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WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED NEWS FROM IMMIGRATION CANADA SPOKE PERSON MR. FARAH FERRARI THAT THE ILLEGAL ALIEN GUSMINDA WAS CAPTURED LAST NIGHT AROUND MIDNIGHT BY IMMIGRATION OFFICERS. MR. ADAM NISSAN WAS IN CHARGE OF THE OPERATION AND HE TOLD KWPG WHAT HAPPENED.
THIS ILLEGAL ALIEN WAS HIDING FROM THE AUTHORITY FOR LONG TIME, AND THE REASON WE WERE LOOKING FOR HER IS THAT SHE IS INFECTED WITH HIV AND 4 OTHER MAJOR DISEASE SUCH AS THE KENIAN MAN NEXT DOOR LW/123) AND WE WANTED TO CAPTURE HERE BEFORE SHE HAD THE CHANCE TO PASS THE DISEASES TO OTHER UNSUSPECTED CITIZENS AND INNOCENT BY-STANDERS. BUT UNFORTUNATELY SHE HAS ALREADY DONE HER SUBSTANTIAL DAMAGE. WHERE SHE INFECTED:
(1) THE KENIAN MAN NEXT DOOR
(2) A SRI-LANKIAN SECURITY GUARD.
(3) A JAMAICAN DRUG-DEALER AND A FATHER OF 21 KIDS
(4) A POLICEMAN WHO WAS LOOKING FOR A QUICK FIX.
(5) An IRANIAN CAR RENAL AGENT AND A PROUD FATHER OF 2
(6) AN EITOPEAN CRACK-HEAD
(7) A 60 YRS OLD SOMALIAN CURRENTLY ON WELFARE
( AN AFGHANI REFUGEE WHO IS AWAITING TRAIL
(9) CHINESEMAN WHO WAS COMPULSIVE GAMBLER
(10) A BRAZILIAN TOW-TRUCKER
WE TRIED OUR BEST TO CAPTURE THE INDIVIDUAL NAMED GUSMINDA BUT SHE MANAGED TO HIDE WITH THE HELP OF HER PIMP MR. ZULU WHO ESCAPED THE COUNTRY AND FLED TO TANZANIA WERE OUR OFFICERS FLOW TO THAT COUNTRY TO BRING HIM BACK TO JUSTICE.
MEANWHILE JAZMNNDA WILL BE IN COURT TOMORROW TO FACE:
(1) 250 COUNTS OF STEALING DILDOS
(2) 170 COUNTS OF ATTEMPTED TO STEAL (BOTTLES OF JIN, HENESSEE, CORONAS, VODKA)
(3) 20 COUNTS OF ELUDE BEHAVIOR.
(4) 13 COUNTS OF 1st DEGREE MURDER, 15 COUNTS OF CHILD BATTERY.
REPORTING LIVE FROM AMSTERDAM THIS IS NASIR MONEY BACK TO YOU JIM
