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Cali, I don't know about you but somali guys are the most desirable men in the world, we are considered funny, we are the most skilful in football, just today a polish friend of mine touched my hair and said hey your hair is different from hebel hebel, we are the best, the tyical Somali guy can get any girl of any race, but xalimos are only desired by jareer for their big booty, loooooooool

thehappyone wrote:xalimos are only desired by jareer for their big booty, loooooooool

The big booty is further accentuated by the poor muscle tone in the lower body. Again, due to a highly sedentary life style.

"You can't let them mingle with American women. Last thing American women wanna see is some trained bush bitch in your house."

Jeffo wrote:

thehappyone wrote:xalimos are only desired by jareer for their big booty, loooooooool

The big booty is further accentuated by the poor muscle tone in the lower body. Again, due to a highly sedentary life style.

Their ass is jalaq jalaq and stretch mark ridden, very unattractive

This quickly turned into a xalimo hate thread

thehappyone wrote:Amira, Somalian women demand too much, they don't take care of their body,they don't know how to flirt, they dont like to experiment in the bedroom, they have a weak sex drive, Somalian women

Hit the nail on the head, somalian women are a sub par product and anyone who invests one is dumb and deserves the outcome.

thehappyone wrote:

Jeffo wrote:

thehappyone wrote:xalimos are only desired by jareer for their big booty, loooooooool

The big booty is further accentuated by the poor muscle tone in the lower body. Again, due to a highly sedentary life style.

Their ass is jalaq jalaq and stretch mark ridden, very unattractive

Ha dhowna waxaad website-yada ka akhrinaysaaa
"Gabdhaha Soomaaliyeed oo Ragga Ajaaniibta ah jeclaaday"
"Maxay Gabdhaha Soomaaliyeed ku jeclaadeen Ragga Ajnabiga ah" iyo calaacal kale.

War nimanyahow suuqa ha naga saarina, Bilaahi calaykum.

Somali women physical attribute fluctuates too heavily over the course of their lives, too much for you to be assured they'll be in a desirable state in 10 years.

Somali women are anti contraception, they want a lot of kids to compete with other women, this leads to dysfunctional families and it's the main cause of many problems within the Somali community, if you don't give a xalimo more than one child she will make your life hell so you divorce her, I wouldn't touch em with a barge pole

Somalian women spread their children, causing large age gaps. In part so that they can stay raising children late into their 50s and to keep the government at bay when they come knocking, asking why she has yet to find any stable form of income.

This causes a lack of family bonding and responsibility as the children have grown up in different eras.

Somalian girls go to hookah lounges 24/7 to flirt with the Arab staff and call them habibi, Somalian girls wear tight leather jackets to show curves but it's compressed fat, in every group of Somalian girls there is at least one who looks like tyrion lannister in a hiijaab

this time I'm for real

Somalian women still cook nutrient deficient food heavily laced with sugar and fat, their prized muqmad is composed of 50% fat. The young female generation eat out on average 3x more compared to their somali male counterparts. The mcflurry and starbuck cappuccino is a trade mark for the thigh rubbing xalimo as she makes her way through the aisles looking for sweat proof foundation. This influx of fat at home and in public causes damage far more than whats on the surface. Under that thick leather jacket hide, lies a history of bad lifestyle choices that we as people must change.

In 2006, Somalian women single handedly brought Islam into disrepute when they started using their jilbaab as hands-free. An independent tink tank concluded that the sole reason child benefit is capped to one child is because of somalian women. Most somalian women are on first name basis with a midwife.