I Gotta Admit, I USED TO BE A FRUITCAKE

[DisplacedDiraac]

Show me your picture that you showed to others and i will send it to you.

Waar ceeb your someones haaji.. Plus I've deleted it..
Send part two my way I need a good laugh ..

[grandpakhalif]

Cali Gaboow your married? Shit man, how did you get your wife to let you chew?

[Cali_Gaab]

She doesn't know man, miyaad waalan tahay

[Jamac_Yare]

What is a fruitcake?

[The_Patriot]

war yaanu cali gaab idin waalin wa email isagu isku soo diiray .

[foolxume2005]

[quote="Enlightened~Sista"]What is a fruitcake? [/quote]



I dont know what it means in UK but here (USA) it means a GAY or khaniis, when we see them we say "man look at that friut cake"

[Spursman]

caadi mahaa caqli xumaa sweet boy was she suppose to be wifey ninyaxoy.

[Somalian_Boqor]

Somalinet is indeed a sad place but funny as well. Kulah I use to be a Fruitcake!

[Queen_Arawello]

this is more hilarious then siciid's remark "if i was a girl..."

[RuralMan08]

looooooooool

cali gaab your such a big wuss, what the hell is this reer baadiyo style shukaansi. you need to enroll in a shukansi class (free of charge for low paid xamaasha like you).

[Alluring]

Lol, hence i'm getting married and all i need to get this of my chest. Back in 2002 i used to be addicted to Somalinet chat and met this one girl who drove me wild, i thought i was in love.

Anywho, i used to send her crazy e-mails that i've kept till this day, this is 1 email i send her.

hey ther wasap m****a ..how are ya ? how was ur weekdayz ? iam aight just chillin out college and damn i couldnt get online like alwayz ya know but hey i missed ya so much my boo ,,i really did walalo macaaney ..its me >(insert my name) ...wit ur lovely smile, i couldnt forget tha last tyme i saw your picture ..by tha way i might get online after this month cos i have exam ya know too much project to handle and hand in,,i love ya wallahi ...iam alwayz ther fo ya ..hopefully u read tha massage i send ya last tyme in ur mobile and hopefully it worked ya know ...walalo macaaney hows ur hoyo and ur family? We are gettin some where deep Inshallah, hopefully we could have nice realtionship soon inshallah if ur ready for it walalo macaaney ,,,iam really into u ya know and forever be urinadeer aswell .iam truely amazed last tyme when i was ur cousin (tribe Wise) and guess what? I asked my dad about ur family and guess wat ..he knows ur father and ur family aswell ..he knew ur dad in Carabta.Damn i wasnt askin him more information walalo .I missed ya wallahi ,hopefully u will get online and call me anytyme when ur ready walalo..iam alwayz available and iam quick lettin u know that i need u by my side like alwayz. Somalinet wouldnt be my last chat ya know .I must get to know ya more and more till tha day we succeed together baby gal ...wit much love and kisses my boo ..i love ya so much and allah bless u and ur family and say hello for me to dem cos iam about to realized that ur closes family i have ever wanted ..to be honest wit ya foreal iam in love wit u ..take care and hopefully u reply to me onmsn or call me and if not wait fo me after this month cos iam about to get online soon as possible . Wllahi..inshallah we meet again soon,take care m****a, hugz and kises to ya my inadeeer and my boo aswell

This can't be life. You have no game whatsoever.

[Cali_Gaab]

^No shit shirlock

In my defence, i have improved after 2002

[Alluring]

Are you saying you are married, and someone actually fell for your "game?"

*a moment of silence*

[ToughGong]

Lol, hence i'm getting married and all i need to get this of my chest. Back in 2002 i used to be addicted to Somalinet chat and met this one girl who drove me wild, i thought i was in love.

Anywho, i used to send her crazy e-mails that i've kept till this day, this is 1 email i send her.

hey ther wasap m****a ..how are ya ? how was ur weekdayz ? iam aight just chillin out college and damn i couldnt get online like alwayz ya know but hey i missed ya so much my boo ,,i really did walalo macaaney ..its me >(insert my name) ...wit ur lovely smile, i couldnt forget tha last tyme i saw your picture ..by tha way i might get online after this month cos i have exam ya know too much project to handle and hand in,,i love ya wallahi ...iam alwayz ther fo ya ..hopefully u read tha massage i send ya last tyme in ur mobile and hopefully it worked ya know ...walalo macaaney hows ur hoyo and ur family? We are gettin some where deep Inshallah, hopefully we could have nice realtionship soon inshallah if ur ready for it walalo macaaney ,,,iam really into u ya know and forever be urinadeer aswell .iam truely amazed last tyme when i was ur cousin (tribe Wise) and guess what? I asked my dad about ur family and guess wat ..he knows ur father and ur family aswell ..he knew ur dad in Carabta.Damn i wasnt askin him more information walalo .I missed ya wallahi ,hopefully u will get online and call me anytyme when ur ready walalo..iam alwayz available and iam quick lettin u know that i need u by my side like alwayz. Somalinet wouldnt be my last chat ya know .I must get to know ya more and more till tha day we succeed together baby gal ...wit much love and kisses my boo ..i love ya so much and allah bless u and ur family and say hello for me to dem cos iam about to realized that ur closes family i have ever wanted ..to be honest wit ya foreal iam in love wit u ..take care and hopefully u reply to me onmsn or call me and if not wait fo me after this month cos iam about to get online soon as possible . Wllahi..inshallah we meet again soon,take care m****a, hugz and kises to ya my inadeeer and my boo aswell

Cali what were you on when you typed this

[Cali_Gaab]

Lol, no game was neccesary.

Inanta waa la ii siiyey

I think this serves as a lesson to Voltage, shirib and hyper who have never interacted with a member of the opposite gender before in person, let alone had a 'girlfriend' .

Education is the key to success.