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LeJusticier wrote:The way most of the somali chew the gum with open mouth
Eat with open mouth
If someone calls you esp. Somali while @ home and you pick up the phone and the caller ask you "Waa kuma"? wtf you call me and asking me WAA KUMA? waa kii hoo......w....

Not only that; I have seen many Somalis who walk around with their mouths open? Why? The people who call my house and ask me who I am piss me off wallahi.

People who walk around with their mouths open.
Open mouth eating and chewing.
People who slurp their baasto.
People who suck bones (qurbajoog don't understand that this is a faggot move).
People who use the toilet but don't wash their hands.

Rockstar wrote:Bogans
Abos
Australian Prime Minister
British Prime Minister.

Bogans iyo Aboriginals maxaa ku tusey?

@Inasamaale
You export them here.

Spanish
Farsi
Communists
Randians
KPop, when grown women act like they are 8.

White people who smell like dog hair and urine.
White people who smell like soap.
White people who smell like sports deodorant.
White people who smell like expensive perfume.

Rockstar wrote:Women with a lot of piercings

Then the feeling is mutual.

Loading/downloading bars/screens.
Walking into the toilet and finding out that the last person to use it didn't refill the water container.
People who leave toothpaste tubes open after brushing their death.
People who cough and heave while brushing their teeth.
People who ask too many questions.

CushiticReflections wrote:

Rockstar wrote:Women with a lot of piercings

Then the feeling is mutual.

I always imagine them walking around in windy days, making noises/music like a flute.

If only I could play music with it. But, alas, it makes no sound.

Somali way....spaghetti and topped with a banana

People who overuse deodorants in enclosed spaces like gyms.
Touch-pad. I will forever use a mouse.
Losing all pens in your house, when you have to write down something while on the phone.
Jackets that make a lot of sound. It is made of a material that is waterproof or something, I forgot what it was called.
Overbearing people.

CushiticReflections wrote: If only I could play music with it. But, alas, it makes no sound.

I find the whole thing unsavoury.

LeJusticier wrote:Somali way....spaghetti and topped with a banana

Why is that bad? I love that. I just had it yesterday.

sour and sweet ( spaghetti bolognaise + Banana)

LeJusticier wrote:sour and sweet ( spaghetti bolognaise + Banana)

French wanna be waaqooy, Maybe you like Kaat with Fanta

Blogs
Instagram
Bengalis
Liquorice
Weetabix
Most female drivers
British soap operas

Broccolis
Country music
Cool-water
Ratchet people
Twitter

People who purposely speak with accents and broken English when speaking to fobs
Country hicks who move to the city and try to befriend black people
Goods and services without the tax included in the price before going to checkout (airline tickets especially)
Having to tolerate French and English and sometimes Spanish on all product labelings
Immigrants who don't integrate and badmouth the country that rescued them from genocide
Europeans and their social democrat ways
Social Democrats
Conservatives
People who dont vote or hate the Liberal Party
Gay marriage opponents
Polygamy opponents
Religious beliefs
People who insult peoples religious beliefs
Ethnocentrism
Racism
Women who have careers and as a result take up half the workforce
Somalis who betray their people and nation
The clan system
Dictators
Opponents of Mummar Gaddafi
Feminine men
Butch females
Clubs
Promiscuous people
Apple products
Fanboys of any company


I am,

Abdi "I got more" Johnson

^

What a f*cking retard.