid

[Cali_Gaab]

There are two when you pass the jobcentre. It will be on your right hand side just passed the traffic light, one has a brown door and is right next to some Jamaican cafe. The other is a few yards down the road called 'cafe lodge'. But why would you want to go to marfishes? Even when i chewed i never used to go to marfishes.

[Warsan_Star_Muslimah]

Why can't people talk about food, a nice subject. Not about how they don't find their own women attractive nonsense. Who cares? Marry whoever you bloody well like, we never asked. People who don't like their own people disturb me!

Cali, Yeah, I'm talking about the ones selling the gold, I meant they are after the station but before the masjid? I don't have the wrong place.

Cumar,

It is like mall, because several shops are based in that one place, they all use one door! This Islamic book shop, Somali tailors, Somali Gold - I say Somali because they speak it btw.

[Cumar-Labasuul]

Warya I don't chew, but seriously harlesden is mostly qaad free. It's mostly reer xamar there and their million shops with the somalia flag.
Horta adigu are you from north west, you are mostly there anyways and you know the areas

Warsan, are you talking about the guys in blue star, I used to get a trim from there when I was younger. They said they are indians from india but they used to live in somalia I think xamar

[Cali_Gaab]

I know what Warsan is talking about now, when was the last time you went there? And where do you live, Harlesden?

Cumar, I live in Hammersmith now but have lived in Neasden and Wembley before.

[Warsan_Star_Muslimah]

When are you lot going to quit eating jaad? British Somalis are campaigning to make it illegal, they do shows on Somali Channel asking for supporters.

I miss universal TV, we don't have it anymore and the Somali Channel is heavily northernised (speech wise). Universal TV late nights they used to put on these series from Xamar, oh and Nura! But show in Somali Channel is the one about Haweenka with the female presenter, I love that women and her facial movements when she gets weird calls, but over-all superb presenter.

Cumar,

I go to harlesden quite often, I clearly remember the Curuba restaurant with the blue flag.

BTW the shop I'm on about had those boards that businesses leave outside, so that people can see them from afar or when passing by the street. I saw the mogadishu tailors sign. Don't know about these indian barbers you two are on about.