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AbdiWahab252 wrote:BV,

Lets watch Kini Macho together

What's that?

Waryaa Abdiwahab isku xishood, Black velvet is 13

BV,

A TV series from the good old days of VOK.


Captain24,

We are all hanging out as a group not one on one that would be haram

Captain24 wrote:Waryaa Abdiwahab isku xishood, Black velvet is 13

You just had to qarxis me didn't you

Somali guys don't know what friedship means u be friends with them and they start hitting on u (losers)

black velvet wrote:Surrender Hangout aa?! Even eye contact was a problem

lol tell me about it!

AbdiWahab252 wrote:Surrender,

When I come to London, you, Warsan, Gifted, Black Velvet and I hang out

lol thanks for the offer, but ill pass!

Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE wrote:Somali guys don't know what friedship means u be friends with them and they start hitting on u (losers)

lo the funny thing is, somali guys think the same

Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE wrote:Somali guys don't know what friedship means u be friends with them and they start hitting on u (losers)

What's wrong with that? If a brother want to tab that, just tell him you either virgin or not interested.

AbdiWahab252 wrote:Surrender,

When I come to London, you, Warsan, Gifted, Black Velvet and I hang out

We'll make it worthwhile too, Hyde park corner ee dawah ka dhiibeeyna.

Salaam

Captain24, even if u tell them ur not available they don't give up, they don't take No as a answer
( ) I will never ever date a buddy ewww even if he is cute He is just a friend I'll hook up with one of my girlfriends, but me and him is a is big No Noo
Surrender, malayabtay but truth is most of the girls treat their guyfriend just like their girlfriends

they do?

@ Warsan. I will wear dye my goatee with henna and put on a Kofi with my shiny tusbax.

Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE wrote:Somali guys don't know what friedship means u be friends with them and they start hitting on u (losers)

No, the problem is that all a guy needs to do is inhale oxygen in ur general direction and u assume he wants u cuz he coulda inhaled while facing somewhere else.

Guy: "Excuse me, do you know where..."

Somali Girl: "Stop right there! Do I know where u'd like to take me right now? Yeah...yeah, I think I do u fukkin pervert!"

Guy: "No, actually...I was gonna ask if u knew where 1st Avenue is. See...I'm blind, which is why I'm carrying a walking stick, holding a guidedog and wearing a t-shirt that says "I'm Blind". Can u kindly...."

Somali Girl: "Ohhhhhhh let me guess, ur "blinded by my beauty" eh?! That line is played out u dirty bastard!"

Guy: "You know what, forget it...I'll find it myself"

Somali Girl: "Well, u know where u won't be finding urself? In my panties, u faggot! And fuck ur dog, too!"


*Somali girl goes home*

"Hooyo, Aabo...nin baa rabey inu maanta dariiqa dhexdiisa igu shukaansado.....AGAIN"

Yfresh you piss taker

Lakin in all honesty if you are on the other hand polite and civil with a Somali guy, have a normal conversation, he will automatically assume you're into him and ask for your number, taas maxumee lakin when a girl says no thanks/politely declines please accept it and move on guys, don't make her spell it out for you